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[brandonh83]

when I gave Dark Souls a 5/10.

you did what

 

[Feep]

Feep, how many references to being as grown-up as Darksiders did G4 require you to make while still giving it a 5/5?

They said seven but only five if I brought up God of War too

 

[_Alkaline_]

MY BLOOD IS ON FIRE

Great game.

 

[ShockingAlberto]

Did you answer "yes" when he said "Maybe you're bad at fighting. I'm not. Do you want to find out?"

I actually have no idea why!

It's one of those things where you live in Georgia and you work for the press and sometimes shit like this happens. Things were really heated up in 2008.

 

[INTERNET]

final predictions:

IGN will give Skyward Sword a who gives a shit/10

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm *stretches, looks around*

:O

 

[SecretMoblin]

MY BLOOD IS ON FIRE

She murdered me, too, until I found the easy way to beat her. She's a pushover even on hard.

--

I just put a pot of coffee on and I'm playing some Mario Kart Wii with some other GAFfers. We're counting down. Tonight will be fun.

 

[MrCookiepants]

TP > the rest > Sprirt Tracks. I fucking hate Spirit Tracks.

 

[Sn4ke_911]

 

[pramath]

They said seven but only five if I brought up God of War too

Did they make you mention the lack of boobs and cleavage?

 

[TheGreatMightyPoo]

Resdent Evil 4/10 confirmed.

 

[Feep]

Did they make you mention the lack of boobs and cleavage?

No I did that on my own

Also, is Rich coming off as a bit of a fanboy, here?

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

I actually have no idea why!

It's one of those things where you live in Georgia and you work for the press and sometimes shit like this happens. Things were really heated up in 2008.

:lol Wow, that makes me appreciate that things don't get that crazy where I live (Washington). 2012 should be fun.

 

[ShockingAlberto]

No I did that on my own

Also, is Rich coming off as a bit of a fanboy, here?

Yeah probably

But if he genuinely enjoyed the game and didn't come in with that level of bias regardless of how the actual game is, then it's probably not a problem

 

[Sn4ke_911]

 

[TheGreatMightyPoo]

No I did that on my own

Also, is Rich coming off as a bit of a fanboy, here?

He just loved the game.

Unlike you...

 

[pramath]

No I did that on my own

Also, is Rich coming off as a bit of a fanboy, here?

Well, as long as I'm clear on just how much the upper management interfered with your review...

And I think he's just super excited about the game. We'll see if he's able to back up his intense emotion with his review.

 

[The Lamp]

I'm a slow player. 87 hours? Hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooly snap

 

[EatChildren]

One hour until everybody dies.

 

[TheGreatMightyPoo]

It'll take me longer than that

 

[Yoshichan]

One hour until everybody dies.

I'm ready for my ban in one hour!

(God, I hope this game gets good scores or I might aswell go crazy)

 

[Medalion]

Resdent Evil 4/10 confirmed.

Sonic 2/10 fixed

 

[EatChildren]

I'm ready for my ban in one hour!

You had a good run.

 

[The Lamp]

I want to sleep so badly....but I don't want to miss the explosion.

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

One hour until everybody dies.

I hope you've got the entire mod squad on retainer. Shit is gonna be fierce!

 

[Feep]

87 hours? What the hell was he doing?

 

[h0ly]

Still 1 hour to go...

BTW, I love the original LoZ, even more than most of the modern ones.

"It's dangerous to go alone! Take this!" <- best pacing ever, here take the sword and go kick some ass

 

[brandonh83]

Just keep in mind guys, whoever doesn't give it perfect scores are wrong.

 

[Dartastic]

Why am I at unknown mortal orchestra instead of waiting for Zelda reviews?

 

[ShockingAlberto]

I don't suppose it's too much to issue a plea for sanity here?

You can totally get back at those mean old reviewers by not reacting like a crazed dog or Big One!

 

[pramath]

87 hours? What the hell was he doing?

Flailing the Wiimote, trying to waggle his way through, and dying repeatedly.

 

[Yoshichan]

You had a good run.

I feel that I need to post my own review on GAF before I get sent to the depths of hades. But I'm giving it a 10 no matter how good or bad it is! Just a pre-caution warning!

 

[hardcastlemccormick]

Resdent Evil 4/10 confirmed.

HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE

Sin and Punishment Star Successor/10 confirmed.

 

[Franklinator]

I don't suppose it's too much to issue a plea for sanity here?

You can totally get back at those mean old reviewers by not reacting like a crazed dog or Big One!

Good luck with that

 

[TheGreatMightyPoo]

Flailing the Wiimote, trying to waggle his way through, and dying repeatedly.

Pausing at every new locale, snapping the picture, going to the store to get the frames, etc...

 

[brandonh83]

I don't suppose it's too much to issue a plea for sanity here?

Oh I'm just messing around. For the most part. Trust me, I'm not going to flip my shit if someone gives it a 9.

However, these other caged beasts.

 

[Big One]

No I did that on my own

Also, is Rich coming off as a bit of a fanboy, here?

I think if he was a true fanboy he would be overly critical

 

[Yoshichan]

If I remember correctly, I sat 70 hours with TP... does this mean I'm bad at Zelda-games ?

 

[Divvy]

Oh I'm just messing around. For the most part. Trust me, I'm not going to flip my shit if someone gives it a 9.

However, these other caged beasts.

ONLY A NINE?!!?? ?

Avengers! Assemble!

 

[Kard8p3]

I wonder if TSA already has his impressions typed out and is just waiting for the right time to post it?

 

[brandonh83]

If I remember correctly, I sat 70 hours with TP... does this mean I'm bad at Zelda-games ?

No it just means you soaked up a fantastic game.

 

[hardcastlemccormick]

I suggest marking sarcasm as obviously as possible.

 

[Yoshichan]

No it just means you soaked up a fantastic game.

Thank you, this makes me feel better!

 

[TheGreatMightyPoo]

I wonder if TSA already has his impressions typed out and is just waiting for the right time to post it?

He'll post them between a slew of 10s.

 

[brandonh83]

I suggest marking sarcasm as obviously as possible.

Why? I was kind of jealous of the guys who got quoted on other websites in the Uncharted 3 thread.

 

[Sn4ke_911]

If I remember correctly, I sat 70 hours with TP... does this mean I'm bad at Zelda-games ?

TP? what a waste of time. You should have done the same with WW.

 

[Codeblue]

If I remember correctly, I sat 70 hours with TP... does this mean I'm bad at Zelda-games ?

Same here. I just can never remember where I've been. My Zelda games play like if Link had short term memory loss.

 

[ShockingAlberto]

ONLY A NINE?!!?? ?

Avengers! Assemble!

Man, you just reminded me that they don't know when the new season is going to air.

And that makes me sad.

 

[hardcastlemccormick]

Why? I was kind of jealous of the guys who got quoted on other websites in the Uncharted 3 thread.

Well, if you put it that way.

 

[EmCeeGramr]

Alberto got a death threat over comparing Spy Fiction (a C-tier release from SWERY, the guy who later did Deadly Premonition) to Metal Gear Solid.

Segata mentioned on another forum that he wrote a slightly positive preview of some forgettable game that turned out mediocre, and months later somebody sent him a death threat for being "tricked" into wasting his money.


So yeah when you see people saying, "Oh my god DEATH THREATS OVER A REVIEW???" it happens to everyone no matter what the game is.

 

[Divvy]

Man, you just reminded me that they don't know when the new season is going to air.

And that makes me sad.

I've been watching the first season on netflix all day.

Is it bad that the buttrock has grown on me?