MILES MORALES LOOKIN LIKE HE FREESTYLIN OVER SWAY IN THE MORNINGS 5 FINGERS OF DEATH ALL OVER STEVE ROGERS CREDIBILITY!
Miles looking like he bout to dead not my Captain America talk.
Miles looking like he serving Steve Dennys Early Bird retirement special.
Miles looking like he bout to hand Steve Rogers the severance pay, pink slip, the life alert.
Miles looking like he caught Steve flashing the wrong gang sign for Hydra.
Miles looking like he coming for Caps cap.
Miles looking like he fed up being Bendis mouth piece for progressive race views from the landfill.
Miles looking like he bout to Super Smash Bros Steve with his own controller.
Miles looking like he bout to retell this shit in a Charlie Murphy voice sayin,
I CAME DOWN WITH IT LIKE THIS! SO IT HURT MORE.
Miles lookin like he reciting the whole hook from Ether.
Miles lookin like he couldnt find a mic to drop so Steves shield will do.
Miles lookin like he bout to do it for the Vine and the culture.
Miles lookin like he was going to reconsider but someone shouted WORLD STAR!
Miles lookin like he been waiting to go CM Punk pipe bomb on Steve, saying, Steve Rogers while you lay there hopefully as uncomfortably as you possibly can be, theres something I got to get off my chest. I dont hate you Steve, I dont even dislike you. I hate this idea that youre the best. Because youre not
Miles saying, My Captain America Black and his shield is round.
Miles saying, LOOK AT ME, IRISH! IM DEE CAPTAIN NOW.
Miles saying, Thatll do pig. Thatll do
Id quote Old Yeller but I was born in the 00s.
Miles saying, Hail Hydra, right?! Then rep yo set then!
Miles saying, ON YOUR FN LEFT.
Miles saying, *while shaking his head*
Steve Rogers thinking, I didnt get iced for this shit.
Steve thinking, No no no wait, my best friend is Black.
Steve thinking, Oh my, Chris Evans, here comes the 187.
Steve thinking, Trust us, they said. This sharp edge on the shield will be cool, they said.
Steve thinking
Steve Rogers bout to go into that void.
Steve Rogers bout to limbo all the way down to limbo.
Steve Rogers bout to walk into heaven and see Bill Foster and Rhodey playing spades at a table and hes gonna look for a seat and Bill gonna say, yeaaaaah, theres a shortage of chairs sooooo
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