I will.................... in about 10 mins or so. Don't know when i'll fall asleep though. (i have insomnia)
I have insomnia too bro. It sucks
I will.................... in about 10 mins or so. Don't know when i'll fall asleep though. (i have insomnia)
I have insomnia too bro. It sucks
*MALIA OBAMA tiptoes quietly into the residential wing of the White House. Lights are dim. A thin layer of nervous guilt can be seen on her face before quicly being replaced by a look of resolve.*
*SASHA OBAMA is standing in the kitchen doorway, looking absolutely gleeful.*
SASHA: Oooooohhhh, you in troubleeeee
MALIA: Shut up!
SASHA: Mama saw you. Flashin yo booty with that white girl.
MALIA: Sasha shut up! Last time I checked I turned 18 two months ago. I'm grown. I can do what I want.
*A chuckle can be heard directly behind MALIA. She turns slowly*
MICHELLE: Oh oh oh, I see. So you grown now?
*MICHELLE OBAMA steps forward. MALIA instinctively steps back, stays silent. SASHA stays in the doorway*
MICHELLE: Well, since you're so grown now, c'aint nobody tell you what to do...where you sleepin tonight? You got your own place, right?
*MALIA stammers*
MICHELLE: Oh, that's right, you sleepin here. Well, how about this..since you Miss Independent now...tomorrow is the first of the month, so when should I expect a check for your share of the rent for this White-ass-House? How 'bout that cable bill?
*At some point, BARACK OBAMA had come to stand behind SASHA in this kitchen doorway*
BARACK: Michelle, baby, I got this--
MICHELLE: Oh no no. Barack, Miss Malia here is grown now. So we should talk woman-to-woman about that HAIR APPOINTMENT she's now going to be paying for, since she wants to be out here shakin ass in these streets...
SASHA: *chuckles*
*MALIA OBAMA tiptoes quietly into the residential wing of the White House. Lights are dim. A thin layer of nervous guilt can be seen on her face before quicly being replaced by a look of resolve.*
*SASHA OBAMA is standing in the kitchen doorway, looking absolutely gleeful.*
SASHA: Oooooohhhh, you in troubleeeee
MALIA: Shut up!
SASHA: Mama saw you. Flashin yo booty with that white girl.
MALIA: Sasha shut up! Last time I checked I turned 18 two months ago. I'm grown. I can do what I want.
*A chuckle can be heard directly behind MALIA. She turns slowly*
MICHELLE: Oh oh oh, I see. So you grown now?
*MICHELLE OBAMA steps forward. MALIA instinctively steps back, stays silent. SASHA stays in the doorway*
MICHELLE: Well, since you're so grown now, c'aint nobody tell you what to do...where you sleepin tonight? You got your own place, right?
*MALIA stammers*
MICHELLE: Oh, that's right, you sleepin here. Well, how about this..since you Miss Independent now...tomorrow is the first of the month, so when should I expect a check for your share of the rent for this White-ass-House? How 'bout that cable bill?
*At some point, BARACK OBAMA had come to stand behind SASHA in this kitchen doorway*
BARACK: Michelle, baby, I got this--
MICHELLE: Oh no no. Barack, Miss Malia here is grown now. So we should talk woman-to-woman about that HAIR APPOINTMENT she's now going to be paying for, since she wants to be out here shakin ass in these streets...
SASHA: *chuckles*
Mornin MornMorning, folks..
Well yeah. Malia know that ass is grass when she get home. She's gonna walk through the door and Michelle's going to be sitting in the dark.
But that's normal. Republicans better keep it cute.
*MALIA OBAMA tiptoes quietly into the residential wing of the White House. Lights are dim. A thin layer of nervous guilt can be seen on her face before quicly being replaced by a look of resolve.*
*SASHA OBAMA is standing in the kitchen doorway, looking absolutely gleeful.*
SASHA: Oooooohhhh, you in troubleeeee
MALIA: Shut up!
SASHA: Mama saw you. Flashin yo booty with that white girl.
MALIA: Sasha shut up! Last time I checked I turned 18 two months ago. I'm grown. I can do what I want.
*A chuckle can be heard directly behind MALIA. She turns slowly*
MICHELLE: Oh oh oh, I see. So you grown now?
*MICHELLE OBAMA steps forward. MALIA instinctively steps back, stays silent. SASHA stays in the doorway*
MICHELLE: Well, since you're so grown now, c'aint nobody tell you what to do...where you sleepin tonight? You got your own place, right?
*MALIA stammers*
MICHELLE: Oh, that's right, you sleepin here. Well, how about this..since you Miss Independent now...tomorrow is the first of the month, so when should I expect a check for your share of the rent for this White-ass-House? How 'bout that cable bill?
*At some point, BARACK OBAMA had come to stand behind SASHA in this kitchen doorway*
BARACK: Michelle, baby, I got this--
MICHELLE: Oh no no. Barack, Miss Malia here is grown now. So we should talk woman-to-woman about that HAIR APPOINTMENT she's now going to be paying for, since she wants to be out here shakin ass in these streets...
SASHA: *chuckles*
My summer fling with my closest friend is Over, prettay good thoMornin' Weekend BCT. How's everyone doing this fine day?
Can get enough of this
This dude is about to lose itAnd in other news
Draymond Green out here sending dick pics to his snapchat followers. The Warriors organization is devoid of morals and values I tell ya.
Good Morning BCT!
Morning, folks..
Morning gents.Mornin' Weekend BCT. How's everyone doing this fine day?
Yep.Lisa is adorable
Oh my. ❤️Black cosplay time?
Black cosplay time?
Sounds good.Stacey Dash is in Sharknado 4. I expect Black Twitter to be filled with GIFs of her death.
These niggas can't wash themselves, can't clean, can't slice sandwiches, you expect em to know how to make a saladHow do you fuck up salad?
These niggas can't wash themselves, can't clean, can't slice sandwiches, you expect em to know how to make a salad
11 is played by Millie Bobby Brown, and she isn't related to any actress or actor out there. May be a familiar face because she's shown up in a couple of shows the past few years, like Modern Family, Grey's Anatomy, even Hell's Kitchen. I recognised her from the show Intruders.
Worm.15 hour flight coming up.
Need some book recommendations. I like exploding spaceships the most but will read anything.
Frank Herbert's Dune.15 hour flight coming up.
Need some book recommendations. I like exploding spaceships the most but will read anything.
15 hour flight coming up.
Need some book recommendations. I like exploding spaceships the most but will read anything.
15 hour flight coming up.
Need some book recommendations. I like exploding spaceships the most but will read anything.
American Gods15 hour flight coming up.
Need some book recommendations. I like exploding spaceships the most but will read anything.
How do you fuck up salad?
How do you fuck up cutting a sandwich or just general hygiene? Oh..
Look, a shower a week is fine when it is cold. I mean obviously I go up to two or maybe even two plus a handwash in the summer, jeez.
Fuck salad
Look, a shower a week is fine when it is cold. I mean obviously I go up to two or maybe even two plus a handwash in the summer, jeez.