If You Keep Asking About Geno, I Will Delay Smash Brothers by Masahiro Sakurai
I sometimes wish that I could bring myself to let go of some of the responsibility for Smash Brothers, but I cant. Because of this, people know who to complain to about any problems with the game which includes the character roster.
However, I have finally decided to tackle these complaints head-on for at least fans of a certain character. This is my threat. Every time I am asked to include Geno into Smash Brothers, I will delay the games release by one day. Stop asking me to add him.
I mean, I remember during Brawl that many people were outraged when I included Captain Olimar. They said that Olimar was only in two games and since Geno was also in two games, if you include his cameo, that he deserves as much representation. Some even said that Super Mario RPG is more important than both Pikmin games and so Olimar should just be replaced.
Im afraid of including a representative from Rhythm Heaven because of this. I can already see it now, people complaining that Rhythm Heaven is not a real Nintendo series, that Karate Joe is not a true Nintendo character like Geno, or that the rhythm game genre is not a real genre when compared to RPG games.
I have heard from Shigesato Itoi-san that Mother fans were bad. Well, I think I have him beat. At least Mother is a Nintendo game series. This character doesnt even belong to Nintendo and I didnt have any involvement with the game. Snakes not a Nintendo character but at least he is very popular; only a few extremely vocal fans care about Geno. Ive seen people argue that if Geno cant be included because he wasnt designed by Nintendo that Diddy Kong should be removed because he was designed by Rare.
Every day I receive all these letters, e-mails and packages for this worthless character. Why spend the effort? Go do something more productive. I dont want to lose the ability to use my arm because I keep opening letters expecting a fans praise about Kid Icarus: Uprising and instead getting some stupid note saying include Geno please.
Im still not sure whether or not to show a trailer during the upcoming E3 Nintendo Direct. I dont want to receive any death threats when people realize Geno isnt in it.