Support NeoGAF

[Greg]

When are the roosters going to be finalized?

Okay, I'll no longer have access to my laptop till friday. I'll be able to post on GAF when I have to pick. But that's it.

I will fill in the results of the last round on Friday.

.

 

[ChanHuk]

You assholes, my wisdom teeth are coming in sideways. Made an appointment with the surgeon. Got a script for some pansy vicodin. I want oxycodone damnit.

 

[Godslay]

You assholes, my wisdom teeth are coming in sideways. Made an appointment with the surgeon. Got a script for some pansy vicodin. I want oxycodone damnit.

Mine came in sideways as well and began to push against and impact my other teeth. After surgery the head and toothaches went away. I hope you plan on getting knocked out for it. I've heard some horror stories of not being knocked out.

 

[BlackGhost]

You assholes, my wisdom teeth are coming in sideways. Made an appointment with the surgeon. Got a script for some pansy vicodin. I want oxycodone damnit.

Mine came in sideways as well and began to push against and impact my other teeth. After surgery the head and toothaches went away. I hope you plan on getting knocked out for it. I've heard some horror stories of not being knocked out.

Let Tebow bless both of you

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Sup motherfuckers!

I'm going home now, then I'm gonna sober up a bit and then I'll fill in the final results and start this season off!

 

[Dutch Gronk]

THE SEASON HAS BEGUN!

TIME TO ROCK OUT WITH OUR GRONK OUT!

 

[BaltimoreLarry]

Short round by round review to come out today. Longer team review to come out later....whenever I make time.

 

[BannedEpisode]

Sup nerds?

This is from my money draft. I went 6th overall out of 12 and picked up Megatron.

Its a .5 PPR league.

 

[Greg]

THE SEASON HAS BEGUN!

TIME TO ROCK OUT WITH OUR GRONK OUT!

Thanks again for putting everything together.

Short round by round review to come out today. Longer team review to come out later....whenever I make time.

I'm excited for this.

 

[Milchjon]

I think we should start an uprising against the brutal rule of our commissioner!

Fucking Paint doesn't even give me any tools to skew the image....

 

[Wes]

Short round by round review to come out today. Longer team review to come out later....whenever I make time.

Most anticipated piece of text since the Treaty of Versailles.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

I think we should start an uprising against the brutal rule of our commissioner!

Fucking Paint doesn't even give me any tools to skew the image....

Milchjon received a $25.000 fine for this post.

 

[Greg]

Milchjon received a $25.000 fine for this post.

:jnc

 

[BaltimoreLarry]

This will be part one of the draft review, where each round is evaluated (I lose steam about halfway, you'll see), terrible picks are shunned, while the good are lauded (very little of that). Let’s start this off….
Round 1
1. Aaron Rodgers of the Packers to Godslay
2. Arian Foster of the Texans to Wrayfield
3. Tom Brady of the Patriots to snesfreak
4. Ray Rice of the Ravens to TheFatOne
5. LeSean McCoy of the Eagles to Fox
6. Calvin Johnson of the Lions to Actstriker
7. Chris Johnson of the Titans to Chan
8. Ryan Matthews of the Chargers to Blarry
9. Cam Newton of the Panthers to Sanjuro
10. Drew Brees of the Saints to Milchjon
11. Darren McFadden of the Raiders to Dutch
12. Trent Richardson of the Browns to Wes
13. Adrian Peterson of the Vikings to Greg
14. Jimmy Graham of the Saints to Black

Nothing special about this round. Best pick goes to Fox, for getting the #1 RB from last year at 5. Worst pick? At the time, I’d have said Cam Newton, but now that T-Rich and Ryan Mathews are hurt, it would have to go one of them. I’m going to say it was the Mathews pick. The pick of Jimmy Graham isn’t all that bad, until you see…..


Round 2
15. Rob Gronkowski of the Patriots to Black
16. Michael Vick of the Eagles to Greg
17. Maurice Jones-Drew of the Jags to Wes
18. Larry Fitzgerald of the Cardinals to Dutch
19. Matt Forte of the Bears to Milchjon
20. Demaryius Thomas of the Broncos to Sanjuro
21. DeMarco Murray of the Cowboys to Larry
22. Wes Welker of the Patriots to Chan
23. Jamaal Charles of the Chiefs to Actstriker
24. Matthew Stafford of the Lions to Fox
25. Greg Jennings of the Packers to TheFatOne
26. Andre Johnson of the Texans to snesfreak
27. Philip Rivers of the Chargers to Wrayfield
28. Marshawn Lynch of the Seahawks to Godslay

…him follow it up with the pick of Rob Gronkowski. They’re both elite, but it’s a little early to take one, let alone two tight ends in a league that does not do PPR. Yet, that pick was still better than the pick of Demaryius Thomas. It’s not that he’s not good….well, it’s actually kinda that. Was this a pick of Demaryius, or a pick of “Peyton Mannings’ #1 Reciever”. It may turn out to be a good pick, but way too early, and considering Peyton looks kinda shitty, might just flop. Best pick is Marshawn Lynch at 2.14. Beast Mode is not respected because he’s played in Seattle and Buffalo and keeps getting in trouble, but if he’s on the field, he’s a first round pick.


Round 3
29. Steven Jackson of the Rams to Godslay
30. Jordi Nelson of the Cheesecurds to Wrayfield
31. Shonn Greene of the Jets to snesfreak(WII-U SUCKS)
32. Aaron Hernandez of the Patriots to TheFatOne
33. Fred Jackson of the Bills to Fox
34. Steve Smith of the Panthers to ActStriker
35. Eli Manning of the Giants to Chan
36. Victor Cruz of the Giants to Larry
37. Darren Sproles of the Saints to Sanjuro
38. Brandon Marshall of the Bears to Milchjon
39. Peyton Manning of the Broncos to Dutch
40. Julio Jones of the Falcons to Wes
41. Roddy White of the Falcons to Greggie
42. Brandon Lloyd of the Patriots to Black

This round was crazy. For both Roddy White and Julio Jones to go after four other receivers not named Calvin or Larry were steals, especially after what we’ve seen so far this preseason. I still like Roddy more because he’s a proven stud. Worst pick has got to be Shonn Greene. He’s terrible, has always been terrible, never warranting to be drafted in the third round. With Tebow as their starting RB, I doubt we’ll see much out of Greene this year, kinda like every other year.

Round 4
43. Doug Martin of the Taco Bells to Black
44. Jermichael Finley of the Packers to Greg
45. AJ Green of the Bengals to Wes
46. Hakeem Nicks of the Giants to Dutch
47. Antonio Gates of the Chargers to Milchjon
48. Laurent Robinson of the Jags to Sanjuro
49. Frank Gore of the 49'ers to Larry
50. Defense from the 49'ers to Chan
51. Ahmad Bradshaw of the Giants to Actstriker
52. Miles Austin of the Cowboys to Fox
53. Marques Colston of the Saints to TheFatOne
54. Vincent Jackson of the Bucs to SlowassSnesfreak
55. Michael Turner of the Hawks to Wrayfield
56. Vernon Davis of the 9'ers to Godslay

I don’t want to pick on Sanjuro, but Laurent Robinson over Colston, Austin, V Jax, etc? I kinda feel like, based on his first four picks, that Sanjuro may have time travelled back from after the season and just loaded his team. If not, he must be really high on the Jaguars, or be related to Blaine Gabbert. Best pick of the round was Michael Turner at 4. 13. To almost get him 5 rounds in, coming off another 1300+ 10TD+ year, is a steal.

Round 5
57. Eric Decker of the Broncos to Godslay
58. Reggie Bush of the Dolphins to Wrayfield
59. LaGetrude Blount of the Bucs to Snes
60. Ben Jarvus Green Ellis of the Bengals to TheFatOne
61. Jeremy Maclin of the Eagles to Fox
62. DeSean Jackson of the Eagles to Actstriker
63. Kendall Hunter of the 9'ers to Chan
64. Antonio Brown of the Steelers to BaltimoreTraitor
65. Brandon Pettigrew of the Lions to Sanjuro
66. Beanie Wells of the Cardinals to Milchjon
67. Kyle Rudolph of the Vikings to Dutch
68. Dez Bryant of the Cowboys to Wes
69. Percy Harvin of the Vikings to Greg
70. Stevie Johnson of the Bills to Blackghost

So many bad picks this round. Blount is a backup, Kendall Hunter is backup, and Kyle Rudolph before Jason Witten (we didn’t know his insides were going to get exploded)? The Kendall Hunter pick was so bad, because even at that time, he wasn’t the backup runningback. And we haven’t even talked about the fact that I picked a Steeler, which is a shitty pick for my soul. Best pick was Percy Harvin to Greg. Easily can out perform his draft position and previous numbers. Is he still having Migraines? Good luck with that.

Round 6
71. Willis McGahee of the Mannings to Blackghost
72. Jason Witten of the Cowboys to Greg
73. Tony Romo of the Cowboys to Wes
74. Stevan Ridley of the Patriots to Dutch
75. Dwayne Bowe of the Chiefs to Milchjon
76. Peyton Hillis of the Chiefs to Sanjuro
77. Jonathan Stewart of the Panthers to BaltimoreLarry
78. Tony Gonzalez of the Falcons to Chan
79. RGIII of the Redskins to Actstriker
80. Dustin Keller of the Jets to Fox
81. Mike Wallace of the Steelers to TheFatOne
82. Fred Davis of the Redskins to snes
83. Reggie Wayne of the Colts to Wrayfield
84. Darrius Heyward-Bey of the Raiders to Godslay

Not any outlandish picks here, although the amount of TE love in this draft so far is absurd. Best picks were Mike Wallace and Dwayne Bowe, as both were holding out at draft time, and are in camp now.


Round 7
85. Michael Bush of the Bears to Godslay
86. Anquan Boldin of the Ravens to Wrayfield
87. Sebastian Janikowski of the Raiders to snes
88. Tim Tebow of the Jets to TheFatOne
89. James Starks of the Packers to Fox
90. Matt Ryan of the Falcons to Actstriker
91. Torrey Smith of the Ravens to Chan
92. Pierre Garcon of the Redskins to BaltimoreLarry
93. Ryan Fitzpatrick of the Bills to Sanjuro
94. Defense of the Bears to Milchjon
95. Michael Crabtree of the 49ers to Dutch
96. Isaac Redman of the Steelers to Wes
97. David Akers of the 49ers to Greg
98. Jay Cutler of the Bears to BlackGhost

Tim Tebow. He’s not even a Quarterback, nor the starter, nor on a good team. Matt Ryan was still on the board, as were like 10 other legitimate QBs. I’ll probably be smited for besmirching the good name of Tebow. Because of the Tebow pick, I’ll forget about two Kickers going 7 rounds too early. Best pick goes to ActStriker, although this may only be because of the preseason.

Round 8
99. Kevin Smith of the Lions to BlackGhost
100. Defense of the Texans to Greg
101. Jared Cook of the Titans to Wes
102. Roy Helu of the Redskins to Dutch
103. Credric Benson of the Packers to Milchjon
104. Brian Quick of the Rams to Sanjuro
105. Jacob Tamme of the Broncos to BaltimoreLarry
106. Stephen Gostkowski of the Pats to Chan
107. Jermaine Gresham of the Bengals to Actstriker
108. Defense of the Jets to Fox
109. Ben Rapistberger of the Steelers to TheFatOne
110. Defense of the Ravens to Snesfreak
111. Scott Chandler of the Bills to Wrayfield
112. Titus Young of the Lions to Godslay

At this point, everybody is just desperately grasping for starters. And a lot of these guys suck. More Tight Ends, because you have to start one. Scott Chandler though? Didn’t have like 12 catches last year? It pains me to say it, but the Ben Roethlisberger pick is solid at this point. Ravens Defense is an amazing pick, if only because they are the Ravens.

Round 9
113. Nate Washington of the Titans to Godslay
114. Brent Celek of the Eagles to Wrayfield
115. Mike Williams of the Bucs to Snesfreak
116. Defense of the Patriots to TheFatOne
117. Saintonio Holmes of the Jets to Fox
118. Ben Tate of the Texans to ActStriker
119. Danny Amendola of the Rams to Chan
120. Matt Schaub of the Texans to BaltimoreLarry
121. Defense of the Packers to Sanjuro
122. Andrew Luck of the Colts to Milchjon
123. Donald Brown of the Colts to Dutch
124. Jake Locker of the Titans to Wes
125. Cj Spillah of da Bills to Greg
126. Josh NotSoFatman of the Bucs to Black

Last round was shit, but this one is pretty good. Many good picks, but I like the Donald Brown pick to Dutch. It’s pretty late to get a starting RB. I love me some Josh Freeman this year, and think in Round 9, he’ll be a bargain. Worst pick is Patriot D. They suck in real life too.

Round 10
127. Mark Ingram of the Saints to Black
128. Toby Gerhart of the Vikings to Greg
129. DeAngelo Williams of the Panthers to Wes
130. Jon Baldwin of the Chiefs to Dutch
131. Davone Bess of the Dolphins to Milchjon
132. Randy Moss of the 49'ers to Slowjuro
133. Doug Baldwin of the Seahawks to Larry
134. Owen Daniels of the Texans to Chan
135. Robert Meacham of the Chargers to Actstriker
136. Felix Jones of the Cowboys to Fox
137. Kenny Britt of the Titans to TheFatOne
138. Andy Dalton of the Bengals to Snesfreak
139. Defense of the Steelers to Wrayfield
140. Kendall Wright of the Titans to Godslay

Best pick goes to Greg because he had to get Gerhart and he did. I like Meacham, especially now that Vincent Brown is hurt. Wost pick? They’re all kinda ok, I guess.

Round 11
141. Coby Fleener of the Colts to Godslay
142. Austin Collie of the Colts to Wrayfield
143. Pierre Thomas of the Saints to Saintsfreak
144. Mason Crosby of the Packers to TheFatOne
145. Joe Flacco of the Ravens to Fox
146. David Wilson of the Giants to Actstriker
147. Bernard Scott of the Bengals to Chan
148. Evan Royster of the Redskins to Larry
149. Matt Prater of the Broncos to Sanjuro
150. Dan Bailey of the Cowboys to Milchjon
151. Mikel LeShoure of the Lions to Dutch
152. Greg Olson of the Panthers to Wes
153. Terrel Owens of the Seahawks to Greg
154. JaQuizz (?) Rodgers of the Falcons to Black

Worst Pick? Joe Flacco. He’s not justifiably rosterable by any team, real or fantastical. This round is bad, none of these guys are much of anything.

Round 12
155. Randall Cobb of the Packers to Black
156. Matt HOFFlynn of the Seahawks to Greg
157. Malcom Floyd of the Chargers to Wes
158. Alex Smith of 49'ers to Dutch
159. Nate Burleson of the Lions to Milchjon
160. Danny Woodhead of the Patriots to Sanjuro
161. Ronnie Brown of the Seahawks to Larry
162. Rashad Jennings of the Jags to Chan
163. Ryan Williams of the Cardinals to Actstriker
164. Justin Blackmon of the Jags to Fox
165. Shane Vereen of the Patriots to TheFatOne
166. Martellus Bennett of the Giants to PsOnefreak
167. Cahson Palmah of the Raidahs to Whayfield
168. Ronnie Hillman of the Broncos to Godslay

A bunch of backup Runningbacks this round, and already a few of them have become better picks. Rashad Jennings and Ryan Williams look like they might have value, and Ronnie Brown will be starting for a minute. Worst pick is Alex Smith, because he sucks at football, much like Joe Flacco, and should not be rostered at any level of football.

Round 13
169. Robert Turbin of the Seahawks to Godslay
170. Sidney Rice of the Seahawks to Wrayfield
171. Mario Manningham or the 9'ers to Sleepfreak
172. Benjamin Watson of the Browns to theFatOne
173. Bilal Powell of the Jets to Fox
174. Brandon LaFell of the Panthers to Actstriker
175. Denarius Moore of the Raidahs to Chan
176. Sam Bradford of the Rams to Larry
177. Kellen Winslow of the Seahawks to Sanjuro
178. Alshon Jeffrey of the Bears to Milchjon
179. Tony Moeaki of the Chiefs to Dutch
180. Greg Little of the Browns to Wes
181. Rashard Mendenhall of the Steelers to Greg
182. Defense of Detriot to Black

I like Denarius Moore and Greg Little to do something this year, and Kellen Winslow has some value. Best pick is Sam Bradford by me. That’s right, I think Sam Bradford is getting a bum rap and will bounce back this year. Bad picks are people I had to look up on the internet to figure out who they were.

Round 14
183. Vincent Brown of the Chargers to Black
184. Tom Crabtree of the Packers to Greg
185. Defense of the Eagles to Wes
186. Josh Scobee of the Jags to Dutch
187. Lance Moore of the Saints to Milchjon
188. David Nelson of the Bills to Sanjuro
189. Michael Floyd of the Cardinals to BaltimoreLarry
190. Santana Moss of the Redskins to Chan
191. Defense of the Falcons to Actstriker
192. Tim Hightower of the Redskins to Fox
193. Daniel Thomas of the Dolphins to TheFatOne
194. Dexter McClusterfuck of the Chiefs to Snesfreak
195. Dallas Clark of the Bucs to Wrayfield
196. Robbie Gould of the Bears to Godlsay

The David Nelson pick was great. I was pissed when it happened, because based on Sanjuro’s earlier track record, I did not think he’d be making any good picks. Instead, he stole Nelson from me. Worst pick is Tom Crabtree. Why are you handcuffing your TE?

FINAL ROUND
197. Defense of the Broncos to Godslay
198. Rob Bironas of the Titans to Wray
199. Connor Barth of the Bucs to Snes
200. Mike Goodson of the Raiders to theFatOne
201. Garret Hartley of the Saints to Fox
202. Jason Hanson of the Lions to Act
203. Jonathan Dwyer of the Steelers to Chan
204. Jerome Simpson of the Vikings to Lary
205. Montario Hardesty of the Browns to Sanjuro
206. Heath Miller of the Steelers to Milchjon
207. Bengals Defense to Dutch
208. Alex Henery of the Eagles to Wes
209. Russell Wilson of the Seahawks to Greg
210. Matt Bryant of the Falcons to BlackGhost

Since I didn’t look at the whole teams when I wrote this brief review, I didn’t see what kind of rosters were put together (that’ll come later). So for this round, every pick that is a backup defense, a backup kicker, a third Tight End, or a third quarterback is terrible. Best pick is Montario Hardesty. I’m fairly certain Trent Richardson’s knee ligaments will melt at some point this year, as the Cleveland Curse must go on, so Hardesty will be out there.

 

[Greg]

"Bad picks are people I had to look up on the intent to figure out who they were."

Worst pick is Alex Smith, because he sucks at football, much like Joe Flacco, and should not be rostered at any level of football.

:jnc

that was a good read

 

[Wes]

Enjoyed that, thanks.

 

[ChanHuk]

I made 2 picks. Denarius Moore and Jonathan Dwyer. The rest is just is awesome cowardly frenchie's doing.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Great stuff, Larry!

Kyle Rudolph is gonna tear this sucker up.

 

[Milchjon]

Whooo, I was really concerned you'd pick me apart.

Thanks for the write up!

 

[BaltimoreLarry]

Whooo, I was really concerned you'd pick me apart.

Thanks for the write up!

Oh there will be time for that when I look at your team.

 

[Milchjon]

Oh there will be time for that when I look at your team.

Fuck

 

[Greg]

Fuck

:jnc

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Oh there will be time for that when I look at your team.

You better be nice about my team, or you will get a fine as well.

 

[Greg]

Don't listen to him - he's bluffing.

We gave him no power in the CBA.

 

[Godslay]

Don't listen to him - he's bluffing.

We gave him no power in the CBA.

He did give Walteur the death penalty.

 

[Greg]

He did give Walteur the death penalty.

that was more of a suicide

 

[Dutch Gronk]

that was more of a suicide

You want a 'suicide'?

And a fine.

Greg got a $10.000 for his last 2 comments.

 

[Rorschach]

Dutch gonna win this bitch.

 

[Godslay]

You want a 'suicide'?

And a fine.

:jnc

He doesn't kill you just forces you into suicide, and fines you post-mortem.

 

[Milchjon]

Dutch gonna win this bitch.

Obviously he's exploiting his powers.
I wouldn't expect anything if not cheating from a Pats fan anyway.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Dutch gonna win this bitch.

Run DMC is gonna rock my world.

Obviously he's exploiting his powers.
I wouldn't expect anything if not cheating from a Pats fan anyway.

$50.000 fine. You're like the James Harrison of the Shirtless League.

 

[Milchjon]

$50.000 fine. You're like the James Harrison of the Shirtless League.

That hurt. You're the eznark of this thread. :-(

 

[Greg]

You want a 'suicide'?

And a fine.

I have black players on my team, racist.

 

[Sanjuro]

Stop picking on me! I made a very calculated draft. I have no idea how fantasy football works from the scoring end, I just drafted as if I was constructing a balanced team. We'll see what happens.

 

[ActStriker]

Dutch Goodell is using the fine money to pay for more beer and movies.

 

[sf2fanatic]

Round 4
43. Doug Martin of the Taco Bells to Black
44. Jermichael Finley of the Packers to Greg
45. AJ Green of the Bengals to Wes
46. Hakeem Nicks of the Giants to Dutch
47. Antonio Gates of the Chargers to Milchjon
48. Laurent Robinson of the Jags to Sanjuro
49. Frank Gore of the 49'ers to Larry
50. Defense from the 49'ers to Chan
51. Ahmad Bradshaw of the Giants to Actstriker
52. Miles Austin of the Cowboys to Fox
53. Marques Colston of the Saints to TheFatOne
54. Vincent Jackson of the Bucs to SlowassSnesfreak
55. Michael Turner of the Hawks to Wrayfield
56. Vernon Davis of the 9'ers to Godslay

Is he a SF, PF?


Just messing with you BL...

lol @ Flynn drafting way late..Petey already cursed his career

 

[Wrayfield]

Is he a SF, PF?


Just messing with you BL...

lol @ Flynn drafting way late..Petey already cursed his career

That was a drunk pick after I read too much NBA news. I thought Atlanta, then just typed that shit. I think I even corrected it later but don't remember anymore. Lotsa drunk picks in there for me.

 

[BaltimoreLarry]

Somebody post the rosters for each team, I can't get to the NFL site right now and I want to start writing stuff.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

That was a drunk pick after I read too much NBA news. I thought Atlanta, then just typed that shit. I think I even corrected it later but don't remember anymore. Lotsa drunk picks in there for me.

Already with the excuses....

Somebody post the rosters for each team, I can't get to the NFL site right now and I want to start writing stuff.

Give me a second.

Teams

• 1.Darren McFadden RB PICK 11
  2.Larry Fitzgerald WR - ARI PICK 18
  3.Peyton Manning QB - DEN PICK 39
  4. Hakeem Nicks WR - NYG PICK 46
  5. Kyle Rudolph TE - MIN PICK 67
  6. Stevan Ridley RB - NE PICK 74
  7. Michael Crabtree WR - SF PICK 95
  8. Roy Helu RB - WAS PICK 102
  9. Donald Brown RB - IND PICK 123
  10. Jon Baldwin WR - KC PICK 130
  11. Mikel Leshoure RB - DET PICK 151
  12.Alex Smith QB PICK 158
  13. Tony Moeaki TE PICK 179
  14. Josh Scobee K PICK 186
  15. Cincinnati Bengals DEF PICK 207

• 
  1.Adrian Peterson RB - MIN PICK 13
  2. Michael Vick QB - PHI PICK 16
  3.Roddy White WR - ATL PICK 41
  4. Jermichael Finley TE - GB PICK 44
  5. Percy Harvin WR - MIN PICK 69
  6.Jason Witten TE - DAL PICK 72
  7.David Akers K - SF PICK 97
  8.Houston Texans DEF PICK 100
  9.C.J. Spiller RB - BUF PICK 125
  10.Toby Gerhart RB - MIN PICK 128
  11.Terrell Owens WR - SEA PICK 153
  12.Matt Flynn QB - SEA PICK 156
  13. Rashard Mendenhall RB - PIT PICK 181
  14.Tom Crabtree TE - GB PICK 184
  15.Russell Wilson QB - SEA PICK 209

• 1.Tom Brady QB - NE PICK 3
  2. Andre Johnson WR - HOU PICK 26
  3. Shonn Greene RB - NYJ PICK 31
  4. Vincent Jackson WR - TB PICK 54
  5. LeGarrette Blount RB - TB PICK 59
  6. Fred Davis TE - WAS PICK 82
  7. Sebastian Janikowski K - OAK PICK 87
  8. Baltimore Ravens DEF PICK 110
  9. Mike Williams WR - TB PICK 115
  10. Andy Dalton QB - CIN PICK 138
  11. Pierre Thomas RB - NO PICK 143
  12. Martellus Bennett TE - NYG PICK 166
  13. Mario Manningham WR - SF PICK 171
  14. Dexter McCluster WR - KC PICK 194
  15. Connor Barth K - TB PICK 199

• 1.Drew Brees QB - NO PICK 10
  2. Matt Forte RB - CHI PICK 19
  3. Brandon Marshall WR - CHI PICK 38
  4. Antonio Gates TE - SD PICK 47
  5. Beanie Wells RB - ARI PICK 66
  6. Dwayne Bowe WR - KC PICK 75
  7. Chicago Bears DEF PICK 94
  8. Cedric Benson RB - GB PICK 103
  9. Andrew Luck QB - IND PICK 122
  10. Davone Bess WR - MIA PICK 131
  11. Dan Bailey K - DAL PICK 150
  12. Nate Burleson WR - DET PICK 159
  13. Alshon Jeffery WR - CHIPICK 178
  14. Lance Moore WR - NO PICK 187
  15. Heath Miller TE - PIT PICK 206

• 1.Trent Richardson RB - CLE PICK 12
  2. Maurice Jones-Drew RB - JAC PICK 17
  3. Julio Jones WR - ATL PICK 40
  4. A.J. Green WR - CIN PICK 45
  5. Dez Bryant WR - DAL PICK 68
  6. Tony Romo QB - DAL PICK 73
  7. Isaac Redman RB - PIT PICK 96
  8. Jared Cook TE - TEN PICK 101
  9. Jake Locker QB - TEN PICK 124
  10. DeAngelo Williams RB - CAR PICK 129
  11. Greg Olsen TE - CAR PICK 152
  12. Malcom Floyd WR - SD PICK 157
  13. Greg Little WR - CLE PICK 180
  14. Philadelphia Eagles DEF PICK 185
  15. Alex Henery K - PHI PICK 208

• 1.Jimmy Graham TE - NO PICK 14
  2. Rob Gronkowski TE - NE PICK 15
  3. Brandon Lloyd WR - NE PICK 42
  4. Doug Martin RB - TB PICK 43
  5. Steve Johnson WR - BUF PICK 70
  6. Willis McGahee RB - DEN PICK 71
  7. Jay Cutler QB - CHI PICK 98
  8. Kevin Smith RB - DET PICK 99
  9. Josh Freeman QB - TB PICK 126
  10. Mark Ingram RB - NO PICK 127
  11. Jacquizz Rodgers RB - ATL PICK 154
  12. Randall Cobb WR - GB PICK 155
  13. Detroit Lions DEF PICK 182
  14. Vincent Brown WR - SD PICK 183
  15. Matt Bryant K - ATL PICK 210

• 1. Cam Newton QB - CAR PICK 9
  2. Demaryius Thomas WR - DEN PICK 20
  3. Darren Sproles RB - NO PICK 37
  4. Laurent Robinson WR - JAC PICK 48
  5. Brandon Pettigrew TE - DET PICK 65
  6. Peyton Hillis RB - KC PICK 76
  7. Ryan Fitzpatrick QB - BUF PICK 93
  8. Brian Quick WR - STL PICK 104
  9. Green Bay Packers DEF PICK 121
  10. Randy Moss WR - SF PICK 132
  11. Matt Prater K - DEN PICK 149
  12. Danny Woodhead RB - NE PICK 160
  13. Kellen Winslow TE - SEA PICK 177
  14. David Nelson WR - BUF PICK 188
  15. Montario Hardesty RB - CLE PICK 205

• 1.Chris Johnson RB - TEN PICK 7
  2. Wes Welker WR - NE PICK 22
  3. Eli Manning QB - NYG PICK 35
  4. San Francisco 49ers DEF PICK 50
  5. Kendall Hunter RB - SF PICK 63
  6. Tony Gonzalez TE - ATL PICK 78
  7. Torrey Smith WR - BAL PICK 91
  8. Stephen Gostkowski K - NE PICK 106
  9. Danny Amendola WR - STL PICK 119
  10. Owen Daniels TE - HOU PICK 134
  11. Bernard Scott RB - CIN PICK 147
  12. Rashad Jennings RB - JAC PICK 162
  13. Denarius Moore WR - OAK PICK 175
  14. Santana Moss WR - WAS PICK 190
  15. Jonathan Dwyer RB - PIT PICK 203

• 1.Aaron Rodgers QB - GB PICK 1
  2. Marshawn Lynch RB - SEA PICK 28
  3. Steven Jackson RB - STL PICK 29
  4. Vernon Davis TE - SF PICK 56
  5. Eric Decker WR - DEN PICK 57
  6. Darrius Heyward-Bey WR - OAK PICK 84
  7. Michael Bush RB - CHI PICK 85
  8. Titus Young WR - DET PICK 112
  9. Nate Washington WR - TEN PICK 113
  10. Kendall Wright WR - TEN PICK 140
  11. Coby Fleener TE - IND PICK 141
  12. Ronnie Hillman RB - DEN PICK 168
  13. Robert Turbin RB - SEA PICK 169
  14. Robbie Gould K - CHI PICK 196
  15. Denver Broncos DEF PICK 197

• 1. Calvin Johnson WR - DET PICK 6
  2. Jamaal Charles RB - KC PICK 23
  3. Steve Smith WR - CAR PICK 34
  4. Ahmad Bradshaw RB - NYG PICK 51
  5. DeSean Jackson WR - PHI PICK 62
  6. Robert Griffin III QB - WAS PICK 79
  7. Matt Ryan QB - ATL PICK 90
  8. Jermaine Gresham TE - CIN PICK 107
  9. Ben Tate RB - HOU PICK 118
  10. Robert Meachem WR - SD PICK 135
  11. David Wilson RB - NYG PICK 146
  12. Ryan Williams RB - ARI PICK 163
  13. Brandon LaFell WR - CAR PICK 174
  14. Atlanta Falcons DEF PICK 191
  15. Jason Hanson K - DET PICK 202

• 1. LeSean McCoy RB - PHI PICK 5
  2. Matthew Stafford QB - DET PICK 24
  3. Fred Jackson RB - BUF PICK 33
  4. Miles Austin WR - DAL PICK 52
  5. Jeremy Maclin WR - PHI PICK 61
  6. Dustin Keller TE - NYJ PICK 80
  7. James Starks RB - GB PICK 89
  8. New York Jets DEF PICK 108
  9. Santonio Holmes WR - NYJ PICK 117
  10. Felix Jones RB - DAL PICK 136
  11. Joe Flacco QB - BAL PICK 145
  12. Justin Blackmon WR - JAC PICK 164
  13. Bilal Powell RB - NYJ PICK 173
  14. Tim Hightower RB - WAS PICK 192
  15. Garrett Hartley K - NO PICK 201

• 1.Ryan Mathews RB - SD PICK 8
  2. DeMarco Murray RB - DAL PICK 21
  3. Victor Cruz WR - NYG PICK 36
  4. Frank Gore RB - SF PICK 49
  5. Antonio Brown WR - PIT PICK 64
  6. Jonathan Stewart RB - CAR PICK 77
  7. Pierre Garcon WR - WAS PICK 92
  8. Jacob Tamme TE - DEN PICK 105
  9. Matt Schaub QB - HOU PICK 120
  10. Doug Baldwin WR - SEA PICK 133
  11. Evan Royster RB - WAS View NewsPICK 148
  12. Ronnie Brown RB - SD PICK 161
  13. Sam Bradford QB - STL PICK 176
  14. Michael Floyd WR - ARI PICK 189
  15. Jerome Simpson WR - MIN PICK 204

• 1.Ray Rice RB - BAL PICK 4
  2. Greg Jennings WR - GB PICK 25
  3. Aaron Hernandez TE - NE PICK 32
  4. Marques Colston WR - NO PICK 53
  5. BenJarvus Green-Ellis RB - CIN PICK 60
  6. Mike Wallace WR - PIT PICK 81
  7. Tim Tebow QB - NYJ PICK 88
  8. Ben Roethlisberger QB - PIT PICK 109
  9. New England Patriots DEF PICK 116
  10. Kenny Britt WR - TEN PICK 137
  11. Mason Crosby K - GB PICK 144
  12. Shane Vereen RB - NE PICK 165
  13. Benjamin Watson TE - CLE PICK 172
  14. Daniel Thomas RB - MIA PICK 193
  15. Mike Goodson RB - OAK PICK 200

1. Arian Foster RB - HOU PICK 2
2. Philip Rivers QB - SD PICK 27
3. Jordy Nelson WR - GB PICK 30
4. Michael Turner RB - ATL PICK 55
5. Reggie Bush RB - MIA PICK 58
6. Reggie Wayne WR - IND PICK 83
7. Anquan Boldin WR - BAL PICK 86
8. Scott Chandler TE - BUF PICK 111
9. Brent Celek TE - PHI PICK 114
10. Pittsburgh Steelers DEF PICK 139
11. Austin Collie WR - IND PICK 142
12. Carson Palmer QB - OAK PICK 167
13. Sidney Rice WR - SEA PICK 170
14. Dallas Clark TE - TB PICK 195
15. Rob Bironas K - TEN PICK 198[/list]

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Just so everybody knows, the Giants D and the Seattle D are up for grabs from the waiver wire.

• 1. Milchjon $100,000
  2. Greg - $25,000
  2. Snes - $10,000 and 1 taco

And there is this, person with the highest fine total will win the award 'James Harrison of the Shirtless League'.

 

[Greg]

I was fined 10k for those comments? You're not allowed to eat at 25 of my 50 diners.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Dutch Goodell is using the fine money to pay for more beer and movies.

I want to see Hit&Run, The Watch, Paranorman, Comme Un Chef, and God Bless America. I predict a lot of fines.

I was fined 10k for those comments? You're not allowed to eat at 25 of my 50 diners.

Boom, fined for another $15,000.

 

[Greg]

Boom, fined for another $15.000.

I'm appealing both of those.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

I'm appealing both of those.

You can contact my secretary Francine Uckyou at F_Uckyou@gmail.com.

 

[Milchjon]

You're acting so German, ca. 1942.

 

[BaltimoreLarry]

I want to see Hit&Run, The Watch, Paranorman, Comme Un Chef, and God Bless America. I predict a lot of fines.



Boom, fined for another $15.000.

What is this three decimal place business? Or is this the Euro way to write $15,000?

Are we talking dollars? Euros? Rupees, or whatever the Dutch currency is?

 

[Dutch Gronk]

You're acting so German, ca. 1942.

$25,000, you really want that award, huh.

What is this three decimal place business? Or is this the Euro way to write $15,000?

Are we talking dollars? Euros? Rupees, or whatever the Dutch currency is?

Dammit, where you use , we use . so I'll change it. American Dollars will do.

 

[Greg]

You can contact my secretary Francine Uckyou at F_Uckyou@gmail.com.

My lawyer, Jamal Ackandcoke, will be contacting her shortly.

 

[Milchjon]

What is this three decimal place business? Or is this the Euro way to write $15,000?

Are we talking dollars? Euros? Rupees, or whatever the Dutch currency is?

When will the US finally arrive in the modern era when it comes to numbers and measurements?

 

[Dutch Gronk]

My lawyer, Jamal Ackandcoke, will be contacting her shortly.

Damn, I've heard he's good.

When will the US finally arrive in the modern era when it comes to numbers and measurements?

When Tebow finally becomes President.