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Team Fortress 2 |OT3| - Murder-based Hat Simulator

Tenck

Member
It is immensely frustrating to me that Dota 2 GAF is not as lighthearted as TF2 GAF (except Kuro, evidently). Everything over there is SRS BSNS.

That's part of why I keep coming back here even though I don't really play the game anymore. U:

Probably because of the blatant stacking that goes on in the In-House games.
 

Clydefrog

Member
Black bears are like the smallest of bears. That video is like pitting a midget against a man and the midget is still holding his own.

In reality it'd be more like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICFemPKqk9M

...or this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgqbCq_sxmo

found yeef's youtube account

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nice nids, yeef
 

Grinchy

Banned
I can't get into normal run of the mill pub games on valve servers anymore, so boring.

Everything feels like it's going in slow-mo.

I can't stand those valve servers. I just don't understand it, it seems like every one of them has at least 4 people with insanely high pings who dominate the scoreboard because they are teleporting all over the place. I don't really see this happen in any other servers I play. Even if the valve server claims to have a 39 ping, there's always that group of shitty high ping bastards ruining it.

I like to go to servers that are weird and foreign to me like Christian/pony/furry.
 
Probably because of the blatant stacking that goes on in the In-House games.

Specifically for Dota 2 GAF, I think it has more to do with HonGAF being "salty" about every damn thing that happens, no matter how small. I think it's because they played HoN, and that game is designed to make everyone as angry as possible, what with how ugly it is.
 
Dota 2 gaf already sucks with a few exceptions.

The other day there was a fun little tool that spit out a random build just to play around with. No thats stupid. Why would you ever do that. There is no point.It doesn't help you winnnnnnnnn. Why would I want "fun" in this.

Folks need lives.

Also whenever I get back your porn store server is going downnnnnnnn.
 

Tenck

Member
Dota 2 gaf already sucks with a few exceptions.

The other day there was a fun little tool that spit out a random build just to play around with. No thats stupid. Why would you ever do that. There is no point.It doesn't help you winnnnnnnnn. Why would I want "fun" in this.

Folks need lives.

Also whenever I get back your porn store server is going downnnnnnnn.

Yeah I remembered that. It was stupid because even though it was for fun, Dota 2 Gaf got anal about it.
 

Alienups

Member
Playing medic is hard yo. Only map i'd played it on before today was dustbowl. My weapon switching is terrible.

Edit: wait i played medic last time as well, still hard if you don't know the maps well enough
 

Yeef

Member
Medic and Standard Engineer are both frustrating when your team doesn't help you. Also, I tend to have backseat driver syndrome whenever I play medic. I want to snatch the controller mouse and keyboard out of the other person's hands and show them how to do it!
 
Playing medic is hard yo. Only map i'd played it on before today was dustbowl. My weapon switching is terrible.

Edit: wait i played medic last time as well, still hard if you don't know the maps well enough

Go to Advanced Options and change the heal option to single-click. Best Medic decision I ever made.
 
I was playing in a pub renovating my sniping. I swear I got like 20 double kills with the Machina.

And my team never wins when I'm doing well with Sniper.
 
just played on Lion's Den. Some girl raged on the mic because some guy was saying she was lost (we were playing Steel). IDK if she was actually lost but it was funny. Wouldn't say the players on there are better than the GAF players... so far. But definitely some good players on there. Put it in my favorites.
 

Yeef

Member
So I tried the lion's den. My ping was so bad that I would shoot and it wouldn't register for 34 seconds. It was like playing an turn based RPG.

But it was worth it for this screen:

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EAT IT FROG!
 

Clydefrog

Member
wow, good one yeef! you played gunslinger engie with bad ping on one round of nucleus on TLD... oooh you're good!

not to mention i had diarrhea twice before and after that round. i'm not giving excuses but... oh god, my stomach.

lesson learned: don't eat from a sketchy taco stand even if it's the closest place by you. i haven't been able to sleep.
 

Tenck

Member
wow, good one yeef! you played gunslinger engie with bad ping on one round of nucleus on TLD... oooh you're good!

not to mention i had diarrhea twice before and after that round. i'm not giving excuses but... oh god, my stomach.

lesson learned: don't eat from a sketchy taco stand even if it's the closest place by you. i haven't been able to sleep.

Someone sounds salty.

GG cya cya cya.
 

Sianos

Member
Best moment last night was convincing a Razorback Sniper it is not okay to wear a Razorback. Eat lead, you unaware person!

At one point, he switched to Jarate and tried to chase me off the ledge at E. I jump off, he follows... I land safely under C while he sails into the abyss.
 
wow, good one yeef! you played gunslinger engie with bad ping on one round of nucleus on TLD... oooh you're good!

not to mention i had diarrhea twice before and after that round. i'm not giving excuses but... oh god, my stomach.

lesson learned: don't eat from a sketchy taco stand even if it's the closest place by you. i haven't been able to sleep.

hey what's going here?, you are loosing your coolness, I am going to blame the taco for it, but I am telling you I don't like this "mad Clydefrog" I am seeing here
 

Borgnine

MBA in pussy licensing and rights management
YOUR LOYALTIES SHALL BE TESTED, STORMHAT. Whose side are you on??????

Also Highlander sucks because I'm third sting gaf soldier. Unless Liberty Launcher Solider counts as the 10th class. I think it does.
 

Blizzard

Banned
YOUR LOYALTIES SHALL BE TESTED, STORMHAT. Whose side are you on??????

Also Highlander sucks because I'm third sting gaf soldier. Unless Liberty Launcher Solider counts as the 10th class. I think it does.
It's always the worst when I'm playing the best weapons, like natascha heavy or direct hit soldier, and Yeef comes cruising along with his pubstomping heavy or normal rocket launcher or something. =(
 

Yeef

Member
It's always the worst when I'm playing the best weapons, like natascha heavy or direct hit soldier, and Yeef comes cruising along with his pubstomping heavy or normal rocket launcher or something. =(
The only time I use the normal Rocket Launcher is in my Hell's Kitchen™ loadout. Rocke tLauncher, Gunboats, Pan, Stainless Pot.

Dinner is served... and you''re the main course!
 
Haters gonna hate, I love Dr Enforcicle.

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I also had another game with a friend. It was a pub 7v7 and my friend went Kritz for me and it was glorious. 144 per pew pew.
 

Yeef

Member
Haters gonna hate, I love Dr Enforcicle.
What's the point in bragging about using an overpowered loadout? With a pocket medic no less.

Check out my leet skills with Tomigruvich! I AM SO GOOD! lol

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Come back when you rock it with a Kunai, Diamondback, Cloak and Dagger build. Or a Soda Popper, Crit-a-Cola, Fan o' War Scout.
 

Yeef

Member
Drops for me has been very sporadic this week. 3 drops one day, a few more the next day, and a hat drop in the morning today. I'm happy.

Is it just me or they are alot of people getting hat drops this month.
I've gotten two (Teddy Roosebelt and Bonk Helm) just in the last two nights; and that's just on my main account.

Also, I've been lazy and haven't consolidated my drops between accounts in like 2 weeks. I think I'll do that today and just craft a bunch of hats with all the metal.
 

Rapstah

Member
I was looking through my inventory and remembered that I have two gibuses. Did anyone else here participate in the giveaway and earn one from the achivement?
 

Yeef

Member
Man I wish I was cool enough to just craft a bunch of hats and then let them sit on a dummy account :/
It's not really a dummy account. The plan is to give a bunch of stuff away in a grand contest of sorts, but life has been getting in the way and I haven't gotten a chance to get it all going. Yeoz has said that he'd add a few dozen hats to the pile once I manage to get around to it though.
 

yeoz

Member
It's not really a dummy account. The plan is to give a bunch of stuff away in a grand contest of sorts, but life has been getting in the way and I haven't gotten a chance to get it all going. Yeoz has said that he'd add a few dozen hats to the pile once I manage to get around to it though.
I've got 55~ hats waiting for you Yeeeeeeef. I'm assuming some poor sap in third place is going to get 10+ terrible craft hats and will have no idea what to do with them either.
 

Yeef

Member
So apparently I was using an old version of server cron, which was why No Crit Nights and quickplay weren't working properly. Both should be fixed now.
 
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