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[Slayven]

We're doing it early like 3pm EST

No promises

 

[Shy]

i just realized my 10 yr gaf aniversary was last month.

damn. time flies.

Happy anniversary.

 

[Numb]

Kissing in the rain is one of the most cliché things ever

Spoiler

And one of the best things to do after a date

Lion going in all like

 

[LionPride]

Lion going in all like

Gotta do what ya gotta do, shit been a while in the making

 

[Gordon Shumway]

Lion going in all like

lol..Is this a compliment? Geezuz..what a horrid movie!

 

[Numb]

Gotta do what ya gotta do, shit been a while in the making

nice job
you know what to do next

lol..Is this a compliment? Geezuz..what a horrid movie!

nick cage from face off touched faces but there was no rain kiss
had to go with this

 

[Zekes!]

next up, the upside down Spider-Man kiss

 

[royalan]

Spoiler

And one of the best things to do after a date

Oh you sweet, innocent thing.

 

[LionPride]

nice job
you know what to do next

Mmhmm

next up, the upside down Spider-Man kiss

Slick wanna try that

Oh you sweet, innocent thing.

This has been three years waiting, let me be happy

 

[Numb]

Oh you sweet, innocent thing.

Upgraded from phone talks and hand holds
Give him time

This has been three years waiting, let me be happy

.

.


ok
a little more time

 

[LionPride]

Upgraded from phone talks and hand holds
Give him time


.

.


ok
a little more time

Been friends for a while, went on a date before and we decided to stay friends, then we were flirting and now we here

 

[Johndoey]

My necks making a nice crunching sound whenever I move, always fun.

---
Glad you date went well LionPride. The beauty of human connection.

 

[Aiustis]

Morning time to get to work.

 

[Numb]

which one of yall did this?

We all knew this was coming. That eventually the weebs would procreate.

There's some kid out there named Cloud Strife Robertson trying to understand why his parents are like this. I'm sure of it.

friends with this guy

Been friends for a while, went on a date before and we decided to stay friends, then we were flirting and now we here

Happy for you man

Morning time to get to work.

Morning

 

[Bad_Boy]

LP just reminded me of a song my dad used to play.

https://youtu.be/9dZW1C3neao

alleycat coat wearing hushpuppy shoe wearing crumb cake.

Spoiler

Same dude from the movie Juice Sam Jackson was talking with. "She had the snappy nappy dugout."

 

[shingi70]

Morning BCT!

I think I pulled something yesterday, my right ball is swollen and has been hurting something bad since last night. Called off.work due to the pain and sitting on a ice pack. Will stop by the doctors office tomororw if it's still hurting.

 

[Kreed]

Ran into a black lives matter protest blocking traffic on the way home. Nana Ruth can't catch a break.

 

[BigDes]

Morning BCT!

I think I pulled something yesterday, my right ball is swollen and has been hurting something bad since last night. Called off.work due to the pain and sitting on a ice pack. Will stop by the doctors office tomororw if it's still hurting.

Sounds like you might have a hernia

 

[shingi70]

I'm at the hospital and they're going to a ultrasound for a torrison which could need emergency surgery.

 

[Bad_Boy]

good luck man

 

[FyreWulff]

I'm at the hospital and they're going to a ultrasound for a torrison which could need emergency surgery.

good luck, it's fixable if it is.


Also i'm super confused. every time i go to work people are turning their headlights on/off at me which usually means "turn on your headlights".. but my headlights are already on, and both of them are working. I literally have no idea why they are doing this.

edit: there wasn't a cop up ahead either

 

[NipplesAndToes23]

I don't know what I ate last night to dream some shit that would've scarred me for life when I was little, but I got to change something to not see some shit like this again.

I awoke and went to the bathroom and saw the mirror covered up by screenshots of a Wendy Williams sex tape with her speckled with semen next to some gruffy white guy and the bathroom floor was wet with some clear shit. Went into the living room and the whole placed was covered with more of those screens with a notable last shot of Wendy and that white man getting splooged from some tall dark skinned brotha.

Brain you done fucked me up today.

 

[Sou Da]

I just got a call to logon to a site to schedule an interview for a company I've never heard of or applied to.

Not sure where to go from here because I cant logon to schedule the interview since I don't have an account already.

 

[Mrs. Manky]

L is black y'all : http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1244619

Just make sure that Near is black too.

 

[D i Z]

Morning peeps.


For my BCT brethren in LA/SOCAL today. Looking for something cool and communal to get into? LA Foodfest has it's last day today in Exposition Park.
I went to the very first event that they did years back, and it was pretty baller. I can only imagine how much better the organization of the entertainment and food selection has become.

 

[Sch1sm]

I just got a call to logon to a site to schedule an interview for a company I've never heard of or applied to.

Not sure where to go from here because I cant logon to schedule the interview since I don't have an account already.

I dunno. Could be something as simple as someone input the wrong # on an application, right?

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I had a pretty nice, touristy day in Mombasa. Went to Haller Park and fed giraffes, camel rides, a boat ride with a partially glass floor, samaki, samaki, and more samaki (fish).

Spoiler

Also my first time seeing any ocean since only coastal provinces in Canada have that deal. Gg.

E: Blasian, that shit was even unpleasant to read.

 

[Slayven]

L is black y'all : http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1244619

crazy in that thread people taking about it looks silly......they do know the source material right?

 

[LionPride]

I don't know what I ate last night to dream some shit that would've scarred me for life when I was little, but I got to change something to not see some shit like this again.

I awoke and went to the bathroom and saw the mirror covered up by screenshots of a Wendy Williams sex tape with her speckled with semen next to some gruffy white guy and the bathroom floor was wet with some clear shit. Went into the living room and the whole placed was covered with more of those screens with a notable last shot of Wendy and that white man getting splooged from some tall dark skinned brotha.

Brain you done fucked me up today.

What
The
Hell

 

[Dereck]

Did anybody here see barbershop 3? It hurts my soul that they made the sole brown guy in the film drop the "why don't you black people pull up your bootstraps and help yourselves" argument in the movie.

AND he votes Republican too omg. They shame me.

Pretty decent though but its not as funny as the first.

Yeah I chalked that up to "this kind of person exists in your workplace" narrative.

 

[Crimson_Gold]

I just got a call to logon to a site to schedule an interview for a company I've never heard of or applied to.

Not sure where to go from here because I cant logon to schedule the interview since I don't have an account already.

You're joining the inner circle. BBM

Black
Bilderberg
Mason

 

[Slayven]

Just make sure that Near is black too.

Now what if the Deathnote was ineffective to black names?

People out hear naming their kids Apple, but black people are protecting their kids by making names exotic.

 

[Slayven]

 

[Numb]

I dunno. Could be something as simple as someone input the wrong # on an application, right?

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I had a pretty nice, touristy day in Mombasa. Went to Haller Park and fed giraffes, camel rides, a boat ride with a partially glass floor, samaki, samaki, and more samaki (fish).

Spoiler

Also my first time seeing any ocean since only coastal provinces in Canada have that deal. Gg.

E: Blasian, that shit was even unpleasant to read.

nice glad you enjoyed the trip
almost die everytime from those samaki bones but they too delicious

 

[shingi70]

I'm Alive.


Have a bacterial infection in my sack, that pretty much inflamed the tube where sperm comes from, so Everytime I was getting erect or cumming it was preparing the tube lining.

So for a shot, some pills, and no sex for two weeks until the swelling of the lining goes down.

 

[Aiustis]

I'm Alive.


Have a bacterial infection in my sack, that pretty much inflamed the tube where sperm comes from, so Everytime I was getting erect or cumming it was preparing the tube lining.

So for a shot, some pills, and no sex for two weeks until the swelling of the lining goes down.

that sounds horrible

 

[Gordon Shumway]

Sup, y'all..

Did he live?

 

[zeemumu]

Did he live?

This makes me wonder what would happen if someone spread the word of a Legendary at the protest site.

I'm Alive.


Have a bacterial infection in my sack, that pretty much inflamed the tube where sperm comes from, so Everytime I was getting erect or cumming it was preparing the tube lining.

So for a shot, some pills, and no sex for two weeks until the swelling of the lining goes down.

Yeesh.

 

[LionPride]

I'm Alive.


Have a bacterial infection in my sack, that pretty much inflamed the tube where sperm comes from, so Everytime I was getting erect or cumming it was preparing the tube lining.

So for a shot, some pills, and no sex for two weeks until the swelling of the lining goes down.

That sounds terrible

 

[Mrs. Manky]

Something to make you smile:

 

[Sch1sm]

nice glad you enjoyed the trip
almost die everytime from those samaki bones but they too delicious

Yeah, eating it puts the fear in me every time. I spend half the time I'm meant to be eating picking it apart just so I don't choke. 😭

I'm Alive.


Have a bacterial infection in my sack, that pretty much inflamed the tube where sperm comes from, so Everytime I was getting erect or cumming it was preparing the tube lining.

So for a shot, some pills, and no sex for two weeks until the swelling of the lining goes down.

Good thing you didn't just sit on it, then.

Something to make you smile:

D'aww. That's perfect.

 

[Hitta93]

I can't be the only one who's calling bullshit on this.

 

[FeenixRising]

I don't know what I ate last night to dream some shit that would've scarred me for life when I was little, but I got to change something to not see some shit like this again.

I awoke and went to the bathroom and saw the mirror covered up by screenshots of a Wendy Williams sex tape with her speckled with semen next to some gruffy white guy and the bathroom floor was wet with some clear shit. Went into the living room and the whole placed was covered with more of those screens with a notable last shot of Wendy and that white man getting splooged from some tall dark skinned brotha.

Brain you done fucked me up today.

I think it's time to nuke this thread

 

[Emperor_EL]

I don't know what I ate last night to dream some shit that would've scarred me for life when I was little, but I got to change something to not see some shit like this again.

I awoke and went to the bathroom and saw the mirror covered up by screenshots of a Wendy Williams sex tape with her speckled with semen next to some gruffy white guy and the bathroom floor was wet with some clear shit. Went into the living room and the whole placed was covered with more of those screens with a notable last shot of Wendy and that white man getting splooged from some tall dark skinned brotha.

Brain you done fucked me up today.

That's why I'm glad that I almost always have Lucid dreams. Shit gets weird & I nope right out of it.

 

[Young Magus]

Slay, you down for podcast tomorrow? Moris' internet crapped up the skype connection.

Also we need a consistent third so if anyone has a decent mic and can dedicate 1.5hr of their time on every other Wed or Friday, let me know. We communicate (mostly to make sure everyone can make it) via Twitter. It's literally like two DMs every other week.

Sounds interesting and I would LOVE too but....

A.) I would feel like I have little too say/ be the less wise nigga in a given line-up and
B.) Im prehaps the most inconsistent nigga in this community.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

I don't know what I ate last night to dream some shit that would've scarred me for life when I was little, but I got to change something to not see some shit like this again.

I awoke and went to the bathroom and saw the mirror covered up by screenshots of a Wendy Williams sex tape with her speckled with semen next to some gruffy white guy and the bathroom floor was wet with some clear shit. Went into the living room and the whole placed was covered with more of those screens with a notable last shot of Wendy and that white man getting splooged from some tall dark skinned brotha.

Brain you done fucked me up today.

this is why the cops kill us

 

[Numb]

Something to make you smile:

Adorable

Yeah, eating it puts the fear in me every time. I spend half the time I'm meant to be eating picking it apart just so I don't choke. 😭



Good thing you didn't just sit on it, then.



D'aww. That's perfect.

that ancient oil that turned black will get you in time if the bones don't

That's why I'm glad that I almost always have Lucid dreams. Shit gets weird & I nope right out of it.

Can't remember nothing when sleeping
Good and bad

 

[Sch1sm]

Adorable
that ancient oil that turned black will get you in time if the bones don't



Can't remember nothing when sleeping
Good and bad

I'm like 99% sure it's the untreated water that's already killing me, but where's the lie. You can't be sure of anything unless you prepare it yourself, but it's too cheap to buy out.

Kinda life are you living without dreams, Numb.

 

[Numb]

I'm like 99% sure it's the untreated water that's already killing me, but where's the lie. You can't be sure of anything unless you prepare it yourself, but it's too cheap to buy out.

Kinda life are you living without dreams, Numb.

You don't get the chance to shorten your life expectancy often so enjoy there

Only bits and pieces sometimes. Never the full picture even once

 

[Litan]

I don't know what I ate last night to dream some shit that would've scarred me for life when I was little, but I got to change something to not see some shit like this again.

I awoke and went to the bathroom and saw the mirror covered up by screenshots of a Wendy Williams sex tape with her speckled with semen next to some gruffy white guy and the bathroom floor was wet with some clear shit. Went into the living room and the whole placed was covered with more of those screens with a notable last shot of Wendy and that white man getting splooged from some tall dark skinned brotha.

Brain you done fucked me up today.

A week ago, I had a dream where some dude took me and my brother to a bathroom, shit in a toilet and then made us eat it.
Since then, I've been trying the methods at r/luciddreaming so I can control my dreams.
Fuck being stuck in something like that again.

 

[Slayven]

It is suppose to be 104 today, i feel bad for my gardener right now, he is cutting the grass