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[Cross-Section]

You know, it just occurred to me that if there are ANY walkers in tomorrow's trailer, we are FUCKED as far as half-decent discussion goes.

Like, just full-stop, pages upon pages of yelling about ESB.

 

[-griffy-]

Also inexplicably blaming JJ for whatever is in the trailer.

 

[Bobby Roberts]

Or George

 

[Surfinn]

Nobody saw my post

 

[ShadowSwordmaster]

You know, it just occurred to me that if there are ANY walkers in tomorrow's trailer, we are FUCKED as far as half-decent discussion goes.

Like, just full-stop, pages upon pages of yelling about ESB.

Send in the mods.

 

[Cross-Section]

Nobody saw my post

Bronx did. In spirit.

 

[Boke1879]

You know, it just occurred to me that if there are ANY walkers in tomorrow's trailer, we are FUCKED as far as half-decent discussion goes.

Like, just full-stop, pages upon pages of yelling about ESB.

I hope they do show walkers. I can't wait for it honestly. Because you can predict just what people are going to say and how they'll react.

 

[George Oscar Bluth II]

You know, it just occurred to me that if there are ANY walkers in tomorrow's trailer, we are FUCKED as far as half-decent discussion goes.

Like, just full-stop, pages upon pages of yelling about ESB.

Forget walkers. Even showing a snow planet will have them foaming at the mouth.

 

[Surfinn]

Don't forget

How could Disney-

 

[MadLaughter]

Forget walkers. Even showing a snow planet will have them foaming at the mouth.

The second a cloud is shown

ITS JUST FUCKIN CLOUD CITY AGAIN

'the city is on the grou-'

THEYRE RIPPING OFF CLOUD CITY

 

[Boke1879]

Forget walkers. Even showing a snow planet will have them foaming at the mouth.

Just wait until we see footage of Luke inevitably training Rey.

You KNOW that's going to invoke the "See! They are just retreading ESB when Yoda trained Luke!."

 

[Boem]

You know, it just occurred to me that if there are ANY walkers in tomorrow's trailer, we are FUCKED as far as half-decent discussion goes.

There will be Star Wars things in it.

Some people (won't name anyone) will recognize said Star Wars things in the new Star Wars trailer.

Claims of creative bankruptcy will be made.

Someone will blame JJ.

Someone will blame Disney.

Bobby Roberts will explode.

Star Wars threads will have to be avoided for months.

Things will calm down.

The movie will come out. Everyone will be happy for two days.

Redlettermedia will release a review.

Star Wars threads will have to be avoided for months.

A Han Solo trailer drops.

Repeat.

 

[Hex]

I f'ing love Gutes and Ashley

ONly in a thread of jaded fuckwits will they over analyze something being done for kids.

 

[-griffy-]

Oh also some people will say the new movie finally looks like the Star Wars movie we've been waiting for while lazily trashing TFA and/or Rogue One.

 

[Cross-Section]

Don't forget

How could Disney-

3 pages of replies later, Bobby Roberts announces his re-retirement from GAF.

Or explodes, like Boem said.

 

[WhiteRabbitEXE]

"Looks like a TV show"

wait wrong disney movies

 

[George Oscar Bluth II]

Also this being posted multiple times:

 

[OmegaFax]

You know, it just occurred to me that if there are ANY walkers in tomorrow's trailer, we are FUCKED as far as half-decent discussion goes.

Like, just full-stop, pages upon pages of yelling about ESB.

They had snow walkers in The Force Awakens? Itty bitty things in the background when Han, Chewie, and Finn landed on Starkiller base. I don't think seeing updated walkers is going to be a big deal.

 

[Surfinn]

Also this being posted multiple times:

Whew I thought that was.. Yenno.

 

[Cross-Section]

Oh yeah, this is the good stuff:

They had snow walkers in The Force Awakens? Itty bitty things in the background when Han, Chewie, and Finn landed on Starkiller base. I don't think seeing updated walkers is going to be a big deal.

The operative part is "Itty bitty"; they weren't prominent at all, more like a cute little easter egg. If those walkers see action... there will be blood spilled in these threads.

Spoiler

I'm kidding, obviously. OR AM I

 

[Surfinn]

Oh yeah, this is the good stuff:

Wow that's a pretty sleek design

 

[Chained Prometheus]

They had snow walkers in The Force Awakens? Itty bitty things in the background when Han, Chewie, and Finn landed on Starkiller base. I don't think seeing updated walkers is going to be a big deal.

That's because fans were too busy having an aneurysm over Starkiller Base being a ripoff of the Death Star and how Jakku was basically a Not!Tatooine.

 

[Toa TAK]

I f'ing love Gutes and Ashley

ONly in a thread of jaded fuckwits will they over analyze something being done for kids.

Who says we're being jaded?

That gif has given LIFE to this thread like no other.

 

[Surfinn]

That's because fans were too busy having an aneurysm over Starkiller Base being a ripoff of the Death Star and how Jakku was basically a Not!Tatooine.

Yup

I f'ing love Gutes and Ashley

ONly in a thread of jaded fuckwits will they over analyze something being done for kids.

Just having some fun. They raised 9 million bucks for people who need help. That's incredible

 

[Bobby Roberts]

Bobby Roberts will explode..

You guys act like I'm not your rock. Your Ahch-To. Your fucking constant. Penny's goddamned boat itself.

I don't explode. I weather the waves and storms of roiling, frothing madness as they break across my shins.

Because I am old, and I use my time poorly.

 

[Einchy]

Warwick just told about what he is going to be presenting tomorrow and he didn't bring up TLJ panel.

 

[Bobby Roberts]

Also, how does the Ghost actually park without tipping backwards onto its ass like a tired puppy?

 

[Metalmarc]

Heyyy its David Collins

 

[Cross-Section]

Also, how does the Ghost actually park without tipping backwards onto its ass like a tired puppy?

Repulsorlifts. Always repulsorlifts.

 

[Surfinn]

You guys act like I'm not your rock. Your Ahch-To. Your fucking constant. Penny's goddamned boat itself.

I don't explode. I weather the waves and storms of roiling, frothing madness as they break across my shins.

Because I am old, and I use my time poorly.

"I'm full of shit"

-Bobby

 

[Kalentan]

Also, how does the Ghost actually park without tipping backwards onto its ass like a tired puppy?

They actually talked about that on the Animation origins panel.

 

[Razgriz-Specter]

Also, how does the Ghost actually park without tipping backwards onto its ass like a tired puppy?

They mentioned that in the panel.

 

[Ridisc]

Heyyy its David Collins

I love David, his enthusiasm is genuine and hes incredibly well in tune with SW

 

[Toa TAK]

You guys act like I'm not your rock. Your Ahch-To. Your fucking constant. Penny's goddamned boat itself.

I don't explode. I weather the waves and storms of roiling, frothing madness as they break across my shins.

Because I am old, and I use my time poorly.

Oh God someone escort this guy back to the retirement home, please.

Edit: Man, I'm young and I'm wasting my time poorly... 🤔

 

[Boem]

Technically C3P0 should be falling over all the time as well.

 

[Cross-Section]

"I'm full of shit"

-Bobby

Don't you mean "full of SITH"

Spoiler

I'm sorry.

 

[Bronx-Man]

Don't forget the Bronx-Man exclusive

- oh look the empire strikes back

You guys will do anything to defend a 3rd goddamn Death Star

 

[Surfinn]

These guys are pretty entertaining

 

[Bobby Roberts]

Hey, what if we hear Yoda in the trailer

 

[Toa TAK]

You guys will do anything to defend a 3rd goddamn Death Star

Don't you mean 4th

 

[Surfinn]

You guys will do anything to defend a 3rd goddamn Death Star

I'll bet you real money there won't be another super weapon, at least in EP8

 

[Boem]

Scratch that Gaf Star Wars podcast idea.

We should just stream Eurovision-style commentary during every Celebration.

 

[Bobby Roberts]

Witwer just fucked up

 

[Surfinn]

Witwer just fucked up

What did he say

 

[Secret Fawful]

Hey, what if we hear Yoda in the trailer

Shit myself I would.

 

[Boem]

Witwer just fucked up

I heard it.

Would he know? I mean, it's a thing many fans speculated already.

 

[Boem]

What did he say

Spoiler

They were talking about how Hera was called out during Rogue One.

'So she lived. She's the only one that lived.'

Cue everyone going ooooooohhhhhhh ehhhhhh craaaap

So either he just talked about it like any fan would, or he pulled a Jiang Wen.

 

[Einchy]

How do you guys hate Anthony Carboni? He has a lot of charisma.

 

[Toa TAK]

Spoiler

They were talking about how Hera was called out during Rogue One.

'So she lived. She's the only one that lived.'

Cue everyone going ooooooohhhhhhh ehhhhhh craaaap

YEEESSSS

 

[Surfinn]

Is it just me or is the guy host really bad