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[Eric C]

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainmen...oposes-to-ex-wife-elin-nordegren-report-says/

The shamed sportsman, who was exposed for his serial cheating behind Elin’s back in 2009, is desperate to win her back, the magazine claims, offered a $200 million prenup to the stunning Swede.

And she is said to be considering the proposal, but only if he includes a $350 million anti-cheating clause.

Elin, 33, who had children Samantha, five, and three-year-old Charlie with the ace, won a $110 million settlement when she divorced Woods.

Now she is said to feel the new deal, worth more than half of Woods’ $600 million, would be enough to keep him from cheating again.

http://msn.foxsports.com/golf/story...ren-after-divorce-cheating-sex-scandal-011613

Nordegren is reportedly considering the proposal from Woods, who is desperate to get Nordegren back, but wants a $350 million anti-cheating clause added to the contract.

Woods' proposed deal reportedly is worth over half of his estimated $600 million fortune.

"Tiger didn't even balk at the demand. Even though his accountants think he's crazy, he's ready to sign the pre-nup and set a wedding date," a source told the magazine.

http://www.businessinsider.com/tige...in-nordegren-to-re-marry-him--enquirer-2013-1

When Woods finally talked about the whole mess one reporter asked him why he ever got married in the first place. His simple explanation: "Because I loved her."

How long do you expect the remarriage to last?

 

[xxracerxx]

How long do you expect the remarriage to last?

The magazine claims that it will last 4 months.

 

[OriginofHysteria]

Good on his part, his golfing career is declining so now he can't hit up those hot chicks anymore.

So he'll go back to his Swedish ex-wife.

 

[Trigger]

Girl get that money.

 

[alr1ght]

Dont do it.

 

[bkuma]

Wow, for a chic who was baby sitting for a living she sure came up in the world

 

[gutshot]

Nothing says true love like a $350 million anti-cheating clause.

 

[ffdgh]

.....Decisions decisions lol.

 

[alr1ght]

Good on his part, his golfing career is declining so now he can't hit up those hot chicks anymore.

Yeah I'm sure those girls really give a shit how many strokes under par he is.

 

[MWS Natural]

Fuck a pedestal, I don't even know what to call this..

 

[speculawyer]

You can't relight an old flame. Don't be stupid, Tiger.

 

[JABEE]

I think Tiger should stick to his offer of $200M and include a vesting option that pushes the yield close to $350M over the life of the contract.

Tiger is spending Dan Snyder money on his ex. Be reasonable.

 

[DominoKid]

damn tiger you a sucker.

 

[Cubsfan23]

what a moron. He must think he'll start winning majors again if he gets her back

 

[Aquavelvaman]

He is amazingly bad at both relationships and money.

 

[gutshot]

Also, Tiger is only worth 600 mil? I thought he would have been worth more than that.

 

[HoodWinked]

idiot.

 

[KHarvey16]

Anti-cheating clause is easy money. Go 50/50 with someone and they'd both walk away with a fortune their families could enjoy for 100 generations.

 

[Battersea Power Station]

This dude'll be in Wesley Snipes territory in three years' time.

 

[entremet]

Also, Tiger is only worth 600 mil? I thought he would have been worth more than that.

That's pretty good for a golfer.

 

[blame space]

jesus christ does her vagina dispense chinese currency

 

[crazy monkey]

he will be bank corrupt soon.

 

[Wads]

Also, Tiger is only worth 600 mil? I thought he would have been worth more than that.

He was. Got taken to the cleaners in the divorce.

 

[jbug617]

Probably trying to rekindle his golf career and second chance with his family.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Tiger is lame lancing it big time.

 

[Neverfade]

This dude'll be in Wesley Snipes territory in three years' time.

I'd watch Blade 4 starring Tiger Woods.

 

[thetrin]

Jesus woman, you got it MADE.

 

[blame space]

is this like a superstition thing on his end? like i can't sink that putt unless i sunk dat asshole or what.. is it a career move?

 

[mr2xxx]

He is amazingly bad at both relationships and money.

I'd make a joke about Rob Parker apologizing to Tiger but it might be too much.

 

[Koomaster]

Is that $200 million what she gets, or what she gets if they divorce again?

If the latter, might be a smart move as he wouldn't have to pay her alimony and child support the next what 15 years or so?

If not, he crazy. I'm all for love, but I wouldn't want someone to only consider marrying me if I gave them millions of dollars to do it. Seems like that sort of person would be an expensive prostitute.

Thinking of; could this be a way around prostitution being illegal. Sign a $50 pre-nup, get a quicky marriage, do the deed, and then divorce and hand over the money?

 

[GK86]

That pussy must hold some kind of power.

 

[Ellasman]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOxb_SW4Cfg

 

[TAJ]

He should be declared unfit to handle his own affairs at this point.

 

[Cipherr]

smh.... I can't even be mad at her either. Go on ahead and get that money.

 

[Finaika]

I wish I was Tiger's ex-wife.

 

[Homeboyd]

I'da done it for $5M.

 

[massoluk]

Do it.

Best Case scenario: True Love
Worst Case scenario: $200M

 

[Rorschach]

I'd do it.

 

[Angelus Errare]

That pussy must hold some kind of power.

Must be a time activated power.

 

[blame space]

of course you'd do it. you'd be declared incompetent if you didn't do this.

 

[PhantomR]

So, you guys do realize that Tiger is the #2 golfer in the world right now, right? The only thing he wasn't able to accomplish last year was win a major...which I'm confident he'll win this year.

He doesn't need Elin to do that. Stay the course, Tiger. Your comeback is nearly complete.

 

[SoulPlaya]

Also, Tiger is only worth 600 mil? I thought he would have been worth more than that.

I'm amazed he's worth that much.

 

[ChosenPredator]

So if she decides she's not feeling him she could just divorce him and take all that money anyways?

 

[ViewtifulJC]

$200m dollar pussy

aint that some shit

 

[SoulPlaya]

So, you guys do realize that Tiger is the #2 golfer in the world right now, right? The only thing he wasn't able to accomplish last year was win a major...which I'm confident he'll win this year.

He doesn't need Elin to do that. Stay the course, Tiger. Your comeback is nearly complete.

I don't think he cares about his comeback. The dude seems miserable.

 

[Bobby Roberts]

This is fucking crazy to me.

The point at which you start entering into negotiations on this level, I have no idea how the resultant relationship will EVER feel like anything but a business transaction. Like, EVERY aspect of it.

 

[TAJ]

So if she decides she's not feeling him she could just divorce him and take all that money anyways?

$200 million of it, yes.

 

[inky]

Her body must contain the secret of eternal youth or something. I'm sure there's hundreds of beautiful women who would marry him for half of that, even pretend they didn't do it for the money.

 

[FairyD]

Heh it's funny, thinking about cheating. Why is it when a person has everything he's willing to risk it all for a couple of one night stands.

 

[el retorno]

Isnt the source of this the national enquirer?