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The Road to the World Series: MLB Playoffs Thread!

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Miguel

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Culex said:
Sticky, please. NFL week 4 gets a damn sticky but the GODDAMN MLB PLAYOFFS don't? Please tell me this is a joke. The playoffs start in less than 48 hours.


I'm working on it.
 

Joe

Member
Culex said:
Sticky, please. NFL week 4 gets a damn sticky but the GODDAMN MLB PLAYOFFS don't? Please tell me this is a joke. The playoffs start in less than 48 hours.
it's useless, don't even bother.
 

Culex

Banned
Yay!

Yankees over Astros in 7 in the World Series. That's right, the Astros WILL make it to the WS.
 

Triumph

Banned
Am I the only one who's noticed that the Cards have LIMPED into the postseason? That their starting pitching has started to unravel, and we all know that pitching trumps offense in the postseason, right?

That said, LA's starters are absolutely AWFUL. Here's how it should go down:

Cards over Dodgers in four.
Astros over Braves in four(yeah I'm a Braves fan, but I have to wager REAL MONEY on this stuff, not monopoly money and the Astros are the hottest team in baseball right now. Sorry Bravos, thanks for showing up tho!).

Twins over Yanks in five. Johan Santana shows New York another level of pain, suffering and humiliation. You thought having Zim tossed around like a sack of potatoes was bad? Wait till Santana emasculates you twice in five games, boys.
BoSox over Angels in five. Trust me, I know a guy...

League Championship Series
Astros over Cards in six. The Cards prove mortal. I'm shocked I'm the only one that sees this, but the Astros have ALL the momentum going into this. The Cards have NONE, and they're managed by LaRussa, which trust me is not a plus.
BoSox over Twins in seven. Mainly because Johan Santana, Eater of Souls and Bringer of Misery to the Bronx, will only be able to start twice in this series.

World Series
BoSox over Astros in six. Since it's logistically impossible for the Sox to beat the Yanks in the series, could there be a sweeter revenge than shelling the Rocket twice? I don't think so. Curse lifted, Nomar stoned to death in the streets of Chicago as an unlucky talisman of woe, and forty days and nights of non-stop bachanallian excess in the streets of Beantown. Sox win! You heard it here first, folks.
 

Joe

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and andy will be watching from mother fuckin home because the astro's have absolutely no....don't even get me started on that....


:takes deep breaths:
 

Matrix

LeBron loves his girlfriend. There is no other woman in the world he’d rather have. The problem is, Dwyane’s not a woman.
I'm not making any predictions this year...I'm just going to sit back and hope that the playoff baseball God's are finally on the Stros side for a change.
 

Miguel

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Joe said:
giddy up!

good job mig.

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Mashing

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Matrix said:
I'm not making any predictions this year...I'm just going to sit back and hope that the playoff baseball God's are finally on the Stros side for a change.

God is on our side.. I'm certain of it... there is no way we could have won the WC without some kind of divine intervention (look at the last game with the Giants and you'll know what I mean)


Edit: A STICKY!!! HELL YEAH! Great job Mig
 

Joe

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they dont know the next time they'll be in the post season, they gotta cash in as much as possible.
 
Joe said:
they dont know the next time they'll be in the post season, they gotta cash in as much as possible.

Hey, you come back from 7 and a half games out and left for dead to get in the wildcard. Personally, I think that deserves a hat and tshirt.

Besides what happened last time when the yankees met a wild card team in the world series who switched managers in midseason?
 

Miguel

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ConfusingJazz said:
Hey, you come back from 7 and a half games out and left for dead to get in the wildcard. Personally, I think that deserves a hat and tshirt.

Besides what happened last time when the yankees met a wild card team in the world series who switched managers in midseason?

:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol
 
Those hats are sweet but who would wear one that says "WILD CARD CHAMPS"? Like saying "We're # 2!!"

Sox pitching will come through. Schilling is the man and Pedro will come around after his last 4 losses. With Williamson avail and Lowe coming from the pen, the pitching is solid. Wakefield and his knuckler are the only ifs.

A Sox-Stros WS would be sweet. Trot Nixon going yard in game 7 against Clemens to win it all.

GO SOX!!
 
ConfusingJazz said:
Besides what happened last time when the yankees met a wild card team in the world series who switched managers in midseason?
:lol

To those playing down the 'Stros taking the Wild Card, give me a break. They're playing in one of the toughest divisions in baseball, having to regularly face the best team in baseball (the Cards), as well as the strong starting pitching and (sometimes) powerful offense of the Cubs. Besides, no other team would have been able to pull off a comeback as mighty as the one Houston did in the final weeks of the season.
 

calder

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Full props to the 'Stros for a miracle comeback. Being happy to make the playoffs is one thing, but making tshirts to point out the fact you just barely made it is weaksauce. That's like a NBA or NHL team that rallied to take the 8th spot in their conference on the last day making caps for it.

Besides, no other team would have been able to pull off a comeback as mighty as the one Houston did in the final weeks of the season.
There's a few other teams able to do that... but most good teams just didn't have to because they didn't suck ass for months necessitating a massive winning streak in order to just barely catch a fading team. ;P
 

Joe

Member
in 14 post season innings johan santana has given up 16 hits, 12er, and boasts an era of 7.71

yummy

that sucks evil. im gonna miss the first hour of each weekday game, and at least 2 hours (maybe the whole game) on weekends. :(

but i'll get my updates and watch some of the games while im working.
 

Eminem

goddamit, Griese!
I just recieved a phone call...this just in:

from the makers of:
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comes another HILARIOUS deed...I'm leaving to snap some pictures in about 20 minutes. More as it develops.
 

AeroGod

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You guys underestimate the power of the Twins. I expect many GAFers crying when they win the world series. Expect scoring, pitching, running, catching, and batting records to be shattered by the mighty Twins over the course of the next few weeks as they plow through the opposition and go undefeated in the playoffs all the way unto the chamionship. Avoid early misery and shame and jump on the bandwago now to avoid looking like a sellout when you do it in game 4 of the world series right before the Twins shut down whatever crap the NL sends out. I heard Sport Illustrated already has their special edition printed and ready to ship.


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TWINS WORLD CHAMPS 2004!!!!
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calder

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I think the Twins have a real shot at going to the WS, which would rock but then we'd be denied the never-endingly awesome sight of the Sox bitch-slapping the Yankees in 5 games. The only downside to repeatedly owning a team like the Yanks own(ed) the BoSox is that after a while there's as much pressure on you to maintain the owning as on the owned to finally win one.
 
You guys underestimate the power of the Twins.

I don't see it. After Santana, the pitching is just ok. If the Yanks take game 1 from him, its pretty much over. I'd love the see them beat the Yanks but they were in an easy division and are out matched in power by the other 3 teams in the AL.

I am glad the Sox aren't playing them. They always have issues at the dome. Johnny Damon has issues fielding fly balls there.
 

Bowser

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I don't watch MLB much (maybe a couple of games here and there, and some of the playoffs), but here are my predictions!

AL
New York def. Minnesota in 4
Boston def. Anaheim in 5

ALCS: Boston def. New York in 7

NL
St. Louis def. Los Angelos in 4
Houston def. Atlanta in 4

NLCS: Houston def. St. Louis in 6

2004 World Series
Boston def. Houston in 6

I have spoken!
 

Desperado

Member
Team Rancid said:
Those hats are sweet but who would wear one that says "WILD CARD CHAMPS"? Like saying "We're # 2!!"

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:p

calder said:
Full props to the 'Stros for a miracle comeback. Being happy to make the playoffs is one thing, but making tshirts to point out the fact you just barely made it is weaksauce. That's like a NBA or NHL team that rallied to take the 8th spot in their conference on the last day making caps for it.

It's not like the team did it...I'm sure they're made by the league, seeing as every division champ shirt looks the same as each other except with the respective team name/logo on it.

btw-

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Desperado

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Hmm Hamp's been moved up to game 2, Thomson's still having back problems.

Houston's former 20+ game winner vs. its current 20 game winner. Mikey was a lot better when he was with us. :p
 

Miguel

Member
:lol

Round 1: Oswalt vs Hampton
Round 2: Oswalt vs Lima
Round 3: Oswalt vs Schilling

Current 20 game winning Astro
vs
Former Astro 20 game winner who was stupid enough to go to Colorado after NY
Former Astro 20 game winner who disappeared for a few years.
20 game winner who used to be in the Astros organization.
 

Desperado

Member
Miguel said:
:lol

Round 1: Oswalt vs Hampton
Round 2: Oswalt vs Lima
Round 3: Oswalt vs Schilling

Current 20 game winning Astro
vs
Former Astro 20 game winner who was stupid enough to go to Colorado after NY
Former Astro 20 game winner who was too weaksauce to man up and learn how to pitch at MMP
20 game winner who wasn't great in the Astros organization and went on to great sucess elsewhere like tons of people

fixed.

The last description also fits Johan Santana. :(
 

Miguel

Member
Desperado said:
fixed.

The last description also fits Johan Santana. :(

:lol

Let's go on a Former Astro watch.


Dodgers: Jose Lima, Steve Finley
Red Sox: Curt Schilling
Twins: Johan Santana
Braves: Mike Hampton, Shane Reynolds (is he even on the Roster anymore)
 

Desperado

Member
Caple:
ALDS: Twins over Yankees in 4; Red Sox over Angels in 4
NLDS: Cardinals over Dodgers in 4; Astros over Braves in 4
ALCS: Twins over Red Sox in 6
NLCS: Cardinals over Astros in 7
World Series: Cardinals over Twins in 6
World Series MVP: Scott Rolen after a series that is part Nettles, part Brosius.

Neel:
ALDS: Yankees over Twins in 5; Angels over Red Sox in 5
NLDS: Cardinals over Dodgers in 5; Astros over Braves in 5
ALCS: Angels over Yankees in 6
NLCS: Astros over Cardinals in 7
World Series: Angels over Astros in 6
World Series MVP: Bartolo Colon

Win one for the Gipper: Angels win it for Donnie Moore

Knisley:
ALDS: Twins over Yankees in 5; Red Sox over Angels in 4
NLDS: Cardinals over Dodgers in 4; Astros over Braves in 4
ALCS: Twins over Red Sox in 6
NLCS: Astros over Cardinals in 6
World Series: Twins over Astros in 6
World Series MVP: Torii Hunter, who hits .385 in the Series with an on-base percentage of .567 and has three outfield assists.

Roger Clemens
Yankee-killer: Will Rocket retire George's boss in the World Series?

Win one for the Gipper: Twins' manager Ron Gardenhire dedicates Minnesota's World Series win to the man he calls "the most generous and good-hearted owner a ballclub could ever hope to play for -- Carl Pohlad."

Schoenfield:
ALDS: Yankees over Twins in 4; Angels over Red Sox in 5
NLDS: Cardinals over Dodgers in 4; Astros over Braves in 5
ALCS: Yankees over Angels in 6
NLCS: Astros over Cardinals in 6
World Series: Hey, I picked the Astros at the start of the season, so ... Astros over Yankees in 7. Roger Clemens wins Game 7.
World Series MVP: Brad Lidge. One win and 3 saves, including two shutout innings in Game 7.

Win one for the Gipper: Jeff Bagwell and Craig Biggio co-hoist the trophy and say, "This is for J.R. Richard, Terry Puhl, Jose Cruz and every other Astro who has suffered through rainbow uniforms and postseason defeats, for the fans who had to sit in the Astrodome, for Mike Scott, who would have blown the Mets away in Game 7, and for all those pundits who said we should've traded away Carlos Beltran because we were out of it."

:lol page 2 rules.
 

Matrix

LeBron loves his girlfriend. There is no other woman in the world he’d rather have. The problem is, Dwyane’s not a woman.
Anyone have any stats on how the Stros have done against Hambone in a Braves Uni?
 

Seth C

Member
No one is giving the Braves a chance, perfect. At least this way they can't underperform in the playoffs.

As for the Astros...just say it...who loves being the wild card?
 

Desperado

Member
Seth C said:
No one is giving the Braves a chance, perfect. At least this way they can't underperform in the playoffs.

As for the Astros...just say it...who loves being the wild card?

I did, in the first post. but I'll say it again...

I love being the wildcard.
 

Dilbert

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No way in hell the Yankees get to the Series this year. They will have their hands full getting out of the first round this year. I think either the Angels (best all-around team) or the Red Sox (best 1-2 starting pitching) will get to the Big Show out of the AL...and as of this writing, I think it's the Angels.

As for the NL -- the Dodgers have to come from behind every game because their starting pitching is lousy. Pairing that with Gagné's sore shoulder, I don't see them getting past the Cardinals. As for the Braves...they have been overachieving all year, but their season is going to end in the first round. If the Astros can keep up their momentum, they could ride all the way to the World Series...but it's going to take one hell of an effort.
 

J2 Cool

Member
Holy shit, I was wondering where this thread went. Never in a million years would have guessed it go stickied. It's a Monday night miracle!
 
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