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[Gordon Shumway]

Fuck off, Todd Solondz.

Splain, brother..please?

 

[Johndoey]

But my nephew told me i'm his cool uncle.

There's a deadly snake hiding in my room somehwere.
Let me make a thread of this first

Full page of burn it with fire memes and picture requests.

 

[akira28]

There's a deadly snake hiding in my room somehwere.
Let me make a thread of this first

don't even joke. I was cutting snakes up with a shovel just the other day.

 

[Professor Beef]

Are these the MTG equivalent of old Yugioh cards that were so powerful that they'd break the game?

Not really. MTG has always thrown in the odd card with an alternate win condition every few sets. A lot of times they don't get very far in actual tournaments, but they're still fun as hell to build around.

 

[Slayven]

I just transformed into my superpowered form to fight the monster, what do I do now Gaf?

 

[Dai101]

Why do so many people use GAF as a dear diary.

Larger audience than livejournal?

I will dread the day OT becomes comparable to Yahoo Answers.

It isn't already? wow.

 

[Malyse]

Splain, brother..please?

It's a still from an upcoming movie Weiner-Dog. White girls

Spoiler

probably hipster

wearing "I can't breathe" shirts can kick all the rocks. Fuck that, fuck the wardrobe crew, fuck the director, fuck the movie.

 

[Johndoey]

Gaf someone said I wasn't cool, what do I do now?

 

[shingi70]

Like I really want to post my problems in the OT just to see how people respond to the threesome one.

 

[Slayven]

GAF my coworker is mad because I smelled her chair after she got up, what do I do?

 

[Mizerman]

Gaf, I just heard some green noises in my sister's room. What do I do to save my PS4?

 

[Zaverious]

Speaking of Yu-Gi-Oh, I just found out that hand tattoo thing whatever was a smiley face.

Always tried to figure out what they were doing. Then I started looking at some old clips, Yami/King Atem would god damn kill you if Tea wouldn't butt in all the time.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Gaf I ate cheese what do

 

[Johndoey]

Gaf a bear is in my house, would should I do?

 

[Numb]

GAF my coworker is mad because I smelled her chair after she got up, what do I do?

misread that as smelled her hair
it's actually even crazier

 

[shingi70]

GAF my coworker is mad because I smelled her chair after she got up, what do I do?

Offer he to smell your chair.

Gaf, I just heard some green noises in my sister's room. What do I do to save my PS4?

Something something Incest is the best best, also ditch he PS4 for a PC.

 

[Malyse]

Gaf a bear is in my house, would should I do?

Distract her with video games and tumblr.

 

[Zaverious]

GAF my coworker is mad because I smelled her chair after she got up, what do I do?

I feel like this is a real thread.

 

[Slayven]

Gaf a bear is in my house, would should I do?

Give Isihi some honey and rub her tummy

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Gaf I ate dirty booty what I do

 

[shingi70]

Gaf a bear is in my house, would should I do?

*posts unsourced statistics of surviving bear attacks*

 

[EloquentM]

I feel like this is a real thread.

I'm sure we've had something close to that.

 

[Slayven]

I feel like this is a real thread.

We did have a thread where dude took creep pics of a girl in a liberay and asked for advice on talking to her. He did it with his 3DS

 

[Secret Fawful]

Gaf I can't wipe my butt on my own I need my diapee what do I do wahhhh.

 

[TangerineCloud]

We did have a thread where dude took creep pics of a girl in a liberay and asked for advice on talking to her. He did it with his 3DS

Jesus CHRIST.

 

[shingi70]

The craziest thing is reading the confession thread and realizing the shit dudes post in OT is tame in comparison.

 

[akira28]

GAF I am being eaten alive, should I react?

 

[Kreed]

It's a still from an upcoming movie Weiner-Dog. White girls

Spoiler

probably hipster

wearing "I can't breathe" shirts can kick all the rocks. Fuck that, fuck the wardrobe crew, fuck the director, fuck the movie.

He also adds a rare autobiographical touch with Danny DeVito as a film-school prof in New York; Solondz is open about the dismal realities of being a name director who has to teach to pay the bills. The social-activist students in their "I can't breathe" shirts congratulate themselves on being progressive while casting the only one of their teachers who still cares about narrative as a washed-up relic. It hurts, but it's also what is consistently perfect about Solondz's films: his ability to poke holes in liberal and p.c. culture while wrapping everything up in the disarming charm of a little wiener dog.

http://www.villagevoice.com/film/todd-solondz-s-wiener-dog-embarks-on-a-satiric-odyssey-8768806

Yeah pass.

 

[Numb]

GAF I am being eaten alive, should I react?

selfie
Make sure it's in full view

 

[Dai101]

GAF, my house is burning. Should i call the firemen? I don't want them to ruin my evening by turning off my ps4.

 

[akira28]

if you call the firemen you probably need to clean your room up a bit first, and its already on fire. Probably just easiest to let it burn

 

[Zaverious]

It isn't already? wow.

We dip into it every now and then. I'm just glad we aren't at TheColi and Bodybuilding misc forum levels. The fuckery and bro science be too much on them.

 

[Gordon Shumway]

lol..IT'S ALL SO REAL!

 

[Johndoey]

Gaf I bought two punds of gold on ebay for $50 dollars, is it legit?

 

[Numb]

Escaped cleaning house cos it burned down
Now if only my body burned down so i didnt need to shower

 

[excelsiorlef]

GAF my coworker is mad because I smelled her chair after she got up, what do I do?

Be happy that you dodged a bullet, clearly she's a bitch for getting angry. You deserve someone who wants you to love her sent.

 

[Dai101]

if you call the firemen you probably need to clean your room up a bit first, and its already on fire. Probably just easiest to let it burn

**just add a ps4, trash and a lot of fleas

 

[Zaverious]

Gaf my house is infested in fleas, will my PS4 be ok?

 

[Secret Fawful]

Just waiting for the GAF topic titled "I killed someone what do I do?" where the OP tries to justify murder.

 

[Numb]

Just waiting for the GAF topic titled "I killed someone what do I do?" where the OP tries to justify murder.

I'm waiting for the ''GAF i lost my kid while in line for X game. Should i leave my spot and go search?''

 

[Gordon Shumway]

Gaf my house is infested in fleas, will my PS4 be ok?

Crazy that this actually happened..

Just waiting for the GAF topic titled "I killed someone what do I do?" where the OP tries to justify murder.

And under the right circumstances, he'll have folks playing Kevin Lomax pro bono..

 

[Johndoey]

Just waiting for the GAF topic titled "I killed someone what do I do?" where the OP tries to justify murder.

People have already admitted to doing illegal shit in some of those threads so it's coming.

 

[Zaverious]

Just waiting for the GAF topic titled "I killed someone what do I do?" where the OP tries to justify murder.

"I can't believe you people demonizing OP for murdering a man and stealing his wallet. He's a fellow GAFFER for Christ's sake. Have a sense of community! He's out here making a living for himself."

 

[Gordon Shumway]

"I can't believe you people demonizing OP for murdering a man and stealing his wallet. He's a fellow GAFFER for Christ's sake. Have a sense of community! He's out here making a living for himself."

This sounds..off..

 

[Malyse]

What. I'd pay the ticket price to hear him sing those lines right in front of me. Literally why did he? ��

Pray for that mixtape to have it.

**just add a ps4, trash and a lot of fleas

And 4-6 piss bottles. Gallon size.

 

[Gordon Shumway]

lol..You should edit that panel to say "This is urine"

 

[akira28]

Be happy that you dodged a bullet, clearly she's a bitch for getting angry. You deserve someone who wants you to love her sent.

this is also too real.

 

[Numb]

Can't even wear muslim looking clothes without freaking someone out
Sigh

 

[Gordon Shumway]

Can't even wear muslim looking clothes without freaking someone out
Sigh

"Be safe out there, brother" said Gordon after 9/11..

 

[The Faceless Master]

Can't even wear muslim looking clothes without freaking someone out
Sigh

that ain't even surprising after the Italian Mathematician plane incident.