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Team Fortress 2 |OT3| - Murder-based Hat Simulator
- Thread starter Yeef
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Penny-Arcade has this new section called PA Reports that focuses on gaming articles. One of the writers recently went to Valve's offices, and here are a few TF2 things posted around the office.
The last picture is supposedly of upcoming merchandise. Notice the RED and BLU scarves.
The last picture is supposedly of upcoming merchandise. Notice the RED and BLU scarves.
SteveWinwood
Member
I would do anything for a tf2 scarf.
You'll regret these words.
SteveWinwood
Member
ANYTHING
Togglesworlh
Banned
You already know where I live. Let's do this.
SteveWinwood
Member
Be over in ten.
SteveWinwood
Member
Toggles where are you. Why aren't you where you usually are?
Edit: found him. Was in the shower.
Edit: found him. Was in the shower.
EmCeeGramr
Member
not one, but two quote ragequits in a single hour
The last picture is supposedly of upcoming merchandise. Notice the RED and BLU scarves.
Is that Archimedes I see on the wall? Will buy.
Togglesworlh
Banned
Next time don't forget the cheese.
Grimm Fandango
Member
Ooooo I definitely want that Pyro portrait.
y u no sell it on your store valve?
y u no sell it on your store valve?
natethegreat409
Member
"Current rank: Man With Enormous Penis"
This is the only time I will ever have this title in my life. I believe it is time to retire from TF2 GAF.
This is the only time I will ever have this title in my life. I believe it is time to retire from TF2 GAF.
well that's goddamn frightening
It must never come to pass.
Togglesworlh
Banned
it's so frightening
SteveWinwood
Member
Why won't you return my calls?!
SteveWinwood
Member
Was that all I was to you? A fun time?!? Then you just throw me out with the rest of the trash? Well fuck you! I can make it on my own!
SteveWinwood
Member
I didn't mean what I said earlier baby. Just answer your phone please. Dinner is almost ready. I don't want you to miss it.
SteveWinwood
Member
The food is cold. I'm really worried about you now. Please pick up your phone. This really wasn't how I wanted you to find out, but I just have to tell you... I'm pregnant.
SteveWinwood
Member
Thus concludes the preview for the one man play "Once Left" coming soon to a off broadway theater near you.
Cloudius12
Member
Seriously Steve? I know you are bored when you post 4 times within an hour without anyone posting in between, but come on, son.
Togglesworlh
Banned
i've filed a restraining order this is getting creepy
SteveWinwood
Member
Credit to Cosmic Bus.
Togglesworlh
Banned
I TAKE IT BACK I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=13996
I think the scout and engineer taunts don't segue very well. The soldier one is great though.
I think the scout and engineer taunts don't segue very well. The soldier one is great though.
Cloudius12
Member
Engineer's one were horrible.
I liked the "This is not a trick" line for the Spy high five.
Hmm.
Judging by the release schedule of the major patches over the last two years and the 2012 outline, I think the update schedule will look something like this (provided Forkball doesn't weigh in):
(I am bored, but too tired from work to do anything).
Judging by the release schedule of the major patches over the last two years and the 2012 outline, I think the update schedule will look something like this (provided Forkball doesn't weigh in):
- April - 'Secret Project' [Raid Mode]
- June - Saxxy Update #2 [Official Source Filmmaker Release]
- July - Meet the Pyro Update / Saxxy Awards
- September - Major Update (Not sure of the theme, but they may just make it another Manniversary)
- October - Halloween Update
- December - Christmas Update
(I am bored, but too tired from work to do anything).
RumblingRosco
Member
Do we have any idea what Raid mode is?
Taco_Human
Member
Hahaha I dominated Yeef for a brief moment. He mad and went pyro and or scout after me I think.
I'll weigh in.
I would guess that the Saxxy's will be in May again, I don't really see Valve changing that. I do agree we'll likely get Source Filmmaker at some point this year, likely after the Saxxys (assuming meet the pyro is out before that). I don't think we'll get Meet the Pryo during the Saxxys since it would likely overshadow the other videos.
My guess:
Late March/ Early April - Major update, Meet the Pyro, possibly secret project.
May - Saxxys /Source filmmaker (other secret)
September - 2nd Manniversary update (major update), possibly secret project
October - Halloween Update
December - Christmas Update
OR
Late March/ Early April - Major update, Meet the Pyro, possibly secret project
May - Saxxys /Source filmmaker (other secret)
Late July/Early August - Major update, possibly secret project
September - 2nd Manniversary update (smaller update, mostly cosmetic items like last year)
October - Halloween Update
December - Christmas Update
I also assume we'll also see at least 3 or 4 smaller content packs in the other months like the Shogun Pack/Manno-Technology pack/Community Map pack (at least I hope we get another community map pack, but maps don't make Valve money like weapons and hats do).
I was sort of torn about throwing in another major update in the summer months, but it just doesn't seem like Valve has as many people working on the game and are releasing as many major updates for the game as they did a couple of years ago. I think it sort of depends on how long it takes them, it would be easy to make the Manniversary update a major update, or they could make it a fairly small one again like the one last year with mostly new cosmetic items.
I also see Valve continue to try and release one cosmetic items a week for TF2 like they have been doing for awhile now. I see them failing to release one at least 5+ times this year, not including weeks they likely aren't working like Thanksgiving and Christmas.
Kuro Madoushi
Unconfirmed Member
Release one cosmetic item a week. Break the game twice a week...
I always had crashes, but they were gone for a bit and then came back...all for some goddamn hats.
I always had crashes, but they were gone for a bit and then came back...all for some goddamn hats.
Frankenstrat
Member
My god did I miss playing on this server. Even though apparently I'm only good as a medic ._.
Soon you'll become bitter, stop playing honk sound effects, and do nothing but DOTA 2.
He's pretty chill right now. If I was coaching myself (like n0b does sometimes) I'd probably kill me. But n0b is so fun to play with since he's always laughing and making others laugh :3
IF YOU'RE READING THIS NOB, I AM SORRY I SUCK AT DOTA 2 ;_;
Togglesworlh
Banned
kirby doesn't like my new avatar so i might change it back ):
Tell Kirby to kiss my dishrag!
Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if we get nothing big until May with the Saxxys. Then a major update in June/July with Meet the Pyro and Raid Mode. The Scout and Medic Grordbort stuff could hit in March or April though. Of course we will get promos, but it's hard to predict if we will get major promos like Deus Ex and Shogun from last year.