morningbus, did you work on Comfy Sim 2?
No, just a clairvoyant that can see through the obvious miasma that is Valve's heavy handed control over Greenlight.
I can see all possibilities and know that there is simply no way someone could have voted for Euro Truck and not my copyright infringing One-Piece tower defense game.
It is simply impossible.
Therefore, Gabe himself must be tampering with the results of Greenlight, then further tampering with the top seller's list in a single-minded focus to drive me mad and cloud my ethereal vision of what is yet to be.
Once they are done, once my mind has been rendered and razed, they will announce Half-Life 3. Even now, I peer into the future and it is like walking through spider webs, my temporal self flailing, trying to swat away at something I can not see, small glimpses of a future I should but won't be truly present for.
This is your bastard god. This is your Steam Greenlight.