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[Matlock]

Man, it bugs the hell out of me now that I started really paying attention. There's girls out there that look positively stunning until they change one thing.

Girl #1: Cute
Change: Hair coloring
Now: Looks like a crack addict

Girl #2: Hot
Change: Glasses
Now: Looks like a hobbit

Girl #3: Cute
Change: Wearing dressed-up clothes, not the cheesy punk shit
Now: blech


"So, attractive one day, not attractive the next."
"Have you come across this?"
"Yes, I am familiar with this syndrome. She's a two-face."
"Like the Batman villain?"
"If that helps you."
"So if I ask her out again, I don't know who's showing up -- the good, the bad, or the ugly."

 

[MrAngryFace]

Are you just jealous you only have one face, and its the ugly one?

 

[Guzim]

Seinfeld kicks ass.

 

[Cauliflower of Love]

Are you just jealous you only have one face, and its the ugly one?

 

[shuri]

Matlock, did you just discover that women existed or something?

 

[SD-Ness]

Girl #2: Hot
Change: Glasses
Now: Looks like a hobbit

Sir -- you're wrong here.

 

[BojTrek]

 

[Boogie]

Sir -- you're wrong here.

 

[AlphaSnake]

Sir -- you're wrong here.

Serrriously. How frames make a woman 3 feet tall and have deformed feet is beyond me. Matlock's always been in a world of his own.

 

[Warm Machine]

Nicole Kidman in Eyes Wide Shut and wearing glasses = hot

 

[Matlock]

Serrriously. How frames make a woman 3 feet tall and have deformed feet is beyond me. Matlock's always been in a world of his own.

You lack the mental capacity to figure out metaphorical structure, but that's a-ok.

 

[nomoment]

Are you just jealous you only have one face, and its the ugly one?

Ouch.

 

[rs7k]

Serrriously. How frames make a woman 3 feet tall and have deformed feet is beyond me. Matlock's always been in a world of his own.

You say seriously a lot. I have that problem too IRL.

 

[Matlock]

Ouch.

That'd hurt if I didn't already said I was an ugly bastard.

 

[Mike Works]

Are you just jealous you only have one face, and its the ugly one?

 

[kablooey]

Girls with glasses = HOT!

*doesn't wear glasses, so the geeky guy with glasses comment doesn't apply*

 

[Eminem]

Girls with glasses = HOT!

*doesn't wear glasses, so the geeky guy with glasses comment doesn't apply*

Yep. Same here.