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The Black Culture Thread |OT15| - Equine, Please
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Right i'm off to bed, night night fam.
It really does.
I have insomnia too bro. It sucks
It really does.
Good Morning BCT!
For this morning's round of potential fuckery present you with The Preachers a new day time talk show that's apparently right with God.
http://www.theroot.com/articles/culture/2016/07/can-the-preachers-be-saved/
In the first episode one dude says how he was racially profiled in his neighborhood, and how it was up to him to bridge the bond by going to the prescient with gifts and to introduce himself.
All the episodes are on YouTube to watch.
For this morning's round of potential fuckery present you with The Preachers a new day time talk show that's apparently right with God.
http://www.theroot.com/articles/culture/2016/07/can-the-preachers-be-saved/
In the first episode one dude says how he was racially profiled in his neighborhood, and how it was up to him to bridge the bond by going to the prescient with gifts and to introduce himself.
All the episodes are on YouTube to watch.
Mrs. Manky
Banned
*MALIA OBAMA tiptoes quietly into the residential wing of the White House. Lights are dim. A thin layer of nervous guilt can be seen on her face before quicly being replaced by a look of resolve.*
*SASHA OBAMA is standing in the kitchen doorway, looking absolutely gleeful.*
SASHA: Oooooohhhh, you in troubleeeee
MALIA: Shut up!
SASHA: Mama saw you. Flashin yo booty with that white girl.
MALIA: Sasha shut up! Last time I checked I turned 18 two months ago. I'm grown. I can do what I want.
*A chuckle can be heard directly behind MALIA. She turns slowly*
MICHELLE: Oh oh oh, I see. So you grown now?
*MICHELLE OBAMA steps forward. MALIA instinctively steps back, stays silent. SASHA stays in the doorway*
MICHELLE: Well, since you're so grown now, c'aint nobody tell you what to do...where you sleepin tonight? You got your own place, right?
*MALIA stammers*
MICHELLE: Oh, that's right, you sleepin here. Well, how about this..since you Miss Independent now...tomorrow is the first of the month, so when should I expect a check for your share of the rent for this White-ass-House? How 'bout that cable bill?
*At some point, BARACK OBAMA had come to stand behind SASHA in this kitchen doorway*
BARACK: Michelle, baby, I got this--
MICHELLE: Oh no no. Barack, Miss Malia here is grown now. So we should talk woman-to-woman about that HAIR APPOINTMENT she's now going to be paying for, since she wants to be out here shakin ass in these streets...
SASHA: *chuckles*
THIS. THIS ALL DAY LONG.
Thank you, Royalan. I needed this in my life. The Media needs to leave Malia alone. But Michelle...
Gordon Shumway
Banned
Morning, folks..
*MALIA OBAMA tiptoes quietly into the residential wing of the White House. Lights are dim. A thin layer of nervous guilt can be seen on her face before quicly being replaced by a look of resolve.*
*SASHA OBAMA is standing in the kitchen doorway, looking absolutely gleeful.*
SASHA: Oooooohhhh, you in troubleeeee
MALIA: Shut up!
SASHA: Mama saw you. Flashin yo booty with that white girl.
MALIA: Sasha shut up! Last time I checked I turned 18 two months ago. I'm grown. I can do what I want.
*A chuckle can be heard directly behind MALIA. She turns slowly*
MICHELLE: Oh oh oh, I see. So you grown now?
*MICHELLE OBAMA steps forward. MALIA instinctively steps back, stays silent. SASHA stays in the doorway*
MICHELLE: Well, since you're so grown now, c'aint nobody tell you what to do...where you sleepin tonight? You got your own place, right?
*MALIA stammers*
MICHELLE: Oh, that's right, you sleepin here. Well, how about this..since you Miss Independent now...tomorrow is the first of the month, so when should I expect a check for your share of the rent for this White-ass-House? How 'bout that cable bill?
*At some point, BARACK OBAMA had come to stand behind SASHA in this kitchen doorway*
BARACK: Michelle, baby, I got this--
MICHELLE: Oh no no. Barack, Miss Malia here is grown now. So we should talk woman-to-woman about that HAIR APPOINTMENT she's now going to be paying for, since she wants to be out here shakin ass in these streets...
SASHA: *chuckles*
oh my god
Mornin Morn
11 is played by Millie Bobby Brown, and she isn't related to any actress or actor out there. May be a familiar face because she's shown up in a couple of shows the past few years, like Modern Family, Grey's Anatomy, even Hell's Kitchen. I recognised her from the show Intruders.
FadedRevolution
Member
That Nas track on Khaled's album is straight fire can't wait for the album.
FreeMufasa
Junior Member
Young Magus
Junior Member
So basically every worldstar fight video
*MALIA OBAMA tiptoes quietly into the residential wing of the White House. Lights are dim. A thin layer of nervous guilt can be seen on her face before quicly being replaced by a look of resolve.*
*SASHA OBAMA is standing in the kitchen doorway, looking absolutely gleeful.*
SASHA: Oooooohhhh, you in troubleeeee
MALIA: Shut up!
SASHA: Mama saw you. Flashin yo booty with that white girl.
MALIA: Sasha shut up! Last time I checked I turned 18 two months ago. I'm grown. I can do what I want.
*A chuckle can be heard directly behind MALIA. She turns slowly*
MICHELLE: Oh oh oh, I see. So you grown now?
*MICHELLE OBAMA steps forward. MALIA instinctively steps back, stays silent. SASHA stays in the doorway*
MICHELLE: Well, since you're so grown now, c'aint nobody tell you what to do...where you sleepin tonight? You got your own place, right?
*MALIA stammers*
MICHELLE: Oh, that's right, you sleepin here. Well, how about this..since you Miss Independent now...tomorrow is the first of the month, so when should I expect a check for your share of the rent for this White-ass-House? How 'bout that cable bill?
*At some point, BARACK OBAMA had come to stand behind SASHA in this kitchen doorway*
BARACK: Michelle, baby, I got this--
MICHELLE: Oh no no. Barack, Miss Malia here is grown now. So we should talk woman-to-woman about that HAIR APPOINTMENT she's now going to be paying for, since she wants to be out here shakin ass in these streets...
SASHA: *chuckles*
This is some good shit <3
bobbychalkers
Member
My summer fling with my closest friend is Over, prettay good tho
Sister Act 3: New Seoul
Gordon Shumway
Banned
Ha!
Lootcrate made a spoof trailer. Quentin Tarantino's Suicide Squad.
For those that would rather Youtube it..
For those that would rather Youtube it..
FeenixRising
Banned
Can get enough of this
Accurate.
Marge was a Louisiana Creole after all, just light skin.
And in other news
Draymond Green out here sending dick pics to his snapchat followers. The Warriors organization is devoid of morals and values I tell ya.
andthebeatgoeson
Junior Member
This dude is about to lose it
Morning gents.
Yep.
Oh my. ❤️Black cosplay time?
Confusion Illusion
Banned
Black cosplay time?
My oh my.
FeenixRising
Banned
I am accepting of people of all backgrounds/nationalities/cultures... whatever whatever.
BUT.
Here in Murica, we have a thing called soap. I'm over here eyes watering about to die dealing with these customers. Over here trying to talk to me while I'm struggling to find some incense to light.
BUT.
Here in Murica, we have a thing called soap. I'm over here eyes watering about to die dealing with these customers. Over here trying to talk to me while I'm struggling to find some incense to light.
Emperor_EL
Member
Stacey Dash is in Sharknado 4. I expect Black Twitter to be filled with GIFs of her death.
andthebeatgoeson
Junior Member
These niggas can't wash themselves, can't clean, can't slice sandwiches, you expect em to know how to make a salad
Alligatorjandro
Banned
Fuck salad
But they save their ps4s from a fire
NipplesAndToes23
Member
Nah, I haven't seen any of those.
Frank Herbert's Dune.
The Magicians by Lev Grossman, one of the books I enjoyed most this month.
FeenixRising
Banned
Fan fics. You're technically shipping yourself to a location via plane, might as well ship something while you're at it.
Alligatorjandro
Banned
American Gods
Twitter is such a fuckin double-edged sword.
lol @ the top five for that contest, thought it was different pictures of the same girl at first.
Gordon Shumway
Banned
How do you fuck up cutting a sandwich or just general hygiene? Oh..
Look, a shower a week is fine when it is cold. I mean obviously I go up to two or maybe even two plus a handwash in the summer, jeez.
Gordon Shumway
Banned
Eat your vegetables
Confusion Illusion
Banned
Nah Nah...not fine. Some people are just fucking filthy.
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