Edmond Dantès
Dantès the White
Full version of Blunt the Knives
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWuQeh9QnWA
Chip the glasses and crack the plates!
Blunt the knives and bend the forks!
That's what Biblio Boggins hates -
Smash the bottles and burn the corks!
Cut the cloth and tread the fat!
Pour the milk on the pantry floor!
Leave the bones on the bedroom mat!
Splash the wine on every door!
Dump the crocks in a boiling bowl;
Pound them up with a thumping pole;
And when you've finished, if any are whole,
Send them down the hall to roll!
That's what Biblio Boggins hates!
So, carefully! Carefully with the plates!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWuQeh9QnWA
Chip the glasses and crack the plates!
Blunt the knives and bend the forks!
That's what Biblio Boggins hates -
Smash the bottles and burn the corks!
Cut the cloth and tread the fat!
Pour the milk on the pantry floor!
Leave the bones on the bedroom mat!
Splash the wine on every door!
Dump the crocks in a boiling bowl;
Pound them up with a thumping pole;
And when you've finished, if any are whole,
Send them down the hall to roll!
That's what Biblio Boggins hates!
So, carefully! Carefully with the plates!