Just caught up on a shit load of Raw from the last few weeks. I managed to go spoiler-free, so I was absolutely shitting my pants when Jerry disappeared from ringside and Cole got serious. Thank fuck he's gonna be okay, but a couple of hours ago, I was blubbing hard.
Lawler aside, I have to say that Cena did an amazing job with his last promo. He's still a piece of shit character, and I hate nearly everything about him, but all of a sudden I care about that main event. So, good work, I guess.
But most importantly, that hug-it-out segment from last week is absolutely the funniest thing I have ever seen on WWE television ever. I was crying with laughter. Everyone involved, from the ref actually referreeing the segment, to Bryan and Kane's unbelievable comic timing and delivery, deserves a fucking payrise.
"I HUGGED YOU! YOU DIDN'T HUG ME BACK!"
I was floored.