"Mix It, Stretch It, Boil It Up! Burn, Copper Pot, Burn!"
Naruto and Choji are heading to the Ramen stand. Naruto hasn't had any in awhile because of all the missions and Choji remarks on how post mission Ramen is the best, "Spreading it's Noodley goodness throughout your body!" Ramen. RAMEN. RAMEN! What, Closed for the day? Naruto is shaken. His dreams are dead. Choji can smell ramen though, there is ramen afoot!
Naruto and Choji infiltrate the ramen shop. Choji's nose tells no lies, that soup is new brother. He's training a new item. Old man figures out they are there and throws his dough stirring stick at them, hitting both and dropping them to the floor. Naruto immediately recovers and orders one miso pork ramen topped with an egg. Old man Ramen apologizes for braining them and compliments them on the effort they took just to get ramen. Naruto thinks it is cool that he wants to expand the menu but do it after hours, Choji agrees. The old man sighs and hands them the new product. Naruto tries to dig right into the good stuff but Choji like any good foodie wants him to show some damn respect and try out the broth first.
It's good! Second step is mix the noodles and the broth together. Something is wrong, it's missing something. Choji declares the party over, the noodles are outclassed by the new soup! Old man is shook. Choji lays it down; the soup is next gen but the noodles are sub 720p 30 frames per second. It just doesn't fit. The old man knew this was coming. Naruto asks for more water from Ayame...who isn't there. "With ramen this bad I'll never win Ayame back from the Ryonin" and Teuchi collapses! what is going on here?
They bring him to his room and get Sakura involved. He's just collapsed from fatigue. She prescribes bed rest and some supplements. Th boys are relieved but she wants him to take a few days off from the shop. His arms are swollen. Naruto brings up the bit about Ayame and Sakura brings up that Ayame is his daughter but has no clue what the Ryonin is. Naruto doesn't know either but Choji does. They are the ninja chef! What has he heard about them? Rumors and dark whispers mainly. He explains the whole Ninja food problem; Food Pills are nutritious but taste awful. What if they tasted great? To solve that problem a new role in ninja society was developed, the ninja chef. Naruto still doesn't get what this has to do with Ayame until the old man speaks up out of nowhere. They kidnapped her. All three of them are shook. It all started two weeks ago in a FLASHBACK.
Three mysterious travelers are here for some Ramen. One of them compliments him on an excellent job as always...It's Hakkaku! They apprenticed under the same Ramen Master long ago before he became a shop owner and Hakkaku a ninja chef. He wants the phantom recipe. Teuchi doesn't know what he's talking about but Hakkaku thinks he is bluffing. He comes back early one morning to find Ayame isn't there...and a picture of her tied up is under a tray. Those ninja chef bastards! If he wants her back he needs to hand over the phantom recipe? Sakura asks him why he didn't go for the Hokage. He didn't want his daughter to get hurt if he did. Also in the note there was a second option, make Ramen so delicious that he'll just give her back and use that instead. Sakura asks if he's got anything that good and Teuchi doesn't know. That's why he was working on the new recipe. He got the soup just right but the noodles can't make that next level. He's only got one day left until the cooking challenge is over. What is he going to do? Naruto can't imagine a world without Ayame in it so he is going to help make noodles. Choji and Sakura agree.
Crash course on noodle making. Mix well, knead it to show who is boss and start pulling it! His technique is sublime. Telling someone how is easy, but it takes five years to do it right the old man muses to himself. Maybe Hakkaku will trade Ayame for him. Naruto is psychic when it comes to script development and wonders if that internal monologue was him thinking about ways to get his daughter back after they fail. Teiuchi lies. Naruto and the rest believe in not negotiating with terrorists. Choji believes that cooking from the heart will overcome years of technique. They are jerking off those noodles.
Tomorrow afternoon arrives and they meet at the secluded location. Hakkaku wonders if he has the recipe. He's got his whole kitchen on his back so he is going with plan b. Hakkaku thinks he is a fool. Gonna need something stronger than that hum drum Ramen he served yesterday. He asks where Ayame is and she calls out, but Hakkaku throws knives at his feet to stop him getting any closer. He asks to use assistants and Hakkaku thinks they will be more trouble than they are worth but he allows it. Begin the cooking challenge! A few dozen ninja chef appear! Can he please the pallets of those who cook from the shadows? Teuchi has the soup on lock down and will handle the other ingredients but the noodles are up to them! Sakura gives them a pep talk; Ayame's life is in their hands and they better not fuck up. Hakkaku loves the smell of the soup but is worried about the noodles. Amateurs manhandling that dough. They practiced all night says Sakura but the noodles weren't anything to write home about says Choji. Naruto wants them to be the best but then spills over a container of liquid and the ninja chef laugh. Gotta go fast and smooth.
Look it's Kakashi-Sensei!
The ninja chef laugh. Naruto's hands are giant red and swollen hulk hands. Sakura is too strong. Naruto has an idea as Teuchi pours out the last of the ingredients. Choji is going to start mixing but Naruto wants to step in. All of them are shinobi and all have special techniques which can be applied to cooking...ninja style. Shadow Clone Jutsu. He's gonna mix that dough with Rasengan...Ichiraku style! Choji and Sakura are LEGIT SHOOK. Mixing ingredients with chakra, it will be mixed down to the celluar level. He calls out for Sakura.
Using her Hulk strength when angry to get the most perfect firmness ever seen. She breaks through the rock Naruto placed them on and he jumps up to catch the bag. Choji is up next and doesn't need any explanation, he's a shinobi from the Leaf Village. Partial Expansion Jutsu, both hands. He is going long on this one.
Oh, oh my. Those noodles are so perfectly stretched they Armstrong glitter. Truly peerless noodles, if they are matched with that soup...the Ninja chef will lose today. Hakkaku isn't done yet and asks a simple question, "Who will you serve first?" Naruto doesn't get it but Teuchi knows a bit about Ninja Chef bullshit and is worried. The first guest to arrive gets served first. No matter how delicious this perfect Ramen is he will be disqualified if he goes against tradition. Choji understands for he would raise a stink if any line cutter went ahead of him. There are 100 ninja chefs that all arrived at about the same time, so the four of them would have to swerve everyone at once. Oh no. There's no possible way around this! Naruto, smug as he'll ever be, mentions they are ninja. Shadow clones. Victory lap music. Him serving everyone as Teuchi times him on every step. They are shook. Taste is the key here is the only thing he has left to fall back on.
Even then his evil ways are no match for pure flavor. The other ninja chefs are entranced. They won! The truth is the ninja chef are in a serious bind, they want delicious food that's healthy and portable. They flew too high on the flavor train and there food was too good, turning the ninja who ate it fat, breaking tree limbs and unable to complete missions. They're worried about job security. They wanted the phantom meal so they could reach the height of flavor without making the ninja fat. They hear it's called "the scum recipe" and the ninja have no idea. They sent out their scouts and heard he had mentioned it but the old man has no idea.
Until he thinks about it a moment. He might actually know it. The kids are shook. His informant misheard though, it's "the skim recipe" as our friend the comedy crow flies by. The trick he uses to skim the soup. He called it the scum recipe once by accident. Naruto thinks that's a dumb punch line "if his tongue had slipped any worse it would have fallen out" and Choji agrees. Sakura, right to the point as always, mentions that a deal is a deal. Where is she?
Damn! The evil of the Ninja Chef's knows no bounds. They weren't bragging when they said they could cook. She might have had seconds a few times and doesn't notice the weight gain. Teuchi is crying buckets. The three head back into town sometime later. They have a new item menu at Ichiraku. Is it the new god ramen asks Choji? Nope, it's a Diet Ramen that is...
Real Popular with the girls. They skip the line and head right in. Ayame is back to normal. They ask where Teuchi is and he ate the Diet Ramen himself to be supportive...and is emaciated. Yes, Naruto, there is such a thing as being too thin.
NEXT EPISODE: "Remembrance: The Lost Page"