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Shirtless FF League : Shirts are for squares.

Where's the glass bottle defense force? IT IMPARTS A METALLIC TASTE!!!!!

I like shotgunning beers for fast drunk.

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Wrayfield

Member
I need to update my CV for an application -- does any of you have a nice template? I only have a boring-ass one I create a few years back in Word. Any format, really.
 

Milchjon

Member
Shirtless heathens! We can use the draft predictor to set our draft order for next season!

So if everybody joins and uses a posts the name they use here, we solved that problem.



The NeoGAF Draft (Shirtless Edition) is born!

Password = Fatfort (with the capital)

This sounds like fun.

Last pick, here I come.
 
Last pick, here I come.

Mockdraft is like Fantasy football: No skill, just luck.

I PM'ed people with the request to join, just to make sure everybody sees it. I may have forgotten some people and I may have send it twice to some people. But oh well.

1. Dutch Commish
2. Milchjon
3. Actstriker
4. Wes
5. Kave_Man
6. Black Ghost
7. Lunchbox
8. Snes
9. Chan
10. Sanjuro
11. Fox
12. Darkest Red
13. Godslay
14. Ubertag
15. Greg
16. BaltimoreLarry

Scary bunch right there.
 

Kave_Man

come in my shame circle
Oh shit. I'm going to have to get my smoking pipe out and do some research. I'd do anything for TrentTruck.

NOOOOOOOO!

If that is how we decide the order I'll never get the Trent Truck!

Fuck you preemptively Wes, BG and Dutch!
 
NOOOOOOOO!

If that is how we decide the order I'll never get the Trent Truck!

Fuck you preemptively Wes, BG and Dutch!

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Oh shit. I'm going to have to get my smoking pipe out and do some research. I'd do anything for TrentTruck.

As long as you don't touch Gronk, we're good.

Greg in da house.

TIME TO TAKE OUR SHIRT OFF!

I will destroy you all.


PS; I'm high off that purple drank, THANK YOU DOCTOR.

You can't even destroy a beer can.

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Unrelated. If people don't like the idea of determining the draft order like this, let me know, but I think it would be a fun way to do it.
 

Milchjon

Member
I hate physics.

I hate assignments that require knowledge of things we never went through before.

And most of all, I hate myself for procrastinating all day. Now I have to try to understand this shit when my brain is all mushy.
 

Lunchbox

Banned
You can take two TE's back to back like BlackGhost did last year IIRC.

Or two defenses, like Frenchie would've done.

Where has the crazy fucker gone, anyway?

no no last pick on the draft order so i get 2 back to back picks, not last in the real league

i already got 6 TEs going in the first round so i got this on lock
 

Milchjon

Member
no no last pick on the draft order so i get 2 back to back picks, not last in the real league

i already got 6 TEs going in the first round so i got this on lock

That's what I meant, BG had picks 12 and 13 (I think, not sure how many we were).

Also, even if you try, you won't be able to tank worse than I will.
 

Kave_Man

come in my shame circle
Dutch! If I draft Gronk I'll only trade you him if you get me Trent Truck.

This might be the only way I can get him.
 
Question for whoever is interested in drafting Gronk: who do you plan on starting in the TE spot for the 14 games he's out with an STD infested arm, neck, chest, and groin?
 
Question for whoever is interested in drafting Gronk: who do you plan on starting in the TE spot for the 14 games he's out with an STD infested arm, neck, chest, and groin?

You dare to talk like that in The Church of Gronk the Shirtless thread?

Dutch! If I draft Gronk I'll only trade you him if you get me Trent Truck.

This might be the only way I can get him.

Send money to my Paypal account and get Trent Truck. Bidding starts at 1 million billion dollars!
 

Kave_Man

come in my shame circle
You dare to talk like that in The Church of Gronk the Shirtless thread?



Send money to my Paypal account and get Trent Truck. Bidding starts at 1 million billion dollars!

Deals off asshole.

You gambled with the cat but you will discover...THIS CAT HAS CLAWS!
 

ChanHuk

Banned
An ass is an ass you asshats.

Actually the guy that sits in front of me is openly gay unlike Kerry Rhodes.

She's wearing yoga pants too, why must females wear yoga pants to mock me?
 
Stop looking at guys' asses.

Stop reading my mind.

An ass is an ass you asshats.

Actually the guy that sits in front of me is openly gay unlike Kerry Rhodes.

She's wearing yoga pants too, why must females wear yoga pants to mock me?

I wonder if Kerry Rhodes is gay. It's a sad world we live in, that he can't admit it, if he really is gay.

And Yoga Pants are a joint venture by God and Satan.
 

UberTag

Member
Next season's schedule is now out and circulating around the usual places.
Lots of Week 12 byes this season that will undoubtedly impact fantasy leagues.

Gronk and company open up their season on the road vs. my terrible Bills.
Defending Super Bowl champs on the road in the Thursday night opener against Wes Welker and the Denver Broncos.

Also, the Jaguars and Dolphins have freaky looking new logos.
 

Milchjon

Member
Next season's schedule is now out and circulating around the usual places.
Lots of Week 12 byes this season that will undoubtedly impact fantasy leagues.

Gronk and company open up their season on the road vs. my terrible Bills.
Defending Super Bowl champs on the road in the Thursday night opener against Wes Welker and the Denver Broncos.

Also, the Jaguars and Dolphins have freaky looking new logos.

I like both logos.

BTW, why does it look like you never post in the NFL thread.
 

UberTag

Member
I like both logos.

BTW, why does it look like you never post in the NFL thread.
I'm semi-active during the regular season. Not so much during the off-season. Too many hobbies to devote time to.

I've actually been keeping up on trades/off-season moves/next week's draft far more than I have in recent years.
But only so much as it will effect fantasy draft strategy and the hope of Buffalo having the worst record in the league this season.
Will be doubling down with draft prep when training camp opens in July.

Incidentally, a 16-team format requires a great deal of planning. Don't count on ANYONE that you pass by in the early rounds sticking around until your next selection. I'm really hoping I finish in the "middle of the pack" in my Round 1 picks because I don't want to deal with the gulf of picks that will await me if I'm on either end of a 16-team snake.

In the middle is where you want to be... my condolences go out to the loser AND the winner of next week's mock accuracy. Hopefully I'm neither one of them.
 
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