I just haven't been clicking with MCU lately. Last movie I liked was Civil War.
Dr. Strange was okay.
Guardians 2 was a bad movie.
Homecoming ... had it's moments, but I am baffled at everyone that said THIS was the Spider-Man they were waiting for.
My biggest problem was just how EVERYONE was comic relief, some of it worked, but it was so overbearing everyone sort of stepped on themselves with it. "When I say penis you say Parker. Penis!" I felt like the humor was an attempt to make up for actual character development, what do I know about Ned or MJ? Why did she flick him off at homecoming, oh right, that's funny for some reason? Some of it worked, A LOT of it didn't.
Peter/Spider-Man got on my nerves because it seemed like he took several steps back as a character since Civil War. No, I'm doing this because it's the right thing to do, no with great power comes ..., his motivation "I want to be an Avenger, fuck school, friends, family, gotta impress Tony Stark. And holy shit did he create a lot of his own problems. When he actually left his team in DC and said "well, I can make it back before the competition" I actually said "fuck you". Doing the right thing because he could as Spider-Man negatively affected his personal life, but I never felt that between a rock and hard place situation with him, until the end, most of the time he ran off, he really didn't need to and almost got himself killed each time. I just wasn't in the mood to watch the third Spider-Man incarnation take 2 hours to learn the lesson the others got in the first 30 minutes of their movie. Also, did he HAVE to take Flash Thompson's dad's car, I actually felt bad for him there. Even if he was an asshole, that's not him getting his comeuppance, that's just screwing over his dad and costing him money in repairs, but sure, Spider-Man driving a car, gotta love advertising that doesn't step on the movie.
The AI suit, just another excuse for more jokes. By the time he was trapped in that warehouse just bantering with it, I was legit wondering what movie I was watching. Were they serious with that interrogation mode? At that scene ended on a good note.
My favorite scenes were when the movie sat down and had genuine human moments. Loved the student news team, that was a nice background joke. I liked when he asked Aunt May to teach him how to dance. I loved the third act reveal. Donald Glover wwas fun to watch because he was like the only normal person in the movie not trying to be funny, just a dude trying to buy a gun reacting to all the craziness around him. Most relatable moment was Happy expressing how hard it was for him to ask Stark for a raise.
And the best scene in the movie by far is that third act twist. It's funny, it's uncomfortable, it made me anxious just by playing out naturally, no one is yuking it up.
Outside of the boat scene, I didn't care for any of the action. Spider-Man 2 remains the GOAT.
So ... Gwenyth Paltrow isn't around for several movies, but Spider-Man: Homecoming was the one they got her back for? That really confused me.
I really want to like Thor and Black Panther.