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The Black Culture Thread |OT2|

It's a shame I don't go to many mom and pop restaurants. I always stick to the typical popular places. It's mainly the area I'm in though. KFC, Applebees, Olive Garden, everything is so close by and I don't bother looking for the little whole in the wall places.
 

Jackben

bitch I'm taking calls.
Where do you live?
Kansas City, Missouri. Which used to be a major mob city back in the day so I'm sure there's something around I just haven't seen it yet.
Looking back at the times I had Olive Garden's Chicken Alfredo... with it's dry-ass-chicken (I couldn't decide where the hyphen would be more appropiate)
Ha ha, maaan. I usually go for the soup and salad.
Make some italian friends and eat at their house. Or maybe search for a legit mom & pop restaurant in your area. Google/Yelp will help you search.
Yeah I need to download yelp on my phone so I can get more ideas when I decide to eat out.
 
It's a shame I don't go to many mom and pop restaurants. I always stick to the typical popular places. It's mainly the area I'm in though. KFC, Applebees, Olive Garden, everything is so close by and I don't bother looking for the little whole in the wall places.

I understand, I'm a broke college kid with little free time. McDonalds or Chili's makes sense for a quick meal more often than not.

You got to treat yourself sometimes though, Yelp is your friend.
 
There's this hot cougar who reads 50 shades of grey literally right at the bar where I frequent these days, all while drinking some kind of liquor.

Could the bait be any bigger? It's almost too obvious.

What say you GAF?

And before you ask, she's vanilla. You know how we do.
 

DrFunk

not licensed in your state
There's this hot cougar who reads 50 shades of grey literally right at the bar where I frequent these days, all while drinking some kind of liquor.

Could the bait be any bigger? It's almost too obvious.

What say you GAF?

And before you ask, she's vanilla. You know how we do.

Sounds like opportunity
 

DominoKid

Member
There's this hot cougar who reads 50 shades of grey literally right at the bar where I frequent these days, all while drinking some kind of liquor.

Could the bait be any bigger? It's almost too obvious.

What say you GAF?

And before you ask, she's vanilla. You know how we do.

i bet she knows everything.










EVERYTHING!

would smash for the exp.
 

Jackben

bitch I'm taking calls.
Can you smell that, FaZe? That's the scent of opportunity. It's like when you crack open the fridge to take a drink from a milk carton of dubious origin. Is it curdled or not? Sometimes you just don't know until you take a swig.
 
Can you smell that, FaZe? That's the scent of opportunity. It's like when you crack open the fridge to take a drink from a milk carton of dubious origin. Is it curdled or not? Sometimes you just don't know until you take a swig.

Seems like a nice segway to smells during sex.

That awkward moment when you thought you were taking a girls pants off when in actuality you were opening the baboons cage at the zoo.
 
There's this hot cougar who reads 50 shades of grey literally right at the bar where I frequent these days, all while drinking some kind of liquor.

Could the bait be any bigger? It's almost too obvious.

What say you GAF?

And before you ask, she's vanilla. You know how we do.

Go for it. Just don't be surprised if she asks you to take out her tampon or something, some of the stuff in the book is... questionable.
 
Yeah, I wanted to see what its about. If shes basing the sex purely off the book I can't imagine it would be good. I feel like the author doesn't even watch porn or something and just typed in kinky on Google with safe search on. The main girl is as stiff as Kim K and comes on "command" so take that as you want. But there are some good things about it, they are just few and far between.
 

ecurbj

Member
They must have been looking for a reason to fire her for the longest or something, because that's some bullshit.
That's what I was going to say. It seems like all she did was defend against the fact that its not cancer for her short hair but her ethnic hairstyle. She probably was at the top of the totem pole and they were afraid of her skill set setting her up for a higher position.

Stupid, stupid, stupid. Anything to get the African American community down.
 

Jackben

bitch I'm taking calls.
Stuff like that really pisses me off, moreso because the people that do that kind of thing to get rid of their employees are always hiding behind a veneer of corporate bullshit. Something technical like "any kind of response on social media is forbidden" and they are just now conviniently enforcing said policy because they are full of shit.

Speaking of rage, I still need to read Dreams fake confessions thread. Might have to put it off though as it sounded a lot worse and I already have a headache.
 
Two years ago my wife and I went as Christina Ricci and Sam Jackson in "Black Snake Moan". Had her on a chain in public on a way to a buddy's party and everything. Some of the looks we got on the way to his apartment were beyond salty, I legitimately thought I might have to fight somebody before we arrived.

It was AWESOME.

That's amazing, please PM the costume details I will so do this next year.
 

DominoKid

Member
Moris, what's up with your lakers man

they're terrible

Oldbe (;_;) cant make up for the rest of our players inability to do anything.
other than Kobe, nobody can make shots and nobody can create them either.
just have to hope it gets better when Nash/Paussy come back. the idea is that better offense -> less shitty defense.
 

RedSwirl

Junior Member
I'm starting to think it's a problem that the general public in this country doesn't know what black women have to go through just to keep their hair looking "normal." A PSA on that would be nice.
 

lordmrw

Member
It's not hyperbole. FFXIII-2 is an extremely well done time traveling RPG that handles multiple timelines and alternate outcomes really well. Playing through 13 isn't necessary, you can get the gist of the storyline via wikipedia or youtube, and you're good to go. The story really doesn't connect with FFXIII TOO much, but you'll want to understand who certain people are. Hope plays a big role here for instance, but strangely enough Lightning is barely in it.

Things I liked about it:

*FFXIII took about 20 hours to get going. this one drops you immediately into the action without a lot of tutorials and handholding.

*Noel and Serah are your two mains, and you have the ability to customize their fighting style (based on the "roles" seen in FFXIII) to your liking. There's weapon customization here also, and it's not hilariously broken like it was in the previous game. Weapons are easily obtainable and easily upgraded. Someone else mentioned Noel is the best hero since Zidane- I don't really agree, but Noel and Serah are pretty likable and don't grate on me to the extent that FFXIII's cast did (sans Sazh, who was awesome.)

*Your third party member is a monster character i.e. pokemon, and these all have different fighting styles. They can be switched out mid-combat as well with a couple of other ones, so your potential party is pretty large. Monsters can also be fused and cannibalized into other monsters to mix and match abilities. I didn't think I'd like the monster characters as much as i did. There's also the option to have returning characters from FFXIII in the third slot, if you're feeling nostalgic.

*It's extremely nonlinear. Its packed full of sidequests that require timehopping between timelines and locales to solve, and there are a TON of puzzles of a fairly wide variety. One that I'm particularly fond of has you manipulating the weather on a certain stage, changing the layout and enemies in the process. There's also a couple of quiz games (one is well hidden) that I thought were pretty fun.

*There's a monster arena that's full of hard ass optional bosses- some are party members from FFXIII that join you when you beat them, some are callbacks to bosses from previous FF games. Gilgamesh, Ultros, and Omega Weapon can be fought here, and will join you as a third party member if you can beat them.

*much like chrono trigger, postgame allows you to go back and beat bosses you couldn't beat the first time around, leading to "paradox endings" that change the outcome of the game. unlike chrono trigger, there's no need to play through the entire game again to see these, you can simply select an era, "rewind" time to undo your actions that took place, and play through it again as if no one has met you yet. Pretty clever.

Things I didn't like:

*The storyline is typical jrpg silliness, nothing special here. The standard tropes are in full force.

*It's not as hard as the previous game. you can probably cruise through it without too much difficulty, optional bosses aside. Of course, picking a weaker third party member ups the difficulty.

*DLC! there's a lot of it, most of which are costumes and whatnot, but the arena bosses are sadly part of this too. I'm not a fan, but again none of it is necessary to get the most out of the game. it's all bonus.

It can be had for 20 bucks new or less these days, there's literally no reason not to pick it up if you're a fan. Just about every single complaint with FFXIII was addressed here and done well.

All this Final Fantasy talk is making me look forward to January when I play through Final Fantasy 1-10 +Tactics again in preparation for FF month on my website. It's been years since I've replayed some of these games so I'm looking forward to it.
 

akira28

Member
I don't know. She'll probably just lay there and take it. That or whip out the leather.

There's some serious longing to be taken advantage of though.

You can do the role play later, once you're in. With you the inexperienced but eager young man, etc. But first you need to find out what her favorite scene from the book is.

That awkward moment when you thought you were taking a girls pants off when in actuality you were opening the baboons cage at the zoo.

No.
 
Moris, what's up with your lakers man

they're terrible

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