Irregular At Magic High School 9
So in this weeks episode of my sister isn't that thirsty yet, our main character has to deal with standing outside a bus and taking attendance,
IT'S NOT SOMETHING JUST ANYONE CAN DO because it might be hot outside and they could possibly get tired standing there
At the same time the student council president wears a completely out of uniform outfit to try and seduce our MC, who at first we think is just doing the shonen thing of being oblivious to her advances... BUT NO she was apparently using some kind of spell to try and seduce him, GOOD THING OUR MC IS SO GREAT AT CANCELING OUT MAGIC even after he was made to STAND OUTSIDE THE BUS AND TAKE ATTENDENCE
Early in the episode, we actually found out our MC is not only a secret agent, chosen protector, gods gift to man, and master magician, but also one of the worlds greatest inventors in secret because that would be far to embarrassing to be famous for any of the shit you can do. But of course the people who test out this magic ability have no where NEAR the power of the MC and his sister so they'll have to work to adapt it for those mere peasant magician who have no where near that kind of power.
We then met the father of our MC's sister (and maybe him? it wasn't clear they did state the siblings have different mothers and their mothers are sisters) and apparently our MC is a bogus mage despite the fact his mother and her sister were two powerful mages
Aw fuck it that plot line was too stupid to follow
What it lead to was sister getting upset and her god like onii-chan holding her close as she cried and they walked away. Thankfully our MC got the chance to verbally smack down the butler who was just being a massive dick for reasons.
Then we see the Brother talking with I guess his team for the upcoming magic sports event, of course his team entirely insists of girls and ALL of theme are either thirsty as FUCK or Tsundere as hell. Thankfully we know the sister isn't thirsty yet or else she might destroy half the planet as even the slightest hint of jealous in the past has shown her ice powers to go crazy and breaking things in it's path
What is going to happen when she is actually thirsty I wonder? Will the Earth turn into Hoth where only wampa ice beast and tauntauns can live? Would be a good place for the MC's secret government agency to hide against the terrorist that seem to have nothing better to do then target kids going to magic high school. Actually now that I think about it this be more like Frozen then Star Wars only instead of the endless winter ending from true love it'd just end from our MC banging his sister, not because he loves her or anything god forbid he show ANY EMOTION but just because it'd further advance not only his magical powers but his sisters too? I'm surprised this hasn't been a plot point yet and would probably make the series 10 times better
There was also a weird scene with big boobs girl with magic eyes and the random good soccer playing kid introduce randomly last episode, apparently he's able to use some kind of ancient magic to summon spirits so naturally he decides practicing this in the middle of the school is a good idea and is naturally caught by big boobs girl due to her sharigan eyes. Our MC magically teleports half way across the school to stop the spirits from hurting her, and then when soccer spirit guy realizes big boobs sharigan has the sharigan he gets harder then Kishi drawing Sauske and gets close to her stating that "a year ago I might have
raped you made you mine, but I'm over that now" of course this leads to lots of awkward blushing between another OTP.
And of course the finale is a random car EXPLODING INTO FIRE because if you thought pro sports were SERIOUS BUSINESS you ain't got nothing on magic high school. Thankfully a school bus full of magicians largely has no idea how to stop the fiery ball hurling towards them leading to what might be the most pointless cliff hanger in anime history. I guess being in a 10 mile radius of the MC makes you pants on head stupid.
At least we know the sister character isn't thirsty yet, thankfully I have something to look forward to