Monocle
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You're right, that costume is purely functional. Look at Samus, all comfortable and sporty in her revealing outfit. What a go-getter!Obviously the only reason a woman shows skin is to be sexually appealing.
Theres no other logic that is valid.
In sane land; why are people now saying we need a shirtless male? These are not sexual.
Hmm yeah, now that Ike is hunkier than ever I think some stylish beachwear is in order.Well, I'd prefer a more flattering type of underwear, but if we're going for previous game precedence.
If not, then ERRBODY (that's hot) IN SPEEDOS.