I can see it now...
Character-wise we'll get vets back: Wolf, Pichu, Ice Climbers, Young Link, Ivysaur, Squirtle and Snake. "I always felt bad about cutting a character from game to game, because fans of that character would no longer be able to play as them. With the ballot, there were many fans urging for their favorite character to return. Even characters like Young Link and Pichu. And yes, even Snake returns!"
Then he'll go into newcomers "I know a lot of people weren't expecting Cloud, but there was big demand for the character. While his game has not been released on a Nintendo system, I decided to still include him because of his popularity. There were other characters like Cloud, who would seem impossible to include, but I wanted to include as many as possible. Please, take a look at this."
Banjo-Kazooie crosses over!
"Yes that's right. Banjo-Kazooie, who is a popular character made by Rare, is joining Smash Bros. I saw a lot of demand for Banjo-Kazooie, and it's great we were able to have him join the fight. While it felt impossible, this is definitely a huge effort between Nintendo and Rare. He's modeled after his look in the Nintendo 64 titles. Looks good, doesn't he? Here's another character we didn't think would be possible."
Steve crafts a fight!
"Hmm? Who is this? This is Steve, from a game called Minecraft. He was a popular character in the ballot as well. He fights with a pickax! All of these characters didn't seem possible, but we worked hard with other teams helping us. Yes, that's right- if it weren't for these teams helping build their models, this wouldn't be possible! But I didn't forget about Nintendo games either. Have a look at this."
Dixie swings in!
"Yes, Dixie Kong joins Smash as the only Nintendo newcomer. We weren't able to do much more with the game- but we were able to make a lot of Mii costumes. Have a look at all the choices."
Wonder Red, Ashley, name your fave character not mentioned here gets a Mii costume instead.
"I hope you enjoy what we plan to bring to Smash for the last of the DLC."
11 characters total, no other stages brought back or added in. And the only Nintendo newcomer is Dixie Kong...