THE ROJO CALIENTE GUT CHECK CHALLENGE (1 point each)
Will Microsoft present a VR demonstration on stage? No
Will Mark Cerny speak? Yes
Will Dante make a joke? No
Will there be a dragon at the Microsoft press conference? Yes
Will there be an apparent love interest within the presentation for the new Wolfenstein? No
Will Nintendo unveil a new peripheral for the Switch? Yes
Will Spyro make a non-Skylanders appearance? No
Will an original Xbox-era Microsoft-owned franchise be revived? Yes
Will we see more than 4 unreleased games feature a double jump? Yes
Will Kratos acquire a red orb? No
Will we witness the death of a ninja? No
Will Bowser speak a fully voice-acted sentence? No
Will the final game presentation of Ubisofts press conference feature violence? Yes
Will Michael Jordan be shown in NBA Live? No
Will there be falling snow in the reveal of the new Forza game? Yes
Will we see a lickers tongue? No
Will any fictional character apologise for keeping us waiting? (Best question) No
Will Count Dooku be shown? Yes
If I'm typing out Project Scorpio's announced name, will I have to press the spacebar more than once? No
Will we see any men crying in a video game? Yes
Will anyone on a bicycle fall over? Yes
Will Gundahar reveal himself? No
DEGENERATE QUARTET QUESTIONS (1 point each)
Will the Scorpio controller have any changes other than colour and insignia? No
Will we see a Belmont during the Nintendo Spotlight? No
Will Crackdown 3 be given a release date? Yes
Will Wolverine reveal himself? Yes
Will Shawn Layden wear a shirt featuring a video game character? Yes
Will we hear Imagine Dragons on Sunday? Yes
Will a Coin be Collected? Yes
Will we see a new playable character in an Evil Within sequel? Yes
Will Microtransactions be shown? Yes
Will we see a skateboard? Yes
SHOWDOWN (2 points each):
How many letters will be in the first and last name of the final presenter with the most letters in their first and last name? 14
Excluding montages, at what time will Spider-Man be shown? 7:00
At the end of E3, what will the price difference be between Project Scorpio and PS4 Pro? (No price announced, bets are void) $50
DOUBLE DOWN ON DON 2x2 points (4 points)
X to the power of Y
X value is every-time a ball carrier makes a spin move to avoid a tackle
Y value is when the ball carrier makes a hurdle move
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FINAL BET (6 points)
The lights dim. A hush rolls across the audience of the Sony conference like a gentle breeze in the night. A bell ringing is heard on screen, like one might here during a boxing match. Suddenly, the silhouettes of Parappa, Nathan Drake and Fat Princess appear on-screen, before we seen footage of the sequel to Playstation All-Stars Battle Royale, featuring new playable characters such as Aloy, Vibri from Vib-Ribbon, the Pomeranian from Tokyo Jungle, and most importantly...Crash Bandicoot.
Lock. It. In.