If you're gonna give out bullshit opinions, at least be easy on the eyes so you're not completely wasting my time.
Mega Man's Electric Sheep said:
"I don't like RPG's. If someone forced me to review say, FFX, I doubt I'd give it more then a 3. I'd simply make it clear that I have no time for the genre or the style of game, and if you feel the same way this isn't gonna change your mind."
This type of review is useful to noone. When people don't like a genre, are they really looking for a game to "change their mind?" The best sports game in the world is not good enough for me, and yet I could review one based on comparisons to other games in its genre and NOT give it a 3. It has nothing to do with a median score based on what others would like, but a reference to a game's quality. Unlike movie reviews, game reviews can be more specific about the quality level of a game rather than Tommy's "I didn't like it, it's my opinion, so you can't argue!" schtick. I don't like racing games, so I'm going to give Crash Nitro Cart and Mario Kart Double Dash, Gran Tourismo 4, and Burnout 3 all 3's? That's not a valid review for anyone. Genres you don't like have varying degrees of quality. If Final Fantasy X is a 3, are you going to give every RPG a 3 because of personal preference? Beavis and Butthead types (re:Tommy fans) would love you, because your opinion reinforces theirs, but is your review useful to them or anyone else? No.
I couldn't give a fuck if the review is useful to anyone. Any review of mine would be something that I'd want to read, giving specific reasons why I like or dislike as many elements of a game as possible, even regarding the option screen. If I do that, I know that some people will then find the information useful, as long as they know to read what I say instead of some stupid number at the end that almost always tells you nothing except how much or how little a person likes a game.
I'm writing what I think about the game. That to me is the whole point of a review. If I don't like it, I'm going to rate it accordingly. It isn't complicated.
I hate the general concept of RPG's (controlling a pack of characters, turned-based, menu-based battles, spells, all that shit), and there's no fucking way I'd be able to sugar coat it without lying to myself or sounding like a complete fraud. I'd rather be honest with myself (and thus the reader or viewer) then lie through my teeth by giving it some score that doesn't reflect what I feel about the game, then have someone with a similiar dislike in RPG's runout and buy the game because of my say so, only to throw it in the trash after ten minutes.
Gaming is supposed to be entertainment. If a game entertains me, it's good. If it doesn't entertain me, it isn't good. It's simply common sense.
And BTW, who says my hypothetical review couldn't be useful? Is th eonly way a FFX = 3 review useful if I give it a 9? "I hate this game to death, but I'm gonna give it a 9 anyway just so Mega Man can find it useful!!". That's about as useful as a wet Kleenex. If you find bullshit useful then that's cool, but I find honesty a little easier to work with.
Of course the smart website/game mag won't make me review the game to begin with, so this was just a loose example. But I've seen some media outlets let people who have little interest in a type of game or genre review it, and they either give the game fake praise even if it might not be deserved just to appear "unbiased", or they rip the game to shreds and then get blasted for it. It's just another example of how stupid and immature the gaming media can be.
Drinky Crow said:
Tommy rocks, shut up. His Nintendo bashing is peerless. I only wish I could enrage Nintendo fanboys with such ease and diligence.
*pours a 40 out for Tommy*
You're one of the good ones, man.
:lol