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No fucking way.i've watched both episodes 4 times now. i don't think that's something i've ever done.
No fucking way.i've watched both episodes 4 times now. i don't think that's something i've ever done.
Plot twist what if itsUnlikely as it's too early for him. He didn't arrive in ME until the third age. Likely it's one of the blue wizards as they arrived around the time Sauron made the One Ring and they helped defeat him.
Plot twist what if its
Saruman
Huh? You think that "director" has any real control? He's just a name in the credits. The real control is elsewhere. You should find the list of nobodies they have hired for the 47 Marvel movies that have been made. Occasionally you get someone like Sam Raimi and the movie is actually good but most of the time it's the same identical assembly line factory assembled mediocre junk and the director's job is just to sit in the chair and watch the 47th film be assembled using the same formula as the other 46.
The bad James Bond movies in the Pierce Brosnan years also had the problem of hiring a nobody to be "director" because the real people in charge were not them.
Kinda jarring to have elves with short hair. I always pegged them to have long lush hair in Tolkien-verse.
Thirsty means horny btw but it's cool that you have such a relationship with your daughter.Hah, this was my daughter's only complaint with the show. She's pretty thirsty for elves and the short hair was just not doing it for her.
If it's morgoth that would be a twist
If I remember correctly, he was banished into the voidMorgoth is very definitely dead at this point. An entire continent sunk into the sea in the effort to kill him.
Just like GanondorfIf I remember correctly, he was banished into the void
Morgoth is very definitely dead at this point. An entire continent sunk into the sea in the effort to kill him.
Yeah man she's 23, lol I guess that could read weird if you assume daughter=young child.Thirsty means horny btw but it's cool that you have such a relationship with your daughter.
Beware of his voice.Plot twist what if its
Saruman
You mean directors like Kenneth Branagh, Jon Favreau, Joe Johnston, Joss Whedon - all of whom were already established when the MCU was starting.Huh? You think that "director" has any real control? He's just a name in the credits. The real control is elsewhere. You should find the list of nobodies they have hired for the 47 Marvel movies that have been made. Occasionally you get someone like Sam Raimi and the movie is actually good but most of the time it's the same identical assembly line factory assembled mediocre junk and the director's job is just to sit in the chair and watch the 47th film be assembled using the same formula as the other 46.
The bad James Bond movies in the Pierce Brosnan years also had the problem of hiring a nobody to be "director" because the real people in charge were not them.
Those really early MCU movies were pretty damn good, before they started assembling 3 per year in a factory.You mean directors like Kenneth Branagh, Jon Favreau, Joe Johnston, Joss Whedon - all of whom were already established when the MCU was starting.
I’ll put it in the background because I still want to see some cool Tolkien imagery. We got a few seconds of that in the first episode and we got to see Khazad Dum in the second. Speaking of the imagery, where are the sets in this show? The elves just stand around in open air, the hobo-its live in a dirty, muddy commune (half expected someone to ring a bell calling “bring out your dead”), the southlands village is just a generic medieval village.3/10 so far?
you shouldnt bother wasting your time watching episode 3 of this bad dull boring show.
Some random thoughts:
Who else guess that there would be a scene of young Galadriel tackling a boy and punching him? (Alright she stopped voluntarily) but this trope was in there as expected.
Bronwyn is clean with coloured clothes whereas everyone else is dirty in grey, dark coloured clothes.
The Lord of Eregion just strolled to Khazad Dum without any escort? And then had to walk back alone as soon as he arrived?
You hear rats in the floorboards and you start smashing them to bits?
Those really early MCU movies were pretty damn good, before they started assembling 3 per year in a factory.
The Avengers movies directed by Whedon were shit though. Whedon hasn't done anything good since the Firefly TV show.
I think you live on another planet.Well the show does look better than the movies. Visually speaking at least. I love the story more so far. Never liked the main characters of the trilogy. Im sure you are familiar with all the memes.
I think you live on another planet.
Yes, the CGI is better, but it's also still clearly CGI as that's just how it is.
The practical effects are not better.
Didn't catch Galadriel's plan to swim all the way back from her boat to the mainland?Some random thoughts:
Who else guess that there would be a scene of young Galadriel tackling a boy and punching him? (Alright she stopped voluntarily) but this trope was in there as expected.
Bronwyn is clean with coloured clothes whereas everyone else is dirty in grey, dark coloured clothes.
The Lord of Eregion just strolled to Khazad Dum without any escort? And then had to walk back alone as soon as he arrived?
You hear rats in the floorboards and you start smashing them to bits?
I'm convinced that Morfyyd Clark was cast as Galadriel solely because she looks vaguely like a young Cate Blanchett. It certainly wasn't because of her amazing acting chops.Watched the second episode, i liked the parts with weirdly shaped head and the dwarfs, durin and his wife were fun.
Everything else was acceptable at best, and galadriel still can't act to save her life.
I see no other reason tbh.I'm convinced that Morfyyd Clark was cast as Galadriel solely because she looks vaguely like a young Cate Blanchett. It certainly wasn't because of her amazing acting chops.
This mf'er.Yeah man she's 23, lol I guess that could read weird if you assume daughter=young child.
Well, they clearly referenced Feanor and Silmarils…I read somewhere that Amazon paid 250 million for rights that only extend to characters mentioned in the second age section of the appendix in Lord of the Rings. Nothing from the rest of the book or other material at all. They cannot do things like in the Silmarillion because they are legally not allowed to mention those characters. But surely they have already brought up things that are not in this handful of pages?
Also this show is made by people who despise you, the works of Tolkien and its fans (and have gone out of their way to, by their own admission, subvert the original work whenever possible to insert contemporary politics) but gee golly it sure does look good! *cue applause on credit roll*
Even if you take away all of the culture war shenanigans and corporatized bs you're still left with a show where almost everyone speaks in the highborn language of "Trailer-Speech". No idea how some of you don't cringe through the floor with some of that awful dialogue on display.
Also this show is made by people who despise you, the works of Tolkien and its fans (and have gone out of their way to, by their own admission, subvert the original work whenever possible to insert contemporary politics) but gee golly it sure does look good! *cue applause on credit roll*
Even if you take away all of the culture war shenanigans and corporatized bs you're still left with a show where almost everyone speaks in the highborn language of "Trailer-Speech". No idea how some of you don't cringe through the floor with some of that awful dialogue on display.
So... you'e not coming to my season finale watch party?
If you're that constipated, then I'm sure you'll be welcome as long as it doesn't loosen up at the party.
I think Just Some Guy is better at pointing out how RoP goes against lore or makes weird changes.
Think I’ll wait for all the episodes to be out and then let a YouTuber tell me how bad it is.
So I watched the 2 episodes and as expected, it’s not good. As a Tolkien fan, this show is bad. To my wife who doesn’t know the lore, the show is just average, mediocre.
The writing in this show is so bad. I don’t know how you watch this and think that this is good. And I’m not talking about how a travesty of Tolkien’s work it is. It’s even worse when you consider the budget. I guess it all went to the special effects department instead of the writers. The biggest crime is how boring it all is. Just plain dull.
I give it a 3/10 so far.
I'm good with meteor man being Saruman, Gandalf or Radagast. It'll probably be Gandalf.
It has to be someone that audiences can associate with or it will be a bit of a waste to build up the mystery.
It's most likely either Alatar or Pallando, and one of them is searching for the other.
Or ... It's actually a Balrog. I mean the showrunners have changed huge parts of the lore already so why not. Bring on that Balrog and Hobbit romance!
It's going to be Gandalf. There's no way they'd (for various reasons) go for anyone else.I'm good with meteor man being Saruman, Gandalf or Radagast. It'll probably be Gandalf.
It has to be someone that audiences can associate with or it will be a bit of a waste to build up the mystery.
I think they've done a pretty good job of weaving in elements of the tone from both the books and the movies while having their own narrative elements at play.
Can't be. Gandalf and the other two idiots arrived in the Third Age. But like I said who knows with this show.It's going to be Gandalf. There's no way they'd (for various reasons) go for anyone else.
Hell, even the blanket the hobbit girl gave him is grey.
The two Blue Wizards came during the Second Age around the time the Rings were forged.Can't be. Gandalf and the other two idiots arrived in the Third Age. But like I said who knows with this show.
Kinda getting sinister vibes from the dude to be honest.