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[strobogo]

Homey, you ain't drunk. Get that shit outta here. If you were really drunk you would have made at least 5 threads by now.

 

[MikeBreezy92]

Niggas faking being drunk? He is drunk then lol

 

[Malyse]

Homey, you ain't drunk. Get that shit outta here. If you were really drunk you would have made at least 5 threads by now.

I've no intention of getting juniored. Being drunk doesn't make me a dumbass. I'm well aware of how much attention i draw to myself.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

Homey, you ain't drunk. Get that shit outta here. If you were really drunk you would have made at least 5 threads by now.

"who iz yur favorjte basketbll plaer"

 

[Malyse]

"who iz yur favorjte basketbll plaer"

Love you too

 

[RP912]

This thread man

 

[Retro_]

. I'm well aware of how much attention i draw to myself.

Then you know it's not really the good kind.

I don't dislike you bro, but lately you been hijacking this thread more than Jandro's avatar

 

[FeenixRising]

Yall muthafuckas need to light up some kush

 

[Malyse]

Then you know it's not really the good kind.

I don't dislike you bro, but lately you been hijacking this thread more than Jandro's avatar

Unfortunately and ironically, of late I'm not even doing so intentionally.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

One time I got drunk and woke up wearing a new shirt.

 

[Angelus Errare]

One time I got drunk and woke up wearing a new shirt.

Lies, horses don't wear shirts.

 

[Trey]

One time I got drunk and woke up wearing a new shirt.

I believe they change you when you're passed out in the cult of Brady.

 

[Malyse]

One time I got drunk and woke up wearing a new shirt.

 

[Retro_]

Ok now it's about even

 

[Gordon Shumway]

One time I got drunk and woke up wearing a new shirt.

Where you at, Gator Bro? If you south, we can have a drink..

Spoiler

not out the troth, you assholes..also, I'm drunk.

Damn, dream..that's some evil..

 

[Alligatorjandro]

I believe they change you when you're passed out in the cult of Brady.

That's better then passing out because of the fuck ass bills

 

[Trey]

This thread is officially the shady hole in the wall that everyone goes to in order to nurse their buzz and/or high after last call.

And it's only 7pm.

 

[Village]

Lies, horses don't wear shirts.

They are learning

 

[Malyse]

Where you at, Gator Bro? If you south, we can have a drink..

Spoiler

not out the troth, you assholes..also, I'm drunk.

Damn, dream..that's some evil..

Yo? You good bro? My family keeping you in our prayers…

Spoiler

ive always been evil

 

[Oldschoolgamer]

Yall muthafuckas need to light up some kush

Good idea, really.

 

[Slayven]

Weed never effected me

 

[ViewtifulJC]

Weed never effected me

need brain cells for it really work

 

[Trey]

That's better then passing out because of the fuck ass bills

You have to wake up every day knowing you cherish cheaters and degenerates, and that your team is emblematic of the corrupt tenure of Goodell's reign.

 

[strobogo]

You is your own worst enemy. It is true. I can tell this is true now.

 

[Malyse]

You is your own worst enemy. It is true. I can tell this is true now.

This @ me?

I mean I know self destructive. Why do you think I hate myself?

 

[Alligatorjandro]

You have to wake up every day knowing you cherish cheaters and degenerates, and that your team is emblematic of the corrupt tenure of Goodell's reign.

The American way

 

[Slayven]

need brain cells for it really work

Go back to Comic Gaf

 

[Furyous]

Since we on the subject on drunkeness:

Corey Holcomb has a youtube show. Thee Corey Holcomb has a reality show.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVPGWXncZoE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWd2bldZLHg

^^Someone send McDonna in as tank of the week to a certain hot fiya

Spoiler

starter

podcast.

Corey spits that go to hell truth. He's another ain't shit first ballot hall of famer.

 

[Retro_]

Weed never effected me

Yeah me to

 

[Massive Duck. C.M.]

It's a good day for a slight hangover.

That horse shirt tho

 

[Malyse]

Go back to Comic Gaf

He right doe. Or does weed work diffo for old folk?

 

[Boss Riovane]

Drunk typing is bullshit. Everything has spell check. You might use the wrong their/there/they're or mix up if/at/as kind of shit. Not ssdiiiejfie crosswalk Gorbachev nonsense.

Really motherfucker.........

thats the reason we got that gorbachev nonsense is because the shit autocorrected that way. That was the fucking point. Cmon pimp if you wanna throw shade do better. And for god sake call my motherfucking name out instead of this side eye shit.

 

[TheKaeptain]

I swear every time I see this shit I think it's this older cat named Johnathon that I had class with.

 

[Malyse]

Think I'm sober enough to drive. Pizza time!

 

[Boss Riovane]

Think I'm sober enough to drive. Pizza time!

Man you tripping. Stay your ass at home if you even slightly tipsy. Fuck driving while you been drinking. That shit aint cool. You asking for trouble.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

I swear every time I see this shit I think it's this older cat named Johnathon that I had class with.

Its like you know everyone

 

[Malyse]

Man you tripping. Stay your ass at home if you even slightly tipsy. Fuck driving while you been drinking. That shit aint cool. You asking for trouble.

But pizza.

Spoiler

might walk.

 

[Trey]

But pizza.

Spoiler

might walk.

I hear they deliver those nowadays.

 

[Furyous]

Think I'm sober enough to drive. Pizza time!

When was the last time you drank? You shouldn't drive the until you've rested the number of hours that you consumed in drinks. Example: six hours of whatever means you need to not drive for six hours. However, you grown live your life.

 

[strobogo]

Really motherfucker.........

thats the reason we got that gorbachev nonsense is because the shit autocorrected that way. That was the fucking point. Cmon pimp if you wanna throw shade do better. And for god sake call my motherfucking name out instead of this side eye shit.

Ok. Did you type something like that out on purpose? No. "Drunk" threads have people typing shit like that on purpose because lolimsowasted bullshit. If you want to get all grouchy, that's on you. I wasn't calling you out.

When was the last time you drank? You shouldn't drive the until you've rested the number of hours that you consumed in drinks. Example: six hours of whatever means you need to not drive for six hours. However, you grown live your life.

He didn't drink anything so he's fine to drive.

 

[Vermillion]

Ah, drunk posting. Always fun.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

Ah, drunk posting. Always fun.

do all kind of things you later regret. Like post in OT, or maybe do so very sus mannerisms in your new video

 

[Malyse]

When was the last time you drank? You shouldn't drive the until you've rested the number of hours that you consumed in drinks. Example: six hours of whatever means you need to not drive for six hours. However, you grown live your life.

I drank yesterday. I thought that was Friday.

Also, i make big drinks. I'm halfway through a fifth in three drinks.

 

[J10]

The other day I absentmindedly stepped into the shower with my shirt still on. I was sober.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

 

[strobogo]

 

[RP912]

The other day I absentmindedly stepped into the shower with my shirt still on. I was sober.

Well I took off an invisible shirt trying to get into my shower....so I know the feeling.

 

[Slayven]

Man Joker is one of the most boring comic characters ever.

 

[Malyse]

The other day I absentmindedly stepped into the shower with my shirt still on. I was sober.

A. Belated welcome back
B. I've never done a "dumb" deunk thing.

 

[J10]

Man Joker is one of the most boring comic characters ever.