I had an interesting phone call today
Me:hello
Dude: hi this is *name I didn't catch* who am I speaking to?
Me: my name is Alex
Dude: okay I think I know who you are.
Me:You dont sound familiar, I think you misdialed.
Dude: I think I do have the right number. Where's *female name I didn't catch*?
Me: I have no idea who you are talking about. You dialed the wrong number.
Dude: I think you do know who I'm talking about.
Me: I still have no idea who you are talking about. This is my personal cellphone number I think you missdialed.
Dude: If you have no idea who I'm talking about then how the fuck is your number in her phone?
Me: *starts laughing*
Dude: oh yeah go ahead laugh it up
Me *click*
Dude hasn't called back. Have no idea who he thinks I'm sleeping with.
Me:hello
Dude: hi this is *name I didn't catch* who am I speaking to?
Me: my name is Alex
Dude: okay I think I know who you are.
Me:You dont sound familiar, I think you misdialed.
Dude: I think I do have the right number. Where's *female name I didn't catch*?
Me: I have no idea who you are talking about. You dialed the wrong number.
Dude: I think you do know who I'm talking about.
Me: I still have no idea who you are talking about. This is my personal cellphone number I think you missdialed.
Dude: If you have no idea who I'm talking about then how the fuck is your number in her phone?
Me: *starts laughing*
Dude: oh yeah go ahead laugh it up
Me *click*
Dude hasn't called back. Have no idea who he thinks I'm sleeping with.