This is what I get for trying to meddle with comics GAF.
Didn't Thanos curse him to stay alive forever though, so Deadpool wouldn't meet Death?
Spiderman Villains VS Batman Villains: Who Wins In A Fight?
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This is what I get for trying to meddle with comics GAF.
Didn't Thanos curse him to stay alive forever though, so Deadpool wouldn't meet Death?
Manmademan
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This is what I get for trying to meddle with comics GAF.
Didn't Thanos curse him to stay alive forever though, so Deadpool wouldn't meet Death?
No. A future version of Deadpool (about 35 years from now) died permanently during battle of the atom. He's not immortal.
He uses them regularly, so yes.
Coriolanus
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Wut.
You do know Lobo is about as strong as Superman, right? And that even supes can't track Flash?
Well, lobo was balls strong. Dunno how tuff the new52 silly looking version is.
Manmademan
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let me rephrase this. Is batman going to be able to survive long enough against THAT
any answer other than "hell no" isn't being honest. Batman is paste.
Calamari41
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Seriously. If he saw that shit coming at him, why would Batman throw a fucking sonic batarang or whatever at it?
Manmademan
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and yet...
SpOck one shots him into critical condition.
Peter had him and the new spider slayers that were kicking Ben Grimm's ass to deal with. So he built that Spidersense bomb to take them out. If it wasn't for that I am sure he would have taken Scorpion down similarly.
I love this
Sibersk Esto
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and yet...
SpOck one shots him into critical condition.
What did Jonah always know? That Scorpion had a jaw?
Of course he paid for Scorpion to be created
The One and Done
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The Joker would beat them all. He's crazier than all of Spider-Man's villains, even Gobby. Gobby at least has certain motives. Joker is just fucking crazy.
Manmademan
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Jonah never liked spider man for a number of reasons, but there he's saying that he always knew that deep down parker had the balls to stop joking around and just put an end to the threats terrorizing people.
he doesn't, that was octavius. But JJJ was quite fond of Superior Spider Man...until he ended up getting himself blackmailed into rubber stamping whatever Otto wanted.
edit: here's a fun one:
Absorbing Man throws an armored car at parker like a baseball. Parker catches it while still cracking wise and on the phone
Coriolanus
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Which only happened because he tried to treat Otto as his personal pet.
To be fair, JJ didn't even have a reason to complain. Crime went waaay down.
Sibersk Esto
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I fail to see how "being fucking crazy" would help Joker not get bopped
The One and Done;125724440 said:
Outside of the Gotham that was created for detective vigilante Batman (who was basically a cross between Dick Tracey and Zorro, not Captain America meets Tony Stark), Joker makes no sense. Every attempt to make him some serious threat in the greater DCU requires a ton of plot devices (Emperor Joker) or is just lame. The Flash should be able to find him and throw him in jail in 5 seconds. Hell, Superman can recognize heartbeats from like half a continent away, and Joker is just a regular schmuck.
You don't see Marvel trying to play up Typhoid Mary as the lead of their latest summer crossover.
Manmademan
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So basically they just turned GG into a green pointy-eared Joker. Sincerest form of flattery I guess. Just shows that the Joker is the world's greatest comic book villain, bar none.
Manmademan
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I'm sitting at work reading this and I can't stop laughing.
Killing Jason Todd or whatever? Speaking of which, it's crazy how Marvel hasn't brought back Gwen Stacy yet. I guess they sort of did in Sins Past, but then again, that was the worst story ever told by a hominid, so maybe they should leave her dead.
comedy bomb
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Probably still pulling off boners.
Manmademan
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Calamari41
41 > 38
Schweinehund
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To be fair, Batman does cycle through quite a few tools in his belt when one is ineffective. Usually he does have a sonic weapon of some sort.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkFzXkpjXmM
MacH1nation
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It's not Batman's fault he keeps catching him and whatever state Gotham city is in can't use convict him in a court of law for terrorism, murder, and all the counts of attempted murder, then sentence him to be executed.
Manmademan
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This is a good time to bring up Tombstone. Tombstone was a thug named lonnie lincoln with a skin condition- he's actually black, though most people don't know this.
Lonnie has a history with spider man background character Robbie Robinson bullies him throughout childhood. Lonnie becomes a hitman, Robbie goes to work for the bugle. Lonnie is caught and sent to prison with help from Robbie and spiderman, but not before beating the shit out of Robbie for it. Robbie is framed by a judge on Mob payroll in retribution, and ends up in the same prison as Tombstone- the implication being that Tombstone is going to finish the job on the inside.
Robertson befriends a pretty big dude on the inside for protection, but it doesn't even matter. Tombstone beats this dude literally to death with his bare hands in a prison cell, just to show Robbie what he has coming and no one can protect him.
I remember reading that when I was a kid and going "holy shit this is dark as hell for a spider man story."
Lonnie has a history with spider man background character Robbie Robinson bullies him throughout childhood. Lonnie becomes a hitman, Robbie goes to work for the bugle. Lonnie is caught and sent to prison with help from Robbie and spiderman, but not before beating the shit out of Robbie for it. Robbie is framed by a judge on Mob payroll in retribution, and ends up in the same prison as Tombstone- the implication being that Tombstone is going to finish the job on the inside.
Robertson befriends a pretty big dude on the inside for protection, but it doesn't even matter. Tombstone beats this dude literally to death with his bare hands in a prison cell, just to show Robbie what he has coming and no one can protect him.
I remember reading that when I was a kid and going "holy shit this is dark as hell for a spider man story."
I get the point you're making, but by 1973 Denny O'Neill was in charge of the Bat comics and Joker was already murdering people with the lethal "joker grin" poison later popularized in Batman '89.
flaxknuckles
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I read that in my first comic trade years back. It was definitely surprising. I didn't know Marvel comics got so brutalThis is a good time to bring up Tombstone. Tombstone was a thug named lonnie lincoln with a skin condition- he's actually black, though most people don't know this.
Lonnie has a history with spider man background character Robbie Robinson bullies him throughout childhood. Lonnie becomes a hitman, Robbie goes to work for the bugle. Lonnie is caught and sent to prison with help from Robbie and spiderman, but not before beating the shit out of Robbie for it. Robbie is framed by a judge on Mob payroll in retribution, and ends up in the same prison as Tombstone- the implication being that Tombstone is going to finish the job on the inside.
Robertson befriends a pretty big dude on the inside for protection, but it doesn't even matter. Tombstone beats this dude literally to death with his bare hands in a prison cell, just to show Robbie what he has coming and no one can protect him.
I remember reading that when I was a kid and going "holy shit this is dark as hell for a spider man story."
It comes out of nowhere and it is very subtle. Like when Nightmare raped Dream Queens mother. Dream Queen's mother being a succubus meant that she inherited everyone of her mother's memories makes it worse.
This VS is about as balanced as the other one about the Covenant invading one Killzone planet.
MisterHero
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Black_Stride
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Two Face?
I dont know if Two Face got an upgrade, but has he ever thought of taking on a city of gods?
Salutes!
He first has to figure out that it even is a weakness....its not like Venom and Carnage show off that they are weak to certain frequencies....and even then, once the syimbiote jumps off the host it was very quickly hunt for a new host.....even if the new host is a dog.
And if Deathstroke aint quick enough, we will get a Deathstroke Venom and or Deathstroke Carnage.
Deathstroke Venom would be similar to current Venom.
Also, just for arguments sake, Carnage probably solos the Batman Villains, and takes Batman down too:
Lonewolf_92
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This is how I'd set this up:
Green Goblin vs. The Joker
The Lizard vs. The Man-Bat
Shocker vs. KGBeast
Rhino vs. Bane
Kingpin vs. The White Shark
The Owl vs. The Penguin
Chameleon vs. Clayface
Mr. Hyde vs. Solomon Grundy
Scarecrow vs. Scarecrow (not exactly a Spider-villain, but how could you not put these two against each other?)
Mysterio vs. Mad Hatter
Hammerhead vs. Black Mask
Tombstone vs. Two-Face
Scorpion vs. Firefly
Carnage vs. Professor Pyg
Kraven the Hunter vs. Deadshot
Doctor Octopus vs. Hush
Vulture vs. Killer Moth
Venom vs. Victor Zsasz
Sandman vs. Mr. Freeze
Jackal vs. Blockbuster II
Hydro-Man vs. Phosphorus Rex
Electro vs. Cornelius Stirk
Tag Team action! Stilt-Man/Big Wheel vs. Kite Man/Condiment King
I tried to match personality and/or abilities where I could to make interesting match ups. Still couldn't find some matches for some of the A-tier Bat-villains though (Poison Ivy, Killer Croc, and The Riddler are notable for the absence, but my goal was to make fun match ups with this). http://batman.wikia.com/wiki/Batman_Rogues_Gallery and http://www.comicvine.com/profile/spidermanwins/lists/spideys-full-rogues-gallery/31684/ proved useful in making this list (and they have bios of all the guys I listed here if you need to read up on one).
Green Goblin vs. The Joker
The Lizard vs. The Man-Bat
Shocker vs. KGBeast
Rhino vs. Bane
Kingpin vs. The White Shark
The Owl vs. The Penguin
Chameleon vs. Clayface
Mr. Hyde vs. Solomon Grundy
Scarecrow vs. Scarecrow (not exactly a Spider-villain, but how could you not put these two against each other?)
Mysterio vs. Mad Hatter
Hammerhead vs. Black Mask
Tombstone vs. Two-Face
Scorpion vs. Firefly
Carnage vs. Professor Pyg
Kraven the Hunter vs. Deadshot
Doctor Octopus vs. Hush
Vulture vs. Killer Moth
Venom vs. Victor Zsasz
Sandman vs. Mr. Freeze
Jackal vs. Blockbuster II
Hydro-Man vs. Phosphorus Rex
Electro vs. Cornelius Stirk
Tag Team action! Stilt-Man/Big Wheel vs. Kite Man/Condiment King
I tried to match personality and/or abilities where I could to make interesting match ups. Still couldn't find some matches for some of the A-tier Bat-villains though (Poison Ivy, Killer Croc, and The Riddler are notable for the absence, but my goal was to make fun match ups with this). http://batman.wikia.com/wiki/Batman_Rogues_Gallery and http://www.comicvine.com/profile/spidermanwins/lists/spideys-full-rogues-gallery/31684/ proved useful in making this list (and they have bios of all the guys I listed here if you need to read up on one).
googleplex
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In a just straight up fight? Spiderman villains are more "powerful"
Batman villains are more cerebral and cunning. Drop batman's villains in Spiderman's New York and all of Spiderman's enemies would be dead and Batman's rouges would be running the place in about a year.
Batman villains are more cerebral and cunning. Drop batman's villains in Spiderman's New York and all of Spiderman's enemies would be dead and Batman's rouges would be running the place in about a year.
More_Badass
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Okay that looks cool. What arc/story?Two Face?
I dont know if Two Face got an upgrade, but has he ever thought of taking on a city of gods?
Salutes!
He first has to figure out that it even is a weakness....its not like Venom and Carnage show off that they are weak to certain frequencies....and even then, once the syimbiote jumps off the host it was very quickly hunt for a new host.....even if the new host is a dog.
And if Deathstroke aint quick enough, we will get a Deathstroke Venom and or Deathstroke Carnage.
Deathstroke Venom would be similar to current Venom.
Also, just for arguments sake, Carnage probably solos the Batman Villains, and takes Batman down too:
"But does he have prep-time!"
……forgetit
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This isn't even remotely true.
googleplex
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Of course it is.
Have you ever read a Spider-Man comic before? It doesn't seem like you have.
flaxknuckles
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Carnage U.S.A
googleplex
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Yes lots of them. Batman and Spider-Man are two completely different hero's and their Rouges are almost as different. If you tossed all the villains in a open field and told them to go at it. Spiderman's villains would win just based on power differences.
But if it's war or attrition, and cunning. Batman's Rouge win over time. They're just smarter, more cunning and actually more ruthless.
Except Spider-Man's villains are more than accustomed to working together for a common goal. If it became a drawn-out battle for control of New York/Gotham, you think Scorpion and Rhino are going to try and strike out on their own? The likes of Osborn, Octavious and the Kingpin would be calling the shots while Sandman and Electro act as enforcers.Wayne's band of misfits would be begging to be admitted to Arkham.
Some of those are wildly mismatched. Tombstone vs Two Face? Goddamn.
Yeah, in a straight fight Two-Face is dead meat. How effective is he as a gang boss? Would he be able to sting up to Mr. Lincoln in a turf war?
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