And the lepers and the madmen and the diseased came unto the Lord.
And they asked the Lord to heal them.
And the Lord looked at them appraisingly, counting on his fingers.
And the Lord spake unto them, saying You people have got to stop relying on my handouts.
For my power is Great and Mighty, and if You would pull Yourselves up by Your bootstraps, your power could be mighty too.
And there was a wailing and a gnashing of teeth, and a leper spake thus - But we are not the Son of God, we are not blessed with the privileges you got at birth
And the Lord smote him, and said Look, leave me alone, you're cramping my style
And they left him alone, and his style was no longer cramped