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[Dutch Gronk]

I survived Montreal this weekend.

I'm tired as fuck

Did you enjoy the city? I personally loved it.

 

[ActStriker]

Did you enjoy the city? I personally loved it.

Yeah, I liked the city, and pretty much lived off of poutine and beer. Only bad thing about this weekend was that the Bruins lost.

Walking around the city with a Bruins jersey all day was a good time

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Yeah, I liked the city, and pretty much lived off of poutine and beer. Only bad thing about this weekend was that the Bruins lost.

Walking around the city with a Bruins jersey all day was a good time

Cool, them Canadians ain't half bad. Did you actually go to the Bruins-Habs game?

 

[ActStriker]

Cool, them Canadians ain't half bad. Did you actually go to the Bruins-Habs game?

Yup. I had a good drunken time.

 

[ChanHuk]

I'm so furious about being awake I could punt a pug

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Yup. I had a good drunken time.

Despite the result I'm jealous.

I'm so furious about being awake I could punt a pug

 

[Milchjon]

Pugs look like they've been punted anyway.

 

[Kave_Man]

Cool, them Canadians ain't half bad. Did you actually go to the Bruins-Habs game?

Thanks brah.

 

[ActStriker]

Thanks brah.

I want to go to Toronto sometime, although my friend lucked out and got these tickets for face value

 

[ChanHuk]

Pugs look like they've been punted anyway.

My man

So I think I'm gonna pick up Bioshock Infinite, am I a loser?

 

[Milchjon]

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Putin likes boobies.

 

[ChanHuk]

Sharp knees

 

[Milchjon]

Sometimes I think that being smart makes the human species awfully dumb.

Like why the fuck are we so curious to end up having all this excrutiating physics knowledge? Why do we feel we need to find an answer to every question, only to end up learning stupidly complex formulas all day?

I'd rather be a full blown sloth, not this mixed creature I am right now...

 

[ChanHuk]

So you're not a human being?

 

[Milchjon]

So you're not a human being?

Barely.

Done with physics, though, so it's back to slothiness.

 

[ChanHuk]

Barely.

Done with physics, though, so it's back to slothiness.

Drinking time.

I paid for PS+, holy shit you get free games?

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

Drinking time.

I paid for PS+, holy shit you get free games?

Now you have a great excuse to get a Vita, you get so many free Vita games with PS+.

 

[ChanHuk]

I missed out on those refurb deals. $120 for a Vita.

 

[ChanHuk]

Well bros. Its been a week, I'm going to have two holidays with each parent from here on out.

Time to drink.

 

[Wrayfield]

I'm off the sauce for a little while.

 

[Milchjon]

OK, which one of you is this

Edit: Stupid question. Pantsless, so it must be chan.

 

[ChanHuk]

Guilty. That's why I hate pugs.

 

[ChanHuk]

A scrawny 15 year old threatened me. It was cute, he said I was lucky that he was strapped down. I wanted to tell him he's lucky I don't push him out the back on the freeway.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

OK, which one of you is this

Edit: Stupid question. Pantsless, so it must be chan.

That's one smug looking pug.

A scrawny 15 year old threatened me. It was cute, he said I was lucky that he was strapped down. I wanted to tell him he's lucky I don't push him out the back on the freeway.

Should have just thrown him out of your ambulance.

 

[ChanHuk]

RIP Kobe

 

[Milchjon]

So pretty much anyone I know in this city is out of town this weekend.

Do I go out drinking alone?

 

[ChanHuk]

Solo drinking best way to get laid.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

So pretty much anyone I know in this city is out of town this weekend.

Do I go out drinking alone?

Just buy a shitload of booze and drink in your room! Maybe deep fry some food and your evening rocks.

Solo drinking best way to get laid.

So that's the secret!

 

[Milchjon]

Just buy a shitload of booze and drink in your room! Maybe deep fry some food and your evening rocks.

:-/

But hey, at least alcoholic pugs are cute

 

[Dutch Gronk]

:-/

But hey, at least alcoholic pugs are cute

I'd drink with you.

If I had booze.

And lived within 5 miles.

 

[Godslay]

Solo drinking best way to get laid.

Get drunk enough, roll over and see your own hand on the pillow next to you, and wonder to yourself, "My god, what have I done?".

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Get drunk enough, roll over and see your own hand on the pillow next to you, and wonder to yourself, "My god, what have I done?".

Still, could be worse.

 

[Milchjon]

Discovered a nice brewpub that serves craft beers from all over the world, for prices that will keep me from getting drunk out of my mind.

Sounds like a plan.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Discovered a nice brewpub that serves craft beers from all over the world, for prices that will keep me from getting drunk out of my mind.

Sounds like a plan.

I recently heard about a place in Amsterdam that sells 1,400 different types of scotch and stuff. I should go there some time.

 

[Godslay]

Still, could be worse.

True, hand could be pregnant with someone else's baby.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

True, hand could be pregnant with someone else's baby.

You could wake up next to a pug! Or Alison Brie! Or a Jets fan! Eeewww

Spoiler

RIP Snes

 

[ChanHuk]

True, hand could be pregnant with someone else's baby.

My hand has been inside of

Spoiler

a woman

, I want to forget that night......

 

[Milchjon]

Sitting alone in a bar is still weird to me.

 

[ChanHuk]

We can Skype and get drunk together, fuck this midterm.

 

[Milchjon]

We can Skype and get drunk together, fuck this midterm.

Now THAT wouldn't be weird.

Hey, the have tasting trays!

 

[ChanHuk]

Is it weird to eat at a restaurant alone?

 

[Milchjon]

Is it weird to eat at a restaurant alone?

Food is important.

Well, alcohol is too, but no one will look down on you for your food addiction, so you don't need a "hey, it's a social thing" excuse.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Is it weird to eat at a restaurant alone?

Not sure if I can do that.

Now THAT wouldn't be weird.

Hey, the have tasting trays!

It would be extra weird when you think about the fact that he's probably not wearing any pants whilst talking to him.

It depends on the bar if it's weird or not to be on your own in a bar. Sitting in a sports bar by yourself is kinda cool, I can even watch baseball that way, but you don't really have that here.

 

[ChanHuk]

I eat at restaurants by myself occasionally, but I park myself at the bar.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

I eat at restaurants by myself occasionally, but I park myself at the bar.

Oh, that changes things, sitting at the bar by yourself is okay, at a table it would be weird, I personally would be bored at a table by myself.

 

[ChanHuk]

Oh, that changes things, sitting at the bar by yourself is okay at a table, I personally would be bored at a table by myself.

I used to wait tables and hated people who sat at the table by themselves, especially if they wanted me to talk to them. I'm like fuck you asshole, I don't care about you or your food.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

I used to wait tables and hated people who sat at the table by themselves, especially if they wanted me to talk to them. I'm like fuck you asshole, I don't care about you or your food.

I've only worked in kitchens, that way, I didn't have to deal with the people face to face.

 

[Milchjon]

Think I'm gonna have a Sam Adams purely for nostalgia's sake.

 

[ChanHuk]

I've only worked in kitchens, that way, I didn't have to deal with the people face to face.

Believe it or not, I have amazing people skills.

Think I'm gonna have a Sam Adams purely for nostalgia's sake.

I like you, actually they're going to start canning Sam Adams soon.