My bad. It was still speculation/a theory and not a leak, so I thought people might find it interesting because I hadn't even thought about it, but don't want it to be a distraction.
*UNMARKED SPOILERS ALL BOOKS* Game of Thrones |OT| - Season 5 - Sundays on HBO
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Corpsepyre
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Can someone refresh my memory and tell me what happened after the walk of shame? Cersei got to choose a warrior of hers to face another, right?
Fantastic.
Holy Shit, I fucking predicted it pages back:
Please tell me D&D are not this stupid.
Please tell me D&D are not this stupid.
PhoenixDark
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I can't tell what's going on here.
He said D and D can't be this stupid. This is Ramsay fighting shirtless right in the middle of several ironborn who are fully armored and not at all unable to kill him.
PhoenixDark
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she shouldnt take motherly advice from cersei! She will get her kids killed that way!
I prefer to pretend that never happened. Plus, you know that in the show armor is just a decorative piece it serves no function. Are we forgetting when Jory and Ned both killed like four Lannister men in full armor whilst wearing nothing but a leather jerkin?
biosnake20
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It could be Sansa being pregnant or it could be literally anything else.
That's the most vague shit I've ever heard.
That's the most vague shit I've ever heard.
It means she's gonna rape him instead.
Steelyuhas
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Yep, they are 99% just speculation based on usually crazy extrapolation of a quote or logline.
Atraveller
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Ganzlinger
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This is fucked up.
This thread going completely off the deep end based on one guy reading one line in an article and saying "Pragnant?" I agree.
So... OMG, D&D are hacks.
Even if the rumor is bullshit, it doesnt take a genius to know she will get pregnant sooner rather than later. He rapes her every day. Even if she gets "lucky" and somehow doesnt get pregnant in the first month, its highly unlikely she doesnt get pregnant in the second month. Unless she is barren.
Steelyuhas
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bengraven
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he probably already gave up. His brother in law, his Wife and his Mother in prison. Some guys with clubs ruling the streets, his Unclefather MIA, his brother dead, his sister plotting to overthrow him, the maester is a lunatic, the master of coin an imbecile if he isnt already dead, the boltons in semi-open rebellion, his uncle stannis wants to kill him, rumors of Dragons across the narrow sea spiced with the Info that a targarian is controlling these dragons, smallfolkcrying incest and bastard at him, tyrells are not happy, Ironborn raiding the shores.
And Sir pounce has a stomachache.
I would also just eat my meal and shrug my shoulders. And then let the Wildfire chaches underground explode.
In the books he didnt understand any of this. In the show he clearly must go crazy.
bengraven
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Interesting note: while I'm making this re-read thread I noticed something.
Despite being as long or longer than some books in the series, Feast actually has the LEAST amount of chapters. By nearly half.
GOT: 72
COK: 69
SOS: 81
FOC: 45
DOD: 72
Average without FOC: 73
Average with FOC: 67
I wonder if that contributes to people's lethargy with the book? We spend too much time with each POV?
I also realized that the titles, when shortened like that, look like a Grinder request by someone who can't spell. "GOT COK? SOS! FOC DOD! I NEDDIT".
Despite being as long or longer than some books in the series, Feast actually has the LEAST amount of chapters. By nearly half.
GOT: 72
COK: 69
SOS: 81
FOC: 45
DOD: 72
Average without FOC: 73
Average with FOC: 67
I wonder if that contributes to people's lethargy with the book? We spend too much time with each POV?
I also realized that the titles, when shortened like that, look like a Grinder request by someone who can't spell. "GOT COK? SOS! FOC DOD! I NEDDIT".
Shamrock7r
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On the other hand, Jorah's armor helped him kill a Dothraki!
And lack of armor helped two people move quicker and tire their armored opponents out in trial by combat (one of them got a bit too cocky though).
Yeah, that fits equally well with Sansa murdering him. That combined with the mention of Brienne having something to do could add up to the escape sequence in the finale. Or Sansa is preggers and Brienne abandons her to go kill Stannis. If we want the terrible ending.
Lol, the Sansa fans are probably the most passionate of any group. There's a large audience who self-project onto that character and who are convinced that she's going to be a complete badass by the end. Playing with the Sansa plot is playing with fire.
Oldest Snake
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She's met at the Red Keep by Qyburn and a new, extremely large member of the King's Guard named "Robert Strong", whom she is informed has taken a vow of silence until her enemies are defeated (or something similar). It's assumed he is her chosen Champion in the trial.
She appears to be humbled by her experience with the Faith, but is still scheming and planning against people who have wronger her.
Ape Gone Insane
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They love their season finale revival eye shots.
Apparently the last shot in season 3 was going to be Stoneheart being revived. When that didn't happen, they came back for an encore for the season 4 finale.
Jon eye shot would be such a cool closer though
That would be funny if Feast and Dance had the word "of" in the title.
Corpsepyre
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Wait, so where did Jaime come in? I remember he destroyed the letter that she sent him for him to come back and face the champion. Was that before what you mentioned?
bengraven
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I was being a smart ass, honestly. I've had it up to "HERE" with __ of ___ for fantasy titles.
I should have said "abbreviated like that".
HBO's summary for the Episode:
"A gathering of three turns deadly"
or even more nondescriptive: "A gathering of three with an unexpected result"
Oldest Snake
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She sends a letter to Jaime asking him to be her champion, yes. This happens before her penance walk.
Those weren't from Reddit, they were the 'leaks' from 4chan.
Jaimie is still in the Riverlands. Cercei while she is trapped in the Sept of Baelor asks Qyburn to deliver a message from her to Jaimie. He eventually receives the letter and decides to burn it, he soon after meets Brienne.
Buzzfeed writing the HBO summaries?
hipsterpants
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tbh it's probably that Sansa does something to Myranda (accidentally kills her in self defense imo).
Hahaha.
No. The fucking dogs were.
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