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[Kave_Man]

Beer is bad

Stop drinking the cheap, generic stuff!

 

[ChanHuk]

So true story.

The WOMAN they had me working with at the ambulance tonight is an official MILF. She's in her 40s but looks 25. She was a former model and is now working on her masters at USC. She has 2 kids........I should wife her......

 

[Milchjon]

I miss the days when football GAF was actually active :-(

 

[ActStriker]

I miss the days when football GAF was actually active :-(

If you didn't ban yourself you'd been around for most of it!

 

[Milchjon]

If you didn't ban yourself you'd been around for most of it!

Well, I didn't have the time then.

GAF and the NFL should adapt to my life, dammit!

 

[Greg]

MILCHJON!

 

[Milchjon]

GREG!

Also, for our pug-loving friend Dutch:

 

[Greg]

GREG!

Nice to see you back. How did your tests go or whatever you took a break for?

 

[Milchjon]

Nice to see you back. How did your tests go or whatever you took a break for?

Well, I barely made it, but I would've sucked even worse without the timeout :-D

 

[Greg]

But you made it!

 

[Milchjon]

But you made it!

Well, it's not certain yet. I passed Physics with a horrible grade, the Maths results aren't out yet, and two more exams are yet to come.

But yeah, I'm not disappointed.

 

[ChanHuk]

You guys know what sucks? Taking A&P and Microbio at the same time. Yeah that shit fucking sucks. I have to put my shirt on because of it.

 

[BlackGhost]

You guys know what sucks? Taking A&P and Microbio at the same time. Yeah that shit fucking sucks. I have to put my shirt on because of it.

I'm doing the same thing!! A&P 2 and micro this semester

 

[Milchjon]

What's A & P?

Also, Chan is no longer without avatar? Whoa.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

GREG!

Also, for our pug-loving friend Dutch:

I do love pugs. The easiest way to entertain me is just by posting cute puppies and kittens wearing funny outfits.

I'm doing the same thing!! A&P 2 and micro this semester

Macro Economics and Math 2 atm. I'm having a fucking blast.

You guys know what sucks? Taking A&P and Microbio at the same time. Yeah that shit fucking sucks. I have to put my shirt on because of it.

Seriously bro? SERIOUSLY!?!

I made you like 10 avatars, all better than this one, and you decide to rock this?

 

[ChanHuk]

I got an avatar to make jak happy slightly. It'll be gone soon. And you're still a zombie to me Dutch.

 

[ChanHuk]

So you fucks. While you were slaving away at the PS whatever conference I was at the driving range. I was looking through my golf bag and found my ex's golf glove in a pocket I never used........I SHOULD THROW IT AWAY RITE?!

 

[Greg]

Yes. Burn it if you can.

 

[BlackGhost]

I fucking wake up for my micro lab only to find out no class when I get there. I suppose it was my fault though for forgetting to check to syllabus, but in my heart I knew their was no class when I was walking down the hallway and heard no noises :/. So bittersweet

So you fucks. While you were slaving away at the PS whatever conference I was at the driving range. I was looking through my golf bag and found my ex's golf glove in a pocket I never used........I SHOULD THROW IT AWAY RITE?!

Well let's not be to rash here.......I'm sure we can find some uses......

 

[Kave_Man]

Fuck you young kids.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

So you fucks. While you were slaving away at the PS whatever conference I was at the driving range. I was looking through my golf bag and found my ex's golf glove in a pocket I never used........I SHOULD THROW IT AWAY RITE?!

Give it your MILF and teach her how to golf.

Gronk style

I fucking wake up for my micro lab only to find out no class when I get there. I suppose it was my fault though for forgetting to check to syllabus, but in my heart I knows their was no class when I was walking down the hallway and heard no noises :/. So bittersweet

Well let's not be to rash here.......I'm sure we can find some uses......

I have tests next week . Somebody hold me.

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

I have tests next week . Somebody hold me.

College sucks. I'm so glad to be done with that stuff. Good luck, man.

 

[ActStriker]

You silly kids and your tests

Spoiler

only 2 years out of school

 

[ChanHuk]

Just got done with my microbio test, gonna get drunk and take off my pants you shirtless bums.

 

[ChanHuk]

Hey Dutch, gonna be even more confrontational with you. Amy Macdonald is hotter than Emma Stone.

> Emma Stone

THEY LOOK TEH SAME!!!1111

 

[Greg]

Wait, what happened to Milch now?

 

[BlackGhost]

Wait, what happened to Milch now?

I think he requested another ban

 

[Greg]

He better ace these tests for all this time he's taking off!

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Hey Dutch, gonna be even more confrontational with you. Amy Macdonald is hotter than Emma Stone.

> Emma Stone

THEY LOOK TEH SAME!!!1111

Have you ever heard her talk? Makes me want to stab myself in the ears.

 

[ChanHuk]

Have you ever heard her talk? Makes me want to stab myself in the ears.

Scottish people have charming accents. Like Sean Connery.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Scottish people have charming accents. Like Sean Connery.

Would you let Sean Connery buy you a diner ?

 

[ChanHuk]

Would you let Sean Connery buy you a diner ?

What kinda diner? The kind they have on Drivers, Diners, and Dives?

 

[ActStriker]

We need a combine.

 

[Kave_Man]

We need a combine.

To show how out of shape most of us are?

 

[ActStriker]

To show how out of shape most of us are?

That's your own problem!

 

[Dutch Gronk]

We need a combine.

I agree! Would be interesting to see my 40 time now, since that's the only combine result that really matters right?

Also, this just in: Shirtless Combine Bench Press results ( 225 lbs) so far :

Snes - 0 reps, 1 heartattack
Kave_Man - 0 reps even with the short paws
Lunchbox - 0 reps
Dutch - Almost 1/16th a rep
Milchjon - Took Adderall right before it was his turn, so he got banned from the drill.
Chan - refused to wear pants : No results
Wes - RIP
Larry - Kept screaming about the Super Bowl, screw him
BlackGhost - 0 reps, Gronk unworthy
Greg - 0 reps, 1 dunk over the bench press thingy.
Godslay - 0 reps, still the Shirtless Champ, for now.
Ubertag - 0 reps, but had the most knowledge about bench pressing
The_Darkest_Red - 0 reps, made the Dolphins proud by not winning

You're up Actstriker!

 

[ActStriker]

I wish I could bench 225

 

[Dutch Gronk]

I wish I could bench 225

How much does a bench press bar weigh?

When I 'lift', I lift a massively impressive 20 kgs on both sides.

So I lift about half of what those guys do.

I'm fucking buff.

 

[ActStriker]

How much does a bench press bar weigh?

20kg/45lb usually

 

[Dutch Gronk]

20kg/45lb usually

Just need to add a 100 pounds to it, lift it 5 times and then I'm a better prospect than the Honey Badger.

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

225 pounds? What is this, the Olympics?

If I tried to run a 40 I would probably pull something before I finished.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

225 pounds? What is this, the Olympics?

If I tried to run a 40 I would probably pull something before I finished.

Y'all ready for this?

 

[ChanHuk]

Is there a swimsuit contest in our combine? If So, count me in.

 

[Godslay]

I agree! Would be interesting to see my 40 time now, since that's the only combine result that really matters right?

Also, this just in: Shirtless Combine Bench Press results ( 225 lbs) so far :

Snes - 0 reps, 1 heartattack
Kave_Man - 0 reps even with the short paws
Lunchbox - 0 reps
Dutch - Almost 1/16th a rep
Milchjon - Took Adderall right before it was his turn, so he got banned from the drill.
Chan - refused to wear pants : No results
Wes - RIP
Larry - Kept screaming about the Super Bowl, screw him
BlackGhost - 0 reps, Gronk unworthy
Greg - 0 reps, 1 dunk over the bench press thingy.
Godslay - 0 reps, still the Shirtless Champ, for now.
Ubertag - 0 reps, but had the most knowledge about bench pressing
The_Darkest_Red - 0 reps, made the Dolphins proud by not winning

You're up Actstriker!

Hey, I used to be able to at least do my own weight ~180 lbs. Doubt I could do it now though.

 

[Greg]

I put a backpack on with 225lbs of weight and dunk

Spoiler

just to warm up

 

[BlackGhost]

I can actually really rep 225, if I was at the combine I think I could pull off 15-20 reps. It's kinda why im really so not impressed when guys have bad showing at the combine, they have amazing weight programs. I had a pretty good program in high school.

 

[Kave_Man]

I can actually really rep 225, if I was at the combine I think I could pull off 15-20 reps. It's kinda why im really so not impressed when guys have bad showing at the combine, they have amazing weight programs. I had a pretty good program in high school.

Do you even lift?

Oh wait sorry, apparently you do.

Sorry everyone, sorry!

 

[ChanHuk]

We need a shirtless theme. Nominate your songs you shirtless scums (pantsless in my case).

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Hey, I used to be able to at least do my own weight ~180 lbs. Doubt I could do it now though.

Really? I need to work out more, y'all are
making me look bad. I'm supposed to be the Commish, the leader, the man you all look up too.

I can actually really rep 225, if I was at the combine I think I could pull off 15-20 reps. It's kinda why im really so not impressed when guys have bad showing at the combine, they have amazing weight programs. I had a pretty good program in high school.

15-20 reps of 225 lbs? Please don't beat me up

Do you even lift?

Oh wait sorry, apparently you do.

Sorry everyone, sorry!

Let's hit the gym together.

We need a shirtless theme. Nominate your songs you shirtless scums (pantsless in my case).

'Sorry for party rocking' is too cliche and too much of a shitty song. What else we got?

 

[ChanHuk]

'Sorry for party rocking' is too cliche and too much of a shitty song. What else we got?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXARdPb4YBs

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