Stop drinking the cheap, generic stuff!
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Stop drinking the cheap, generic stuff!
ActStriker
Member
If you didn't ban yourself you'd been around for most of it!
Well, I didn't have the time then.
GAF and the NFL should adapt to my life, dammit!
Nice to see you back. How did your tests go or whatever you took a break for?
Well, I barely made it, but I would've sucked even worse without the timeout :-D
Well, it's not certain yet. I passed Physics with a horrible grade, the Maths results aren't out yet, and two more exams are yet to come.
But yeah, I'm not disappointed.
BlackGhost
Banned
I'm doing the same thing!! A&P 2 and micro this semester
Dutch Gronk
Banned
GREG!
Also, for our pug-loving friend Dutch:
I do love pugs. The easiest way to entertain me is just by posting cute puppies and kittens wearing funny outfits.
Macro Economics and Math 2 atm. I'm having a fucking blast.
Seriously bro? SERIOUSLY!?!
I made you like 10 avatars, all better than this one, and you decide to rock this?
BlackGhost
Banned
I fucking wake up for my micro lab only to find out no class when I get there. I suppose it was my fault though for forgetting to check to syllabus, but in my heart I knew their was no class when I was walking down the hallway and heard no noises :/. So bittersweet
Well let's not be to rash here.......I'm sure we can find some uses......
Dutch Gronk
Banned
Give it your MILF and teach her how to golf.
Gronk style
I have tests next week
. Somebody hold me.The_Darkest_Red
Member
College sucks. I'm so glad to be done with that stuff. Good luck, man.I have tests next week
ActStriker
Member
You silly kids and your tests
only 2 years out of school
BlackGhost
Banned
I think he requested another ban
Dutch Gronk
Banned
Hey Dutch, gonna be even more confrontational with you. Amy Macdonald is hotter than Emma Stone.
> Emma Stone
THEY LOOK TEH SAME!!!1111
Have you ever heard her talk? Makes me want to stab myself in the ears.
Scottish people have charming accents. Like Sean Connery.
Dutch Gronk
Banned
Would you let Sean Connery buy you a diner ?
What kinda diner? The kind they have on Drivers, Diners, and Dives?
ActStriker
Member
We need a combine.
To show how out of shape most of us are?
ActStriker
Member
That's your own problem!
Dutch Gronk
Banned
I agree! Would be interesting to see my 40 time now, since that's the only combine result that really matters right?
Also, this just in: Shirtless Combine Bench Press results ( 225 lbs) so far :
Snes - 0 reps, 1 heartattack
Kave_Man - 0 reps even with the short paws
Lunchbox - 0 reps
Dutch - Almost 1/16th a rep
Milchjon - Took Adderall right before it was his turn, so he got banned from the drill.
Chan - refused to wear pants : No results
Wes - RIP
Larry - Kept screaming about the Super Bowl, screw him
BlackGhost - 0 reps, Gronk unworthy
Greg - 0 reps, 1 dunk over the bench press thingy.
Godslay - 0 reps, still the Shirtless Champ, for now.
Ubertag - 0 reps, but had the most knowledge about bench pressing
The_Darkest_Red - 0 reps, made the Dolphins proud by not winning
You're up Actstriker!
ActStriker
Member
I wish I could bench 225
Dutch Gronk
Banned
How much does a bench press bar weigh?
When I 'lift', I lift a massively impressive 20 kgs on both sides.
So I lift about half of what those guys do.
I'm fucking buff.
ActStriker
Member
20kg/45lb usually
Dutch Gronk
Banned
Just need to add a 100 pounds to it, lift it 5 times and then I'm a better prospect than the Honey Badger.
The_Darkest_Red
Member
225 pounds? What is this, the Olympics?
If I tried to run a 40 I would probably pull something before I finished.
If I tried to run a 40 I would probably pull something before I finished.
Dutch Gronk
Banned
Hey, I used to be able to at least do my own weight ~180 lbs. Doubt I could do it now though.
BlackGhost
Banned
I can actually really rep 225, if I was at the combine I think I could pull off 15-20 reps. It's kinda why im really so not impressed when guys have bad showing at the combine, they have amazing weight programs. I had a pretty good program in high school.
Dutch Gronk
Banned
Really? I need to work out more, y'all are
making me look bad. I'm supposed to be the Commish, the leader, the man you all look up too.
15-20 reps of 225 lbs? Please don't beat me up
Let's hit the gym together.
'Sorry for party rocking' is too cliche and too much of a shitty song. What else we got?