EmCeeGramr
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Nintendo delayed the fucking console!!!
***ULTRA 64 - WHAT THE EXPERTS HAVE TO SAY*** (7/11/95)
The puzzle that is U64... (12/28/95)
NINTENDO TRADITION (2/6/96)
NINTENDO FUCK YOURSELF AND GO HOME (2/7/96)
Nintendo 64 DELAYED (2/2/96)
***ULTRA 64 - WHAT THE EXPERTS HAVE TO SAY*** (7/11/95)
ULTRA 64 - WHAT THE EXPERTS HAVE TO SAY
" Speaking of Nintendo's U64. I wasn't surprised that NOA decided to
delay the launch, in fact, I think this was a wise decision. The third
and fourth quarters are going to be saturated with games on multiple
platforms. This is logically not the best time to release a GROUND-
BREAKING SGI system, which is destined to become the company's main
focus, with only three titles. Waiting until the dust settles and
coming out in with twelve or more titles in April is a smart decision
in my book. Especially when you take into account the price of the
Ultra (249.99 with a pack-in)."
-GAMEFAN, Volume 3, Issue 7
"Why the delay? Perhaps the real question should be WHAT'S THE HURRY?
If you were the company who controls over 90 PERCENT of the Japanese
game market and a majority of the U.S. market, would you rush out too
early with something new? So what if Sony and Sega sell a half a
million new systems. That is nothing in a long-range plan. Besides, at
$299 and $399, the competitors new systems will move slowly after the
"early adapters" buy out the first shipments. If Nintendo comes in
with a $199 price (their internal price goal...watch them announce it
at the January CES) they will catch up in just one season. Even faster
in Japan...If not instantaneous domination, if they get Square to do
FF7 for the Ultra"
-EGM, July 1995
An interview EGM had with Mr. Yusuke Hirata (Squaresoft):
EGM: "Is there any possibilities of seeing FF titles on the Ultra 64
and/or other next generation systems?"
SQUARE: "We are evaluating possibilities. On purely
hypothetical level, we think that the odds are
slightly better for the Ultra 64 than other new
game systems."
-EGM, October 1994
"For over 2 and 1/2 years LA (LucasArts) has wanted to make this new
SW (StarWars) game, but they couldn't find a platform that was POWERFUL
enough to handle it until they saw the NU64"
-Jack Sorensen, LucasArts President
"Apparently, Speilberg is way hip to the notion of producing Ultra 64
games, under his Dreamworks Interactive Entertainment (games) division
after Nintendo demonstrated the power of the Ultra to the Amblin man
behind closed doors."
-GAMEFAN, Volume 3, Issue 7
Ultra 64 - Excuses from the experts
-----------------------------------
"Well, we're very please with the Ultra 64 development schedule. Things
are only about 8 months behind schedule, which is nothing new here at
Nintendo. We're simply following the same timetable which was used for
the Super NES, and, hell, it sold like hotcakes. So, aside from forcing
the public to wait until after the Christmas buying season, there
shouldn't be any problems."
"What about the release of Sega and Sony's 32 bit systems?"
"There are other systems?"
- From an interview in _Gamez R Kewel_
vol 2.5 with an anonymous Nintendo
Of America executive
"It's a proven fact that the longer people have to wait for our product,
the more they like it. After all, tension builds excitement. By the
time March rolls around, the launch of the Ultra 64 will be about as
exciting as a sucking chest wound."
- Anonymous Developer
"THE U64 IS S00PER KEWEL D00DZ!! NINTENDO RULEZ!!!!!!! EVERYONE WILL
WANT THE ULTRA 63 BECAUSE NOTHING ELSE CAN BE AS KEWEL AS NINTENDO! I
CA'T WAIT FOR THE ULTRA 64 IT'S GOING TO BE REALLY REALLY KEWEL AND STUFF!!"
- B1FF
"We're really thrilled to have the opportunity to work with Nintendo in
bringing the ultimate video game experienc home. Unfortunatly, we've
been delayed due to our lack of experience with the video game industry,
but we hope to be ready to deliver the best in full-motion video games in
March. Our first project will be _Intolerance_, which will be released
on at least 5 carts, and will retail for no more than $289.95."
- Cecil B. DeMile, speaking from the grave
"I told them I simply couldn't write another Mario game. I told them I'd
rather die than give them another Mario game. They reminded me that I
had agreed to help produce at least 12 more Mario games, or forfeit my
soul. Work has been falling behind because I keep passing out from
fatigue, and have lost two fingers due to misbehavior. I beg of someone,
anyone, to put me out of my misery and end this eternal torment."
- Annonymous Japanese Game Developer
Well, there you have it folks! Solid, unbiased PROOF that the Nintendo
Ultra 64 is more than just vaporware, and that Nintendo isn't just being
lazy, pathetic, mindless corporate cogs, too busy tying themselves up in
bureaucratic red tape in their feeble attempts to deliver pie-in-the-sky
promises. Gee whiz, I simply can't wait for the Ultra 64 to be
released!
Phil "The PlayStation is your friend" Lee
buy magazines that cover the games I want and give good
hint/tips/input. No magazine asks the tough questions and criticizes
anymore. The only magazine to do that was Video Games & Computer
Entertainment under Andy Eddy. He nailed Nintendo for their 8-bit
monopoly and corrupt business practices, which you have never addressed,
ever. I am not saying that the game companies are pure as white snow,
because they too will do what they can get away with. I am just saying
that Nintendo is not god, despite the shrine you you have errected in
your house/apt. to Mario.
As for Lucas Arts, what else are they going to say in a public
announcement when they want to make games for a system? They will kiss
the big N's big A if it means they can make games for it. I would do
exactly the same thing. Profit motivates these people, and they will say
what you and the companies want to hear. After all, Nintendo has proven
they are successful, so why not? But just because it sells and just
because it is Nintendo does not make it inherently good. They are
totally negelecting the CD venue, which will keep game prices down. I am
not buying a Saturn just because Sega makes it either, I am waiting to
see who (of Sega and Sony) puts out the games I want. It is called
waiting and thinking, instead of hyping. Try it, you'll like it. Oh, I
forgot, where is the SNES CD??? Oops! Just vapor to steal the thunder
from NEC and Sega...
: With all these systems competing for your Christmas buck, the worst you
: can do is release a new system in *APRIL*, when everyone is paying off
: their credit card Christmas purchases and worrying about taxes. Everyone
: who wanted a system this year will already have bought one, so by
: Christmas 1996 Nintendo will have an uphill battle trying to recover
: the lost market.
I would have to say by releasing it in April, Nintendo cleans house in
Christmas of 95, and then from April they have a 8 month time period to
build a strong situation leading into Christmas of 96. Better to release
it in April than Fall of 96. Why? 8 month window to release games rather
than 3 or 4.
I think you missed the point. Nintendo promissed Fall 95 and now it is
spring 96. I think at this point anyone can make a justification for
anything in this industry (why Sega released the Saturn early, why it
hurt them, Why 3DO didn't sell at first, Why sony will kick all the other
systems butts, why this blablablabla). The bottom line is that Nintendo
baited the gamers with the U64 (and many took the bait) but were never
really in a position to deliver on their promise. You can give me all the
BS that we get from Nintendo or Game Fan about how Spring is better then
Fall and Xmas and having more titles at launch is better and all but if
you believed all companies promises then you might have never bought a
system yet and you might still be on a fence somewhere.
The puzzle that is U64... (12/28/95)
Up until now, I have had total faith in Nintendo. I mean, they never do
anything bad! (besides Vitual Boy). I have looked at some pics for the
Ultra 64 (check out the Nintendo Power homepage!) and it looks pretty
amazing. I have been planning to wait for it, and ignore the temptations
of the other new systems. However something's bothering me.
I have heard that Nintendo prolonged the release date of the U64 because
they wanted to allow the companys to make more games for the new system.
This sort of makes sense, because Nintendo has a history of not putting
out products as fast as some of the other companys (Sega...?), but
because of this delay, Nintendo's products usually turn out to be better
than that of the compeditor's (Sega...?). I mean, Nintendo tried the "do
it quick, do it first" strategy with Virtual Boy, and look what happened!
Anyway, doesn't it seem funny that Nintendo chose not to have the system
available by Christmas? Having lots of games ready is a good thing, but
they could have earned millions more by having it ready at Christmas! I
want to have faith in Nintendo, I really do, but something seems amiss...
Any ideas?
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?????????? WHY DO YOU KEEP ON
WITH YOUR TOTALLY OPINIONATED STRIKE AGAINST THE VIRTUAL BOY???
Look, I don't know what's wrong with you people. I realize that
everyone has their tastes, and opinions, but this is getting
ridiculous. You try to give me one good reason why Virtual Boy is
such a TERRIBLE machine, and I'll let you alone to continue to
discourage others from a perfectly good machine.
..and if you say, "Because it's not color" then I am personally
going to come and shove my little brother's Game Gear (which he no
longer plays and would probably not miss) up your ASS!!!
Excuse me for the foul language.
NINTENDO TRADITION (2/6/96)
I remember the time that Nintendo delayed the Super Nintendo until 1991
whereas the Genesis was released in 1989. The Super NES still did very
well, and was vastly superior IMO. So all you critics of the Ultra 64
better think twice about what you are saying, because I think the Ultra
64 is going to knock everyone's socks off!
NINTENDO FUCK YOURSELF AND GO HOME (2/7/96)
: HI NINTENDO FUCKERS ALL OVER THE WORLD.
: Once i was a nintendo fan . i played mario on my gameboy and zelda on my
: nes . Then i heard about an incredible 64 bit console which should be
: released in fall 1995 .. NOW I`AM A SONY FAN PLAYING TEKKEN ON MY COOL
: PLAYSTATION.
WHEN NINTENDO 64 WILL BE RELEASED IN 2005 OR LATER (but not earlier) I
WILL PLAY ON MY PLAYSTATION 128 BIT WITH WIPEOUT PART FIVE .
ULTRA 64 DELAY LIST
===================
1993 : NINTENDO ANS SILICON GRAPHICS START WORKING TOGETHER FOR PRODUCEING
THE ULTIMATE VIDEO GAMING CONSOLE.
SPRING 1995 : NINTENDO PROMISES TO RELAISE ULTRA 64 IN FALL 95 .
FALL 1995 : AND NINTENDO DELAISES THEIR SUPERCONSOLE TO DECEMBER `95 .
AT THIS TIME; NOBODY HAS EVER SEEN A PICTURE OF A GAME OR A
PICTURE OF THE CONSOLE ITSELF :
DECEMBER 1995 : DELAYED TO APRIL `96 .
APRIL '96 : DELAYED TO SEPTEMBER '96.
SEPTEMBER `96 : SEGA AND SONY HAVE SOLD 7 MILLION OF THEIR 32BIT CONSOLES.
FIRST PICTURES OF THEIR 64BIT MACHINES ARE SHOWN ON WCES.
NINTENDO DELAY THE ULTRA 64 TO MIDDLE '97 WORLDWIDE.
MIDDLE '97 : ATARI AND PANASONIC GO INTO BANKRUPTCY.
ULTRA MARIO 64 IS 70% COMPLETED .
SONY RELEASE THEIR PLAYSTATION 64 WITH "SUPER NARIO 64" .
SEGA PROMISES TO RELEASE THEIR 64BIT MACHINE IN DECEMBER '97.
NINTENDO DELAY THEIR STILL AVERAGE CONSOLE TO LATE '97
BECAUSE THERE ARE NOT ENOUGH GAMES COMPLETED .
LATE '97 : SEGA RELEASES THEIR SATURN 2 WITH THE GAME "HONKEY KONG
BOUNTY".
SONY BECOMES THE MOST POWERFUL VIDEO GAME PRODUCER :
10 MILLION CONSOLES OF PLAYSTATION 64 ARE SOLD.
A PSYCHOPATHIC NINTENDO FAN KILLS SHIGERU MIYAMOUTU ON THE WCES
WHILE MIYAMOUTU ANNOUNCES AN ULTRA 64 DELAY TO MIDDLE '98.
MIDDLE '98 : NINTENDO AND SILICON GRAPHICS GO INTO BANKRUPTCY .
THE ULTRA 64 CAN NOT RELEASE ANYMORE .
ATARI AND NINTENDO MEET AT HEAVEN, WHILE SONY PROMISES TO
RELEASE A 128BIT CONSOLE IN LATE '99 .
==========================================================================
SO I WILL PLAY THE FUNNY SUPER NARIO 94 WHILE YOU ARE WAITING FOR YOUR U64
==========================================================================
Yeah, I'd like to get the 128 bit Playstation with it's 2 good games,
Tekken Version 32 and Tohshinden Version 312
I see your in '98. Can you tell me how the New Star Wars Trilogy is going?
Man, this is hilarious. Nario 64 is on my Christmas list for sure !
But hey, we've seen pictures of many nearly complete games already.
Do you know how much money Nintendo would lose if they kept postponing
the NU64 ? A lot. They're not stupid, y'know. Oh, and Panasonic going
bankrupt. They don't just make video games y'know. Many other applia-
nces crry the Panasonic name as well. And ever heard of the M2 ?
It's Panasonic's new 64 bit system scheduled for July. Just thought
I'd tell you.
BWAAHAHAHAHAHA!@#!@# HONKEY KONG!!! HAHHAHAHAHHA Shahah aoh shit..
*cough* *cough*.. AAAAHAhahahhahaa!#@!@# nintendo is doomed!
they are slowly but surely headed toward an elite niche market that
squeezes out developers.. that squeezes out customers.. and will
eventually suffocate itself into oblivion.!.. Bring on the lynching
of MARIO!!
Nintendo 64 DELAYED (2/2/96)
Please stop advertising the mario series. Please stop, Goddamn it. I've
been playing mario for over 10 years. I think it's time I stopped. I think
it's time you stopped. I think it's time Nintendo stopped. See, me and
the rest of the boys somehow grew up (or the rest of the population
got shorter) and we've completely lost all enjoyment for it on by the 8th
year we've been playing it; having somehow acquired a taste for some
on-screen blood and mayhem and driving a milktruck thru a crowd of
pedestrians and jumping on koopas... real koopas, endangered ones...
Damn mario games really warp you, after 10 or so years playing the same
damn plumber. I see it has had an effect on you too, seeing as your tagline
reads:
Okay, lemme get this straight...
Mario is for children because there is no blood or violence.
Therefore the Playstation is for grownups, and Nintendo is for kids.
I assume this is your position. The reason Mario is so endearing is
because it PLAYS so well. And, in fact, it requires much thought and
problem solving to find all the secrets in these games. Mario 64 is
going to be THE most advanced 3D action game EVER! But, since there
is no senseless blood and violence, I guess it's just for kids. Now
MORTAL KOMBAT, there's a game for the sopisticated adult gamer!! No
technique, no style, no imagination, but DAMMIT, I can rip a guys
spine out if I want! That's muture and adult!!
Go play your Playstation.
I sincerely hope you aren't in enrolled in any engineering or science
disciplines. You mean to tell me that uncovering a secret in Mario
requires deductive reasoning and heavy logic? I played Mario to get away
from that kind of drudgery, so believe me when I say uncovering a secret
in a Mario game requires simple trial and error.
As for Mario 64 being the most advanced? It's been done with a different
face, but with pretty much all the basic elements: Jumping Flash for PSX.
The machine it will run on is probably the most advanced, but not the
game. I ask you to mention one innovative feature incorporated in Mario 64.
Please, don't use the term "grew up" for yourself as to imply maturity
-- although it's nice to see that you can channel your psychotic urges
through videogames. But don't you think that the gory stuff gets
pretty tired pretty soon without good gameplay? ROTT was good for
about an hour -- but after you got through killing people every which
way, it just got monotonous. And I stopped playing MK3 after seeing
all the fatalities (besides, the SNES version is just TOO HARD). If
blood and gore is all you want out of a videogame, there's plenty of
it out there (in fact, I blame it on people like you that there is so
much). I want real gameplay -- not pointless violence. And I don't
think I'm alone.
You are a machine hog -- the type who plays a single player RPG while
other people look on in envy. This I don't like. Very anti-social. I like
to share the machine with other people, and this is where I get the most
fun out of it. You can't effectively take turns playing an RPG game, can you?
This is where the violent games come in. When someone get snuffed, you
can just say: "Alright, my turn!" I guess you can say this about Mario,
but let's be real -- all the Mario games on Nintendo's hardware play
pretty much the same, nothing innovative, nothing new -- find someone
your age who still plays it and you'll see they are in short supply. Do
you play alone most of the time?