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[G-Fex]

Man I've been wanting to play NBA 2k11 again. I'm a lousy sports fan or else i'd actually catch basketball live.

 

[Parallax]

i remember this one dude busted out IRC usage charts to argue that true multitasking was not relevant.

irc charts? why

I remember that dude, he went hard on some lol comics shit.

i wish i could remember his name.

 

[DominoKid]

jordan vs fashion is the only battle he cant win.

space jam 2 should be an intergalactic runway show.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

What The F*** is Michael Jordan wearing? is one of my favorite tumblrs

“So, not only did Mike surprise Scottie for his 47th birthday, he did so in an 8x mock neck blazer and a pair of struggles!”

 

[DrFunk]

^^

http://store.nike.com/us/en_us/?l=shop,pdp,ctr-inline/cid-1/pid-681776

$550

STEP'N OUT

 

[Slayven]

What The F*** is Michael Jordan wearing? is one of my favorite tumblrs

“So, not only did Mike surprise Scottie for his 47th birthday, he did so in an 8x mock neck blazer and a pair of struggles!”

Still winning

 

[DominoKid]

lmao i almost brought that over here.
its so many things wrong w/ that jacket idk where to start.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

Why is that jacket so huge

Who is it for, Shaq? Look at dem sleeves, brah

 

[Supermanisdead]

wtf. michael stop dressing like a slob. jesus....

 

[Alligatorjandro]

All that money and cant buy decent clothes.

 

[Supermanisdead]

“I can get you four, five pair of these, fam. Discounted.”

 

[ViewtifulJC]

Please Mike, don't hurt 'em

You're the GOAT, you aint gotta dress like this, mayne

Either wear a V-neck or a blazer, NOT BOTH

 

[Supermanisdead]

Michael, noooooooooo

 

[ViewtifulJC]

"Ya'll don't like my khaki shorts? Fine, oversized, baggy khaki pants it is then"

 

[DominoKid]

*facepalm*

bobcats influenced mj swag is like a megaton of fail.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

goddamn

 

[Supermanisdead]

How are there so many pictures of this, but this is the first time I'm seeing it. Black Crusaders doing a damn good job of keeping it covered up. Expect that tumblr and all these posts to be deleted.

 

[BootlegSnackz]

Not exactly uplifting the race or anything, but oh God so funny

The music stinger at 1:01...I've got tears in my eyes now.

that first part about the foul was hilarious...had me on youtube all day and came across this one again (you've probably seen it before):

GETS ME EVERY TIME

 

[ViewtifulJC]

Not exactly uplifting the race or anything, but oh God so funny

The music stinger at 1:01...I've got tears in my eyes now.

"damn he punked you"

Good lord have mercy

 

[Jackben]

lmao i almost brought that over here.
its so many things wrong w/ that jacket idk where to start.

Is that a plastic handkerchief in the front pocket?

 

[Nakazato]

Reading the gaming side we should have a black gaf podcast with devo slay FM and Dy "thats not my baby" Nasty with special guests every week like timedoggy

 

[Jackben]

^^

http://store.nike.com/us/en_us/?l=shop,pdp,ctr-inline/cid-1/pid-681776

$550

STEP'N OUT

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

Reading the gaming side we should have a black gaf podcast with devo slay FM and Dy "thats not my baby" Nasty with special guests every week like timedoggy

I've been wanting to do a NBA-gaf weekly or bi-weekly chat thingy forever now.

 

[Professor Beef]

First topic for the podcast: PartTimeWarrior and his grits problem.

 

[ReiGun]

MJ's inability to dress himself is at least equal to his ball skills.

 

[GhettoGamer]

Boy y'all negeros got me dying over here, straight roasting MJ

 

[ViewtifulJC]

yo man, tell me why Mike walking around Barcelona lookin' like the dad from Gullah Gullah Island

look close, you can see Binyah Binyah Pollywog in the background

 

[G-Fex]

the rich can dress strangely cause they can afford to wear dem outfits.

 

[Parallax]

the rich can dress strangely cause they can afford to wear dem outfits.

i think its a the emperors new clothes thing. hes wearing incredibly stupid shit because noone wants to tell him hes wearing incredibly stupid shit.

 

[DominoKid]

Jordan is just a bamma.
He'd dress like that even if he was broke.
Only difference is that all his shit would come from Burlington Coat Factory instead of Jordan Brand.

 

[G-Fex]

i think its a the emperors new clothes thing. hes wearing incredibly stupid shit because noone wants to tell him hes wearing incredibly stupid shit.

I bet Larry Bird would tell him.

 

[GhettoGamer]

Why don't his sons put him on game? If that was my dad I would tell him regardless of his status.

 

[Jackben]

I respect that he tries out different looks even if a lot of them are bad. Plus I think a lot of the custom stuff originally came from a need to have most of his clothes custom since he's such a big guy. Obviously now he's got his own line but shit, if I was anything BUT his son I would never walk up and presume to tell him what to wear.

I like to think his personality is pretty much exactly as portrayed in Space Jam. Mostly clueless but still baller as fuck when necessary.

 

[Byakuya769]

Why don't his sons put him on game? If that was my dad I would tell him regardless of his status.

I've been clowning my dad for years, it just doesn't work.

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

Why don't his sons put him on game? If that was my dad I would tell him regardless of his status.

Sometimes older guys just don't give a fuck.

 

[G-Fex]

if my dad was still alive I'm sure I'd rag on him.

He dressed up like a golfer at his old age.

 

[DominoKid]

I like to think his personality is pretty much exactly as portrayed in Space Jam. Mostly clueless but still baller as fuck when necessary.

mj is an asshole in the way that most truly great people are.
the greatest baller ever, and the ultimate UNC trump card, but he's an asshole nonetheless.

 

[Zeus Molecules]

you realize mike's horrible fashion sense is likely due to the same arrogance that has led to the bobcats losing. Once he starts at least rocking some Armani the bobcats arent going .500

 

[Bay Maximus]

Sometimes older guys just don't give a fuck.

Especially when you got MJ money. Nika please, I got Hanes on.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

you realize mike's horrible fashion sense is likely due to the same arrogance that has led to the bobcats losing. Once he starts at least rocking some Armani the bobcats arent going .500

He's probably too cheap to buy Armani.

 

[G-Fex]

So...he probably doesn't wear Hanes then?

 

[Imm0rt4l]

I like to think his personality is pretty much exactly as portrayed in Space Jam. Mostly clueless but still baller as fuck when necessary.

I hear he's the biggest asshole you'll ever meet. I know this pretty young thang he used to smang.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

I hear he's the biggest asshole you'll ever meet.

Remember: Michael Jordan had more than a few touching championship celebrations, and we now know that Jordan is, without question, a Grade A Flaming Red Asshole. Michael Jordan is the black Daniel Plainview.

 

[Zeus Molecules]

He's probably too cheap to buy Armani.

same for fixing the Bobcats as well.

I mean I understand why he is cheap arguably a major secret to wealth accumulation is to be frugal. Look at how many owners in the league have financial issues due to paying to much to players. But dammit have some pride in your current endeavors like you use to your basketball career.

 

[Old Lace]

The Chamillionaire/Michael Jordan Story seems relevant right about now.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

Hell naw, i ain't takin' no pictures with no niggas

 

[RedSwirl]

Sometimes older guys people from North Carolina just don't give a fuck.

We've been through this shit people. Give us a break.

 

[PartTimeWarrior]

The Chamillionaire/Michael Jordan Story seems relevant right about now.

"Michael Jordon? He's one of the good darkies! I love the way he dresses!"

 

[The Faceless Master]

i was gonna do a post comparing MJ to Nas saying how it does't matter and he still won, but damn, some of those outfits... nah i gotta distance myself from Mike...

 

[MWS Natural]

Damn my thread got locked quick!