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[Varion]

"Nick! Nick! I made one faux pas too many and the Chinese are attacking! Where did I leave Trident?"
"Oh. Yeah. About that..."
"What?"
"Well, I kinda... threw it away while you were out."
"You what?"
"I didn't think we'd be needing it."
"You stupid prick, the Chinese are attacking!"

:lol :lol

 

[curls]

"Nick! Nick! I made one faux pas too many and the Chinese are attacking! Where did I leave Trident?"
"Oh. Yeah. About that..."
"What?"
"Well, I kinda... threw it away while you were out."
"You what?"
"I didn't think we'd be needing it."
"You stupid prick, the Chinese are attacking!"

:lol

 

[Wes]

Labour copying Top Gear's "over the shoulder Girl" shot.

 

[Gary Whitta]

A friend of mine on Twitter said he wanted to hear the EastEnders drum roll after Brown walked away from the podium in Downing St. That would have been awesome.

 

[Hot Coldman]

"Nick! Nick! I made one faux pas too many and the Chinese are attacking! Where did I leave Trident?"
"Oh. Yeah. About that..."
"What?"
"Well, I kinda... threw it away while you were out."
"You what?"
"I didn't think we'd be needing it."
"You stupid prick, the Chinese are attacking!"

Holy shit, well done :lol :lol :lol

 

[Veidt]

edit: That chinese attacking post :lol

 

[Xavien]

Fixed.

Another great speech from Brown.

Yep, shame he didn't do this from the beginning of the election, the outcome could've been very very different.

 

[Mad_Ban]

Damnit I wanted to hear the end of that!

Damnnn youuuu Dimbleby!!!

 

[MrMysterio]

We don't know any details of the policy compromises yet, do we? (Scared immigrant over here )

 

[Sage00]

Ed Balls has toned himself down. Has to be standing for leader.

 

[scotcheggz]

Damnit I wanted to hear the end of that!

Damnnn youuuu Dimbleby!!!

yeh me too, I don't get why they cut that short?

 

[UnblessedSoul]

We don't know any details of the policy compromises yet, do we? (Scared immigrant over here )

Immigration was one of the Camerons red line he wouldn't budge on, so it's safe to say you are screwed

 

[Veidt]

We don't know any details of the policy compromises yet, do we? (Scared immigrant over here )

Are EEA citizen? Then you're not really an immigrant.

 

[avaya]

Ed Balls has toned himself down. Has to be standing for leader.

His head is out of proportion to his face.

The boggley-eyed cunt.

 

[dr_octagon]

We don't know any details of the policy compromises yet, do we? (Scared immigrant over here )

Don't worry, bring a diary and you can hide in my house like Anne Frank

 

[curls]

Milbananas or bust!

 

[Garjon]

One of the few times I've ever agreed with Mandy - Labour really have put up a great fight this time, bigotgate and that aside

 

[Hot Coldman]

Don't worry, bring a diary and you can hide in my house like Anne Frank

Wow, edgy.

 

[Varion]

Hang on, Cameron's moving in already? What about Brown's stuff? :lol

 

[Britprog]

Hang on, Cameron's moving in already? What about Brown's stuff? :lol

Big Bonfire in No 10 back yard :lol

No seriously, the movers are getting Browns stuff out as we speak

 

[Jex]

At least we get to say that we have the smuggest leader of any country in the world!

 

[Wes]

Nick Witchell has the easiest job in the world.

 

[avaya]

At least we get to say that we have the smuggest leader of any country in the world!

He is such a lightweight.

 

[Wes]

Looking forward to hearing the foreign leaders opinions of Cameron now that he's the PM.

 

[Hot Coldman]

At least we get to say that we have the smuggest leader of any country in the world!

Sarkozy?

 

[Gary Whitta]

Nick Witchell has the easiest job in the world.

Easier than sitting on angry lesbians, that's for sure.

 

[dsister44]

i think im going to chunder everywhahhh

fixed


God I swear that video is based on Exeter uni, o i'm getting debt inducing bills and im surrounded by rahs.


hopfully part of the deal is that we get uni fees cut

 

[defel]

Lets be honest, any political leader is inherently smug

 

[Manos: The Hans of Fate]

But that's the problem.
Journalism shouldn't be enslaved to corporate interests. That's why we have the BBC.

But Partisan Newspapers are an English tradition paid for by the patronage of their poltical backers. I understand the concept of the BBC as a neutral body (granted thats not easy). Look I love the BBC, in High School I would always watch the 30 minute nightly broadcast on my PBS station, before the net really took off it was the best way to get true world coverage.

 

[Jex]

Sarkozy?

Oh, damn, good point!

But Partisan Newspapers are an English tradition paid for by the patronage of their poltical backers.

That works fine, in theory, until someone has a monopoly on the press.

 

[RedShift]

Nick Witchell has the easiest job in the world.

Didn't Prince Charles call him 'an awful annoying man' or something when he thought his mike was off, Rochdale style?

 

[Empty]

Looking forward to hearing the foreign leaders opinions of Cameron now that he's the PM.

hasn't obama called him a "lighweight" before, he will change his tune.

 

[Mama Robotnik]

I vent my rage as a poem:

There once was a man called Gordon Brown,
He led the country with an eternal Frown,
But he was a bit rubbish, and lost the vote,
And now we're ruled, by a smug twattish scrote.

We're fucked.

 

[Wes]

Easier than sitting on angry lesbians, that's for sure.

Technically speaking that is what he is doing... following the Queen everywhere she goes.

 

[Manos: The Hans of Fate]

I can't work out if this is a joke post.

He had no trouble supporting labour in the past.

 

[Dambrosi]

Jeez stop acting like you just got Palin put in as PM. The Murdoch stuff is bunk too since he just supports anyone whose in his best interests.

That's the fucking point! You really don't see something wrong with that?? He owns more than 50% of the British media for Christ's sake!

He had no trouble supporting New Labour in the past.

Fixed, and that was only because he did a deal with Murdoch.

Seriously, Murdoch and his son are poisonous to democracy. We need to deal with their media monopoly somehow, or we're fucked for a generation.

 

[Varion]

...Seeing someone address Cameron as PM still makes me feel very weird.

It'll take time to get used to this I think.

 

[avaya]

He had no trouble supporting labour in the past.

This makes it better? The fuck sort of argument is that?

 

[MrMysterio]

Are EEA citizen? Then you're not really an immigrant.

Yeah, that's true. I am worried about the anti-EU approach, though.
Is there a possibility that they could pass legislation enabling them to overrule EU law? Really have no idea how international (or national) law works.

 

[Parl]

Well, there we go then. David Cameron is now our Prime Minister.

 

[Gary Whitta]

This is making me queasy.

 

[FuturusX]

Don't worry, bring a diary and you can hide in my house like Anne Frank

:lol

 

[jamieson87]

Well, that was that.

 

[Hot Coldman]

 

[Manos: The Hans of Fate]

This makes it better? The fuck sort of argument is that?

That's the fucking point! You really don't see something wrong with that?? He owns more than 50% of the British media for Christ's sake!

No, it just makes it business based and not ideological based, thats all.

 

[avaya]

Yeah, that's true. I am worried about the anti-EU approach, though.
Is there a possibility that they could pass legislation enabling them to overrule EU law? Really have no idea how international (or national) law works.

Bye bye Lib-dems if they do that.

 

[Mama Robotnik]

Hahahahaha!

 

[UnblessedSoul]

Well all was can do is just sit back and watch the UK crumble

 

[Gary Whitta]

Dimbleby with the pwnage. "It's called a digital camera, professor" :lol :lol

 

[Sage00]

Dimbleby: It's called a digital camera professor. :lol