Mardock Scramble: The First Compression
Well, that was a wasted hour.
The majority of this film is so very dull. The only part I liked from the first half was the golden mouse, Oeufcoque, and his interactions with the main character, Balot.
A textbook "I utilize only the logic I have been given, but do know the values of companionship and emotion." Not unlike Legion from Mass Effect in ways (a character I enjoy).
This scene gave a chuckle.
However, I can't say the same for the rest of the cast. I take it that the viewer is suppose to feel sympathy for Balot, but the
and prostitution just didn't cut it for me. Don't get me wrong, they don't always fail to get to me (
just usually). It just wasn't portrayed in a manner worthy of any sympathy. Maybe I was the only one who thought this? And without those points, she has no redeeming factors. Innocent victim, but not likable, hell, I'm not even on her "side."
The
scenes aren't even "effective". It's always just some fat man rolling his belly all over the place. I am guessing they are made to add pathos points towards the main, but it all felt very tame to me. Not even shocking enough to think aloud "TITS!" or "Is this a softcore porno?" They're just...
there.
The villains are lame, but the extra designs on one group in particular was a laugh. When I saw the
of "Mincemeat the Wink." I burst out laughing. It has been one of the most silly, ridiculous things I have seen from the medium all year. And "Fresh the Pike"? LOL He just came out of a Blade movie. Welldone, the Pussyhand...I laughed and laughed.
Now in the collective of things here, they are all of the same gang, so the theme is "they're all batshit crazy". I would go further on how very not disturbing/creepy it was and instead, how terrible and laughable it was. But I'll leave it as the minimal entertainment this film was able to muster.
Also, there are so many CG cars. They wouldn't even look good in
Burnout Paradise! The film should have been much more humble about their ugly vehicles rather than flaunt them.
I expected tits and some action.
The "tits" were plentiful for the beginning, but subpar. Again, they aren't even shown in a sensual way, they just sit there...I was not impressed.
The action fared better, some nice animation too, but
really took a long time to kick in. I wasn't even able to get a single taste before. I was also disappointed that there was a lack of acrobatic action from our lead. However, there was still the good ol' blood and screams. There are some explosions, but they're more of a side dish. Overall, it's "
aight", could have gone better or worse.
I know people in this forum that would probably enjoy this film.
For them I say, go for it. For everyone else (and for myself), it's largely a waste of time.