John Harker
Definitely doesn't make things up as he goes along.
Awesome things I just discovered in the first Castle stage:
no major spoiler, just cool little ways to kill
you can cut down the trees by the fountain and use them as massive, spiked bats. Swing away, you can kill anything in 1 hit and get about 5-6 guys in one swing for maaasive damage. Also, you can toss guys on the front of the long table in the dining room and you tangle a few together they'll all roll across the table and into the fire. :lol Got my first Ultra Violence this way
no major spoiler, just cool little ways to kill