This show's gonna suck.
I'm seeing a lot of the same patterns that Arrow has. Iris is already being played as the fragile, delicate female that male characters (or atleast most certainly her father, but given Barry's agreement, I'm guessing he's not far behind) patronizingly feel she requires and is under their protection regardless of her will, knowledge, or consent. He got in the way of her career and even though she's a grown ass adult, she feels the need to hide her boyfriend from him. And the whole "don't tell iris" thing...like, Barry hasn't even met anyone yet, he doesn't have any enemies and the weather guy was either killed or captured. And he's the motherfucking flash now, he can run 700 mph, who the fuck can conceivably go after him? He doesn't even know about the other metahumans. Why is he even assuming that a villain will go after her, instead of him, or anyone else? Where would a villain even have that kind of information about his personal life to know Iris is the person he cares about most?
Because it's CW, and they know they are going to do with her as a character. They're going to make her damsel in distress, she's going to fail several times whenever she tries to take things into her own hands....this is par for course for what happens with Arrow. And gawd, the drama with her, I can see it coming already. Barry is going to get closer to the Star Labs girl, and that's when she'll realize *gasp* maybe she does like Barry as more than a brother for the first time. I'll wear a flash avatar for a month if I'm wrong. Good on them for making them black, I guess. It fills the diversity quota and I don't think I remember the last time the main couple was an interracial one. I appreciate the diversity, if nothing else.
Anyway, Barry is going to annoy me a lot, I can tell you that right now. Because he's smarter (or supposed to be) than the writers are capable of writing, which just means there's stupid shit to come. The best example is the opening crime scene, where they do the sherlock thing to try and show how smart he is. And I don't mean sherlock thing as in "They're just showing he's smart at deduction", I mean they straight up plagerized the scene from A Study in Pink, or atleast their own bastardized version of it.
Okay, the thing about smart people is that they don't just 'know' things. It may seem like that when you meet someone who is an expert in a particular craft that in which you are a novice, but when they work, the answers don't merely pop into their head, it's experience guides them to make insights they wouldn't know otherwise. That's why the scene the Flash writers are plagerizing is so impressive. Sherlock writers had intentionally had him go over each piece, and even give pop up information about the specific details he is noticing, but they don't immediately give the audience the answer. They wait a few minutes, Sherlock even encourages everyone to give it their best try. this is done intentionally because the audience at this point has all the knowledge of the case that Sherlock has and could easily come to the same conclusion sherlock does if we just think about it enough. That is raw, organic intelligence at work. That's how you write a smart character.
That is a stark difference between that and looking at a tire mark and pulling an answer out of thin air. To do that, he must have a LOT of experience with cars to draw on. Like, an insane, encyclopedic amount that not even my friends who are car enthusiasts could hope to touch, which is definitely not how the episode characterized him, given how it specifically stated he didn't have a car. In fairness, an argument could be made that perhaps he's familiarized himself enough with detective work that he can spot car patterns through the fact that he examined various cases where he used this. That's...not likely, but fine, maybe he's worked a lot of cases where the tracks are involved and he is familiar with the practice. That argument could be made....
That argument, however, is defeated by the fact that he can apparently also identify animal poop by smell. Just.....
Oh my god. I can just imagine how much the writers must have been patting themselves on the back for finding such a clever way of characterizing Barry's intelligence, when all they did was imply, because this is the only plausible way for Barry to know this, that he must have spent hours, weeks... MONTHS even... literally sniffing
shit after shit from various animals just in case there came such a time he needed to identify a clue by what kind of poop it left.
And then there's the technobabble. Anyway, this is more of a pet peeve, but...look, there are right ways and wrong ways to write technobabble. For reference on how to do it right, does anyone remember that scene in Avengers where the possessed doctor talks to Loki about the tesseract? Or when Tony and Bruce talk to each other about the dimensional portals? They're not just talking bullshit. That's actual science. And they had far more leeway in making shit up for convienence since they were dealing with alien technology, but they didn't, because they gave a shit about respecting the audiences intelligence. Flash's technobabble is annoying because they are so obviously talking about nothing whatsoever. "What does the particle accelerator do?" "Well, okay, do you see this dot? that's what we know. And do you see this circle? that's what we'll learn!" "...so we'll know more? No, shit. That's every experiment ever. What is this thing actually going to do though?" "Did you not see the dot?" In particular, I had to laugh at that bit at the end about dark matter being 'theoretical'. They could have atleast gave it a better name than Particle Accelerator. Particle accelerators actually exist. Particle accelerators are in the monitor you are using to read this post on. I'm not even a physicist, I literally took 3 seconds to google it to make sure it's bullshit. If they atleast claimed it's a unique thing, they could make up anything they wanted to about it.
And I try not to rag on the effects too much, but...yeah, they're really not very good. This show isn't off to a good start overall. I can see the imprints of the worst of Arrow, and plenty of new little tortures devised just for me because I'm the kind of guy that actually doesn't like to be treated like an idiot. Maybe a decent villain in this can salvage it, but I don't see it happening.