Gordon Shumway
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Gaf how do I wash my ass
That's a twice a week thread tho..
GAF, I can't boil water. Do I save my PS4 in the meantime?
LMAO
Gaf how do I wash my ass
GAF, I can't boil water. Do I save my PS4 in the meantime?
GAF, I can't boil water. Do I save my PS4 in the meantime?
Now people can shutup about saying Trump winning is impossible. I dunno why even after Brexit happened people were still in denial that there's a chance.
Thank god Spongebob covered thisGAF. How do I tie my shoes?
Gaf how do I wash my ass
Gaf how do I wash my ass
Cow and chicken methodThank god Spongebob covered this
According to Harson, you just have someone eat it.
Just threads of not washing anything at all and looking for justificationYou won't see that thread
You won't see that thread
Better than the harSon route.
You won't see that thread
Thank god Spongebob covered this
According to Harson, you just have someone eat it.
Mitt Romney couldn't win without blacks and latinos and he had better numbers among black people and latinos than Trump and didn't piss off women. Brexit involved countries and places were "less brown" than the United States and there was no disrespect made towards women. They aren't comparable at all other than the sentiment of "anything can happen" which IMO downplays the importance of non white male votes in the United States, but if being shook is what it takes to get liberals out to vote so be it.
My friend showed me the video, it's a girl my age doin what girls my age do but she's the President's daughter so people give a fuckThe internet is about to go nuts over Malia Obama shaking her ass at a damn concert.
Let me excuse myself.
The internet is about to go nuts over Malia Obama shaking her ass at a damn concert.
Let me excuse myself.
That's because Michelle about to whoop that ass on Facebook Live.
an 18 year old girl at Lollapalooza is gonna act like an 18 year old girl at Lollapalooza.The internet is about to go nuts over Malia Obama shaking her ass at a damn concert.
Let me excuse myself.
That's because Michelle about to whoop that ass on Facebook Live.
HahahaWell yeah. Malia know that ass is grass when she get home. She's gonna walk through the door and Michelle's going to be sitting in the dark.
But that's normal. Republicans better keep it cute.
Well yeah. Malia know that ass is grass when she get home. She's gonna walk through the door and Michelle's going to be sitting in the dark.
But that's normal. Republicans better keep it cute.
Haven't seen you post in here for a while Neo. How are you keeping. ?I better start applying for jobs in Japan.
Fuck if i know. I use Velcro. 😝GAF. How do I tie my shoes?
Fuck, i hate our country so much.UK voted 2 times in a row for a Tory government that hates it's citizens, of course they would vote in favor of a dumb as shit thing like Brexit once again.
I was thinking about it yesterday.Y'all gonna watch that man jump out the plane
He made itI was thinking about it yesterday.
But i'm gonna give it a miss in case he fails. I don't want to see the poor man die.
The whole thing seems a bit ghoulish to me.
Holyshit.
*Phew* Thanks goodness.He made it
The internet is about to go nuts over Malia Obama shaking her ass at a damn concert.
Let me excuse myself.
The internet is about to go nuts over Malia Obama shaking her ass at a damn concert.
Let me excuse myself.
I think this article is interesting in how the writer described the position Hillary is in and might be in after November.
http://thinkprogress.org/politics/2...on-embraced-reaganism-last-night-stuck-knife/
...the question of whether Obama will be remembered as a reconstructive president like Reagan or a more constrained leader like Bill Clinton has not yet been answered.
I needed this in my life*MALIA OBAMA tiptoes quietly into the residential wing of the White House. Lights are dim. A thin layer of nervous guilt can be seen on her face before quicly being replaced by a look of resolve.*
*SASHA OBAMA is standing in the kitchen doorway, looking absolutely gleeful.*
SASHA: Oooooohhhh, you in troubleeeee
MALIA: Shut up!
SASHA: Mama saw you. Flashin yo booty with that white girl.
MALIA: Sasha shut up! Last time I checked I turned 18 two months ago. I'm grown. I can do what I want.
*A chuckle can be heard directly behind MALIA. She turns slowly*
MICHELLE: Oh oh oh, I see. So you grown now?
*MICHELLE OBAMA steps forward. MALIA instinctively steps back, stays silent. SASHA stays in the doorway*
MICHELLE: Well, since you're so grown now, c'aint nobody tell you what to do...where you sleepin tonight? You got your own place, right?
*MALIA stammers*
MICHELLE: Oh, that's right, you sleepin here. Well, how about this..since you Miss Independent now...tomorrow is the first of the month, so when should I expect a check for your share of the rent for this White-ass-House? How 'bout that cable bill?
*At some point, BARACK OBAMA had come to stand behind SASHA in this kitchen doorway*
BARACK: Michelle, baby, I got this--
MICHELLE: Oh no no. Barack, Miss Malia here is grown now. So we should talk woman-to-woman about that HAIR APPOINTMENT she's now going to be paying for, since she wants to be out here shakin ass in these streets...
SASHA: *chuckles*
*MALIA OBAMA tiptoes quietly into the residential wing of the White House. Lights are dim. A thin layer of nervous guilt can be seen on her face before quicly being replaced by a look of resolve.*
*SASHA OBAMA is standing in the kitchen doorway, looking absolutely gleeful.*
SASHA: Oooooohhhh, you in troubleeeee
MALIA: Shut up!
SASHA: Mama saw you. Flashin yo booty with that white girl.
MALIA: Sasha shut up! Last time I checked I turned 18 two months ago. I'm grown. I can do what I want.
*A chuckle can be heard directly behind MALIA. She turns slowly*
MICHELLE: Oh oh oh, I see. So you grown now?
*MICHELLE OBAMA steps forward. MALIA instinctively steps back, stays silent. SASHA stays in the doorway*
MICHELLE: Well, since you're so grown now, c'aint nobody tell you what to do...where you sleepin tonight? You got your own place, right?
*MALIA stammers*
MICHELLE: Oh, that's right, you sleepin here. Well, how about this..since you Miss Independent now...tomorrow is the first of the month, so when should I expect a check for your share of the rent for this White-ass-House? How 'bout that cable bill?
*At some point, BARACK OBAMA had come to stand behind SASHA in this kitchen doorway*
BARACK: Michelle, baby, I got this--
MICHELLE: Oh no no. Barack, Miss Malia here is grown now. So we should talk woman-to-woman about that HAIR APPOINTMENT she's now going to be paying for, since she wants to be out here shakin ass in these streets...
SASHA: *chuckles*
I missed this.The internet is about to go nuts over Malia Obama shaking her ass at a damn concert.
Let me excuse myself.
That's because Michelle about to whoop that ass on Facebook Live.
Oh damn!*MALIA OBAMA tiptoes quietly into the residential wing of the White House. Lights are dim. A thin layer of nervous guilt can be seen on her face before quicly being replaced by a look of resolve.*
*SASHA OBAMA is standing in the kitchen doorway, looking absolutely gleeful.*
SASHA: Oooooohhhh, you in troubleeeee
MALIA: Shut up!
SASHA: Mama saw you. Flashin yo booty with that white girl.
MALIA: Sasha shut up! Last time I checked I turned 18 two months ago. I'm grown. I can do what I want.
*A chuckle can be heard directly behind MALIA. She turns slowly*
MICHELLE: Oh oh oh, I see. So you grown now?
*MICHELLE OBAMA steps forward. MALIA instinctively steps back, stays silent. SASHA stays in the doorway*
MICHELLE: Well, since you're so grown now, c'aint nobody tell you what to do...where you sleepin tonight? You got your own place, right?
*MALIA stammers*
MICHELLE: Oh, that's right, you sleepin here. Well, how about this..since you Miss Independent now...tomorrow is the first of the month, so when should I expect a check for your share of the rent for this White-ass-House? How 'bout that cable bill?
*At some point, BARACK OBAMA had come to stand behind SASHA in this kitchen doorway*
BARACK: Michelle, baby, I got this--
MICHELLE: Oh no no. Barack, Miss Malia here is grown now. So we should talk woman-to-woman about that HAIR APPOINTMENT she's now going to be paying for, since she wants to be out here shakin ass in these streets...
SASHA: *chuckles*
*MALIA OBAMA tiptoes quietly into the residential wing of the White House. Lights are dim. A thin layer of nervous guilt can be seen on her face before quicly being replaced by a look of resolve.*
*SASHA OBAMA is standing in the kitchen doorway, looking absolutely gleeful.*
SASHA: Oooooohhhh, you in troubleeeee
MALIA: Shut up!
SASHA: Mama saw you. Flashin yo booty with that white girl.
MALIA: Sasha shut up! Last time I checked I turned 18 two months ago. I'm grown. I can do what I want.
*A chuckle can be heard directly behind MALIA. She turns slowly*
MICHELLE: Oh oh oh, I see. So you grown now?
*MICHELLE OBAMA steps forward. MALIA instinctively steps back, stays silent. SASHA stays in the doorway*
MICHELLE: Well, since you're so grown now, c'aint nobody tell you what to do...where you sleepin tonight? You got your own place, right?
*MALIA stammers*
MICHELLE: Oh, that's right, you sleepin here. Well, how about this..since you Miss Independent now...tomorrow is the first of the month, so when should I expect a check for your share of the rent for this White-ass-House? How 'bout that cable bill?
*At some point, BARACK OBAMA had come to stand behind SASHA in this kitchen doorway*
BARACK: Michelle, baby, I got this--
MICHELLE: Oh no no. Barack, Miss Malia here is grown now. So we should talk woman-to-woman about that HAIR APPOINTMENT she's now going to be paying for, since she wants to be out here shakin ass in these streets...
SASHA: *chuckles*
Huh. Interesting read. Makes it seem very either way, though, huh?
You have any opinion yourself on this little bit?
You too fam.I guess everyone's sleeping. Stay safe bct.
You too fam.
I will.................... in about 10 mins or so. Don't know when i'll fall asleep though. (i have insomnia)Thanks but go to sleep negro.i know your in the uk