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PRAISE HER BARBADIAN LIGHT!
People say good things come from small, insignificant places, and how! Her Rihyal Highness The Bajan Queen has shown us what it means to FIND LOVE.
Talk That Testament 1:1 states:
Where Have You Been, my loyal servants? Rejoice under the Symphonies of the Caribbean and you, too, may Cheer (Drinks To That)
The Immaculate Joy that only SHE can deliver is spellbinding and powerful enough to send mere mortals into a temporary state of AMNESIA. What IS my name? I have no clue, but the answer lies within HER LIGHT.
We can ONLY PRAY, and PRAY for HER LOVE, HER FORGIVENESS. PRAY for the UNMITIGATED WARMTH and CARESS that comes out of HER VERY GENEROUS BOSOM.
Peace, my friends, Peace. That is all HER RIHTEOUSNESS asks for!
Bleß
Nothing makes me feel closer to God than basking in her Barbarian light. She is the Banjo Queen. Queen of CHARTS; Queen of HEARTS.
I RIHELISE my wrongs and RIHPENT all of my SINS.
BEHOLD. SHE IS COMING IN THE CLOUDS.
SecretMoblin
Member
Hm.
In that case, I'll need some time.
The world is not yet ready for the kind of love I'm about to give to the true Queen of Pop.
Edit:
STAY OUT OF THIS MARIAH
In that case, I'll need some time.
The world is not yet ready for the kind of love I'm about to give to the true Queen of Pop.
Edit:
STAY OUT OF THIS MARIAH
SecretMoblin
Member
lol "morals"
I actually had no idea why they were doing it; I've been out and about for a few hours (mowing and weeding at my grandmother's, then mowing at home, then talking the neighbor's husky on a walk around the neighborhood...), and I missed how it got started.
But still. There is no good reason for Rihanna stanning.
Nemesis_
Member
InTheZone must have body from here to Canada to get KOODO to change his tune on Rihanna...
Rocket Punch
Member
We can't hear you guys over her majestic angelical voice.
SecretMoblin
Member
haha this is almost better than the tragically brief robyn discussion
I'll whip up a post overnight and post it
InTheZone is a singer?
Rocket Punch
Member
LMAO, I can't keep it straight... oh lawd.
Nemesis_
Member
Phonomezer
Banned
Ladies, gather around.
Let's join hands and say the Lord's Prayer.
Our Queen who art in Barbados
Hallowed be your fame
Thy album come
Thou number one
On Earth as it is in heaven.
Give us this our daily .gif
And forgive our shady trespasses
As we forgive those who shade against you
And lead us not into menstruation
But deliver us from domestic violence
For thine is the voice
The power, and the talent
For ever and ever
Amen.
Let's join hands and say the Lord's Prayer.
Our Queen who art in Barbados
Hallowed be your fame
Thy album come
Thou number one
On Earth as it is in heaven.
Give us this our daily .gif
And forgive our shady trespasses
As we forgive those who shade against you
And lead us not into menstruation
But deliver us from domestic violence
For thine is the voice
The power, and the talent
For ever and ever
Amen.
SecretMoblin
Member
I love refreshing this page
Rocket Punch
Member
OMFG LMFAO Pho...
But WaiT, there is more
would you be surprised that Battleship isn't her first movie, as she made a cameo with A list George Clooney
Adele being so kind even as a child, here she is seen feeding little Rihanna
Gwen Stefani meeting Rihanna backstage at the Loud tour
Leona Lewis and Rihanna prepping for their collab
Rihanna is sure respected by celebrities of all kind, your fave wishes she could
would you be surprised that Battleship isn't her first movie, as she made a cameo with A list George Clooney
Adele being so kind even as a child, here she is seen feeding little Rihanna
Gwen Stefani meeting Rihanna backstage at the Loud tour
Leona Lewis and Rihanna prepping for their collab
Rihanna is sure respected by celebrities of all kind, your fave wishes she could
Nemesis_
Member
Let it be clear I never agreed to... this.
Now I'm scared
You actually did it? ;_;
Need proof
SecretMoblin
Member
Oh.
Well in that case...
*stops making GIFs for megapost
Well in that case...
*stops making GIFs for megapost
still waiting on the workout routine though
Rocket Punch
Member
Oh... well then
Justice must be served.
Justice must be served.
Crumpet Trumpet
Banned
WaiT.
I expect some rehosted images of the inthezone goods in my inbox after all this hoopla
I expect some rehosted images of the inthezone goods in my inbox after all this hoopla
SecretMoblin
Member
I'm still confused as to what even happened, and supposedly I was in the middle of it (well ITZ was, I guess).
I suppose I'll just go ahead as planned and he can do as he wants. I won't beg anymore. :/
I suppose I'll just go ahead as planned and he can do as he wants. I won't beg anymore. :/
Crumpet Trumpet
Banned
I'm such a fool
I can't believe I let you in my life
You broke the rules but I should have known you do it all the time
Though we were cool but then again who am I kidding
It's every players favourite crime, to make you feel
Like it's all real, when it's a lie
And I should have known
Crumpet Trumpet
Banned
This is why you shouldn't trust the Navy, their actions are the same as their fave
I've tasted the tea, and it is indeed true.
This is why you shouldn't trust the Navy, their actions are the same as their fave
Flaw Free?
You'll be pleased to know that I actually watched that first video you linked to. You'll be less happy to know that I wasn't particularly entertained by their child-like antics. I can't take them seriously as adults because they exactly like ten year old boys.
Agreed.
I'll never understand the sexual appeal of people who purposely act like infants.
And there goes the entire K-Pop industry...
Leona made a similar comment on a PM about them (er the new boy band kids and female K-POP stars) having a similar appeal of sickening cuteness and pre-adolescent immaturity.
Nemesis_
Member
Ollie Pooch
In a perfect world, we'd all be homersexual
Those guys are so wardrobe-managed it's like they just stepped out of a clothing catalogue shoot.
I DO NOT GET IT.
I DO NOT GET IT.
Their makeup looks very natural, too.
Crumpet Trumpet
Banned
At least the boybanders in the 90s looked like they could fertilize an ovary.
P.S. I read an article a while back about how the boyband boom of the 90s was the result of one man's sexual urges. It's kind of a scary rabbithole to explore though...there's an interview with someone from LFO that detailed how each one of the boybands had a member who "took one for the team" with Lou Pearlman in order to advance their careers. I had to take a shower after listening to that interview.
P.S. I read an article a while back about how the boyband boom of the 90s was the result of one man's sexual urges. It's kind of a scary rabbithole to explore though...there's an interview with someone from LFO that detailed how each one of the boybands had a member who "took one for the team" with Lou Pearlman in order to advance their careers. I had to take a shower after listening to that interview.
Ollie Pooch
In a perfect world, we'd all be homersexual
It's the new market - twink lovers.
At least the boybanders in the 90s looked like they could fertilize an ovary.
P.S. I read an article a while back about how the boyband boom of the 90s was the result of one man's sexual urges. It's kind of a scary rabbithole to explore though...there's an interview with someone from LFO that detailed how each one of the boybands had a member who "took one for the team" with Lou Pearlman in order to advance their careers. I had to take a shower after listening to that interview.
I recall reading that. Why would you remind me of it? =(
It's not the twink part that bothers me (I am one!); it's the boy-ish immaturity.
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