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[JadedWriter]

I think real gaffers poke fun at other peoples suffering in threads, or whatever. I don't make them either.

fair enough, but i'm wondering how does that work for girls? like I get a penis, since it props up, like wouldnt that like put a lot of strain on the person neck?

I saw a Kat Young and Brooke Sky video regarding this very thing. Eventually they had to park the car so to not die.

 

[FeenixRising]

I think real gaffers poke fun at other peoples suffering in threads, or whatever. I don't make them either.

I saw a Kat Young and Brooke Sky video regarding this very thing. Eventually they had to park the car so to not die.

and that is why I had to put a pause on their escapade.

we were on the Capital Beltway.

 

[JadedWriter]

and that is why I had to put a pause on their escapade.

we were on the Capital Beltway.

Makes more sense when you put it that way.

 

[Daemul]

try being in the back of your own car when that shit goes down.

6 hour drive up north. Friend wants to take my car since it's nicer, but she wants to drive... and her girlfriend in the passenger seat. So I'm in the back of my own car....

I fall sleep laying down , maybe about two hours later I wake up and lo and behold. That shit didn't register at first because I thought she was picking something up, then I thought

then it hit me like a ton of bricks

"WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS IN MY CAR?!?!?!"

I wouldn't have said shit and just pretended to be asleep lol. There's times when you speak and times when you don't, that was one of those times when you don't say shit.

 

[orochi91]

Oh I highly doubt Korra and Asami are at proper head level at night.

Glorious mental images right now XD

 

[Daemul]

more importantly...why didnt you make a gaf thread when it happened?

A thread? On GAF? The very place where people are currently discussing whether they would have sex with a mermaid? Pfft, yeah, hell no.

 

[FeenixRising]

I wouldn't have said shit and just pretended to be asleep lol. There's times when you speak and times when you don't, that was one of those times when you don't say shit.

uhh... they was drivin my car on DC's capital beltway. I had to say something, lmao! How am I gonna explain to my insurance company how the fuck I wrecked my car xD I took a risk letting her drive it in the first place

 

[Daemul]

uhh... they was drivin my car on DC's capital beltway. I had to say something, lmao! How am I gonna explain to my insurance company how the fuck I wrecked my car xD I took a risk letting her drive it in the first place

I had to look up the capital beltway since I'm not American, and yeah, I can see why you put an end to that.

But hey, atleast you can saw something in person, which most guys can only dream about being able to witness, right?

YOLO

 

[JadedWriter]

A thread? On GAF? The very place where people are currently discussing whether they would have sex with a mermaid? Pfft, yeah, hell no.

Not just a mere mermaid, but a reverse mermaid, with proper artwork for reference.

 

[FeenixRising]

I had to look up the capital beltway since I'm not American, and yeah, I can see why you put an end to that.

But hey, atleast you can saw something in person, which most guys can only dream about being able to witness, right?

YOLO

lol

We all lived together for a while so I've seen my fair share of things.

Spoiler

did my fair share of things too which I'm ashamed of, but this is not the story of FeenixRising's life so I'd rather not get into it in this thread

 

[JadedWriter]

lol

We all lived together for a while so I've seen my fair share of things.

Spoiler

did my fair share of things too which I'm ashamed of, but this is not the story of FeenixRising's life so I'd rather not get into it in this thread

The Feenix isn't the only thing that rises...

 

[SystemBug]

man this is the best OT since this is our own little club house

 

[FeenixRising]

The Feenix isn't the only thing that rises...

this thread isn't about mah life, if yall really want to know more then get at me offline or something... iunno

 

[m_shortpants]

Not just a mere mermaid, but a reverse mermaid, with proper artwork for reference.

I went on record stating my preference for regular mermaid

 

[JadedWriter]

I went on record stating my preference for regular mermaid

I wouldn't know what to choose. I love a nice ass with some good legs, but I also like a good set of hair and conversational skills.

man this is the best OT since this is our own little club house

Most of my posting history is KorraGaf. I hang out in some other threads, but they're not as fun as this one.

 

[FeenixRising]

Most of my posting history is KorraGaf. I hang out in some other threads, but they're not as fun as this one.

this.

 

[BKatastrophe]

I was 15 and raging with hormones when I first saw this scene.

The thirst was real

So true. Like, personality wise, Ty Lee is not my type. Physically though? Girl got that brown hair, big brown eyes, and them curves for days. Girl is fit.

the bath scene video was taken off youtube

Maybe it's too incestuous? I don't know, youtube are terrible with that at times.

Mako was a broke ass street urchin. She had no business bothering herself with him.

For one, I don't know why anyone would watch that scene. Straight incest is fucking gross. Hell, implied incest is gross, though I won't deny my love for the MILF/Teen combo porn. Also, if I learned anything from Aladdin, when you're a rich girl you leave and date a street urchin to piss off daddy. Then get married in the third movie, because some how your relationship isn't built on a sham any more. Asami and Mako had a realistic end, but I don't know why Asami wanted to get back with him. She knew the situation and knew what she was getting in to. There's no way she expected that second round to end well.

Seriously though, Jasmine is the worst Disney Princess next to Ariel. Absolutely the worst. Should try to be more like Merida.

 

[Lethe82]

I put it down to needing something after losing everything, even if it meant clinging to one of the people who fucked her over to begin with that hadn't as of yet fallen out of reach completely, like her father and company. Asami has a stupendously strong resolve in some ways, but she's only human.

 

[BKatastrophe]

I put it down to needing something after losing everything, even if it meant clinging to one of the people who fucked her over to begin with that hadn't as of yet fallen out of reach completely, like her father and company. Asami has a stupendously strong resolve in some ways, but she's only human.

Yeah but she pushed that way harder than Mako did. "You and Korra broke up? Awes-I mean aaaaaawwwww."

 

[Daemul]

Not just a mere mermaid, but a reverse mermaid, with proper artwork for reference.

I didn't spend more than a minute in that thread, so I thankfully don't know what a reverse mermaid is(though I could figure it out). GAF has some really weird topics sometimes.

 

[Hamlet]

Just noticed that this thread has now overtaken the number of posts in the The Legend of Korra: Book Two – Spirits |OT| shows how popular that book was ha.

 

[m_shortpants]

damn there are some amazing posts in the mermaid thread

 

[FeenixRising]

Just noticed that this thread has now overtaken the number of posts in the The Legend of Korra: Book Two – Spirits |OT| shows how popular that book was ha.

that avi tho

 

[Hamlet]

that avi tho

Back to my original. Now I don't have to stare at Meelo everytime I post now ha.

 

[BKatastrophe]

I wouldn't go reverse mermaid. Definitely your standard mermaid, although it'd have to be a selfless relationship on her part. How do you please a fish? Do I do like fish do and shoot my load on her eggs? Does that excite her, then?

This is the wrong thread for this, huh?

I've had a long day. Should I continue my playthrough of Kingdom Hearts Birth by Sleep HD, or do a quick 100% run of Super Mario 64?

 

[FeenixRising]

Back to my original. Now I don't have to stare at Meelo everytime I post now ha.

lol.

Back to your post though, I think it's because the show ended and we talk about a whole bunch of random stuff since then since they are taking forever with Avatar OT. I mean, it's either they hurry up with new OT so we can actually talk about well... Avatar stuff, or I can continue talking about my life story, lmao.

 

[Icyflamez96]

 

[BKatastrophe]

Needs more evil.

 

[JadedWriter]

Just noticed that this thread has now overtaken the number of posts in the The Legend of Korra: Book Two – Spirits |OT| shows how popular that book was ha.

That thread didn't have me around to trash it and bump the shit out of that thread either.

 

[m_shortpants]

That thread didn't have me around to trash it and bump the shit out of that thread either.

Oh man the apprehension at the end of that thread is palpatable. As in "this last season sucked, but the book 3 trailer looks good".

 

[Daemul]

Just noticed that this thread has now overtaken the number of posts in the The Legend of Korra: Book Two – Spirits |OT| shows how popular that book was ha.

174 pages is too much for that garbage season.

 

[Hamlet]

174 pages is too much for that garbage season.

Hey now the second half of it was a big improvement
Plus those Wan episodes alone are pretty fantastic

 

[JadedWriter]

Hey now the second half of it was a big improvement
Plus those Wan episodes alone are pretty fantastic

One of my favorite parts were the Unalaq movers. They are so styled after the Flash Gordon serials from the 30's, which is why I found them so funny.
If anybody here is a fan of the Persona games here's the new trailer:
Persona 5 Official Trailer

 

[FeenixRising]

I had my share of beef with Book 2, but it's not trash like a lot of people say... just the weakest season out of the 4. The stuff around Tenzin, Kya and Bumi are my favorite. Bumi really wasn't shit was the "welcome to the I let dad down club" line xD.

 

[JadedWriter]

I had my share of beef with Book 2, but it's not trash like a lot of people say... just the weakest season out of the 4. The stuff around Tenzin, Kya and Bumi are my favorite. Bumi really wasn't shit was the "welcome to the I let dad down club" line xD.

I will always champion the thought that the weakest part of Book 2 is the main cast itself...and them knocking several IQ points out of Lin.

 

[FeenixRising]

I will always champion the thought that the weakest part of Book 2 is the main cast itself...and them knocking several IQ points out of Lin.

"I like to lash out at people and do stupid shit without thinking it through" Korra

"I'm ok with being relegated to Mako's rebound chick" Asami

"I became a cop to uphold the law, but can't tell the Avatar we broke up" Mako

"I'll just become irrelevant" Lin


Bolin is Bolin.

 

[JadedWriter]

"I like to lash out at people and do stupid shit without thinking it through" Korra

"I'm ok with being relegated to Mako's rebound chick" Asami

"I became a cop to uphold the law, but can't tell the Avatar we broke up" Mako

"I'll just become irrelevant" Lin


Bolin is Bolin.

Bolin turns into a god damn Jersey Shore douche. And Korra cheated while playing a game with some kids under the age of 12. Fuck off Korra.

 

[FeenixRising]

Bolin turns into a god damn Jersey Shore douche. And Korra cheated while playing a game with some kids under the age of 12. Fuck off Korra.

Neodusk

Stupid Korra.

 

[JadedWriter]

Neodusk

Stupid Korra.

And some people wonder why the fan base almost fell into a black hole after that season. Yeah I can still watch it, but when I sit down and discuss it there's a lot wrong with it.

 

[Kinvara]

And some people wonder why the fan base almost fell into a black hole after that season. Yeah I can still watch it, but when I shit down and discuss it there's a lot wrong with it.

Excuse u, Jaded.

 

[JadedWriter]

Excuse u, Jaded.

Lol at my speed typing while half conscious typos.

 

[Daemul]

Neodusk

Stupid Korra.

 

[SystemBug]

One of my favorite parts were the Unalaq movers. They are so styled after the Flash Gordon serials from the 30's, which is why I found them so funny.
If anybody here is a fan of the Persona games here's the new trailer:
Persona 5 Official Trailer

I'll be so getting this

Spoiler

Will be my first Persona game

 

[JadedWriter]

I'll be so getting this

Spoiler

Will be my first Persona game

You should seriously play 3 and 4 while you wait.

 

[SystemBug]

You should seriously play 3 and 4 while you wait.

I don't have a vita or a ps3, only Sony console I own is the ps4

 

[FeenixRising]

*raises hand*

ok so, umm... something about Book 2 that kinda bothered me and after wasting time browsing through Neodusk's DA I just remembered to ask.

Ok, Avatar Wan's story about how he obtained all the elements for bending. I'm sure this was discussed plenty in the Book 2 thread but I wasn't there so I'm gonna ask here. Did that throw the lore about Badgermoles, Dragons, the Moon, and Air Bison being the original benders out the window or...... what?

 

[JadedWriter]

*raises hand*

ok so, umm... something about Book 2 that kinda bothered me and after wasting time browsing through Neodusk's DA I just remembered to ask.

Ok, Avatar Wan's story about how he obtained all the elements for bending. I'm sure this was discussed plenty in the Book 2 thread but I wasn't there so I'm gonna ask here. Did that throw the lore about Badgermoles, Dragons, the Moon, and Air Bison being the original benders out the window or...... what?

PM Veelk and you should get an answer.

I don't have a vita or a ps3, only Sony console I own is the ps4

Find a cheap ass PS2.

 

[FeenixRising]

PM Veelk and you should get an answer.

nah I'm good thanks, I'll just read the Avatar wiki or something.

 

[JadedWriter]

nah I'm good thanks, I'll just read the Avatar wiki or something.

This would be you while reading that long ass Veelk message any way:

 

[Veelk]

nah I'm good thanks, I'll just read the Avatar wiki or something.

I'll keep it short and simple.

Technically...not necessarily. As far as I remember, all that's confirmed is that the lion turtles gave the ability to the people, but the people might have learned how to use it from the moon and badgermoles and such. One gave the ability, the other gave the technique. And moon and dragons and bisons and badgermoles could have had the ability before humans or anyone else, making them the 'original' benders. Though I guess it is weird since it either implies the lion turtles took the ability from them and gave them away, or always had the abilities, but could not use it themselves. Both explanations can co-exist, but it's awkward.

But realistically, yeah, I think the writers forgot they already had an original story in place and it's just a sloppy retcon. Fuck the lion turtles explanation, it sucks.

Edit: hm....according to the wiki, the lion turtles liked to hang around the element they were associated with. The water one liked to submerge itself, the earth one liked to dig into the earth, which might suggest bending, but doesn't necessarily confirm it....but then the air one liked to fly. It's kind of hard to explain that as anything but airbending, so....it must be that the lion turtles took the bending away from the other creatures for the explanation to work.