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*UNMARKED SPOILERS ALL BOOKS* Game of Thrones |OT| - Season 7 - Sundays on HBO

I love the Linda from Wsteros.org post show review. It's amazing how she rips apart any episode I enjoyed.

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Jon is so calm trying to explain to everyone that every decision he is making is to fight a bunch of zombies

It's like I'm waiting for him to lose his shit over the next time someone starts questioning why he's doing what he's doing.
 
When Aegon began his conquest on Dorne one of his sister/wife's dragons got hit by it. Her dragon died but the rider's whereabouts are unknown, presumed dead. Until he received a letter but Aegon didn't reveal the content of the letter, he ended up burning it and it kinda temporarily stopped his attempts on bringing Dorne to the fold.

Now, see- that little bit of exposition would have fit nicely into Qyburn's unveiling of the ballista last night. "Dorne never fell during Aegon's conquest. They used a device like this to kill one of Aegon's dragons, after which he called off the seige.... etc."

As it is, I just can't fathom how the rest of Westeros sat there and got shit on by dragon fire without ever attempting to, you know, fire some large, flying, pointy projectiles at them.
 
Now, see- that little bit of exposition would have fit nicely into Qyburn's unveiling of the ballista last night. "Dorne never fell during Aegon's conquest. They used a device like this to kill one of Aegon's dragons, after which he called off the seige.... etc."

As it is, I just can't fathom how the rest of Westeros sat there and got shit on by dragon fire without ever attempting to, you know, fire some large, flying, pointy projectiles at them.

Westeros wasn't really one united kingdom at that age. Each House is on its own. Probably why Aegon picked them off quite easily. Dorne might have had the environmental advantage.
 

hydruxo

Member
I can't blame Theon for dipping out like he did. Dude would've gotten killed on the spot if he tried to fight Euron, and Yara likely would have too. Even if he was mentally stable he wouldn't have stood a chance. At least this way there's a chance Yara lives for a while longer, and maybe Theon will find some way to redeem himself again to save her. Not getting my hopes up at all on that but I can't really see what else they'd have him do at this point.
 
Speaking of lazy: the secret, forbidden, super high-level, Citadel-only cure for advanced Greyscale is cutting it off with a scalpel and putting some ointment on it? Srsly? Nobody outside of one maester ever thought to try such a thing?

I'm shocked that humanity has survived at all on Planetos if its inhabitants are truly this stupid.
 
Speaking of lazy: the secret, forbidden, super high-level, Citadel-only cure for advanced Greyscale is cutting it off with a scalpel and putting some ointment on it? Srsly? Nobody outside of one maester ever thought to try such a thing?

I'm shocked that humanity has survived at all on Planetos if its inhabitants are truly this stupid.

The Maester talking with Sam mentions how risky it is to whoever is performing the treatment, the one guy who tried it ended up conducting greyscale himself. It's not like greyscale is a common disease anyway, better to just exile the patient instead of risk spreading it further.
 

studyguy

Member
Some awful Dorne characters are dead, thank fuck.

My girlfriend laughed at the ballista, 'What? Who didn't think of a giant crossbow before?'
 
I wonder if we'll see the Dothraki vs the High Garden armies since I figure that would be in the fields.
I think high garden will be wiped out by Sam's father. And the dothraki with drogon will defeat them. With drogon killed. Maybe the end of Jaime Lannister too.
 
Westeros wasn't really one united kingdom at that age. Each House is on its own. Probably why Aegon picked them off quite easily. Dorne might have had the environmental advantage.

Dorne definitely had an environmental advantage- it was full of more open spaces and long sightlines. They knew when attacks were coming and from what direction.

None of this does anything to explain why, if dragons can simply be taken down by ballistas, dragons ever played a pivotal role in conquering the seven kingdoms. It's either feasible to shoot them down or it isn't. If it is, then we're basically being told (in the show world) that nobody's ever thought to try until now, which seems ludicrous to me.
 

duckroll

Member
Speaking of lazy: the secret, forbidden, super high-level, Citadel-only cure for advanced Greyscale is cutting it off with a scalpel and putting some ointment on it? Srsly? Nobody outside of one maester ever thought to try such a thing?

I'm shocked that humanity has survived at all on Planetos if its inhabitants are truly this stupid.

Look dude, it's too dangerous okay?
 

Zolo

Member

Yeah. I'm pretty sure Doran was signed up for 4 episodes in season 6, but they clearly just wanted to get their plot line over with. We're also just supposed to believe everyone's cool with them killing off Doran and Trystane.

Speaking of lazy: the secret, forbidden, super high-level, Citadel-only cure for advanced Greyscale is cutting it off with a scalpel and putting some ointment on it? Srsly? Nobody outside of one maester ever thought to try such a thing?

I'm shocked that humanity has survived at all on Planetos if its inhabitants are truly this stupid.
Maybe it depends on what the ointment is made of?
 

duckroll

Member
Yeah. I'm pretty sure Doran was signed up for 4 episodes in season 6, but they clearly just wanted to get their plot line over with. We're also just supposed to believe everyone's cool with them killing off Doran and Trystane.

WEAK MEN WILL NEVER RULE DORNE AGAIN!
 
The Maester talking with Sam mentions how risky it is to whoever is performing the treatment, the one guy who tried it ended up conducting greyscale himself. It's not like greyscale is a common disease anyway, better to just exile the patient instead of risk spreading it further.

I get all that, but my point is: "cut it off and put some ointment on it" doesn't seem like a radical idea that would require finding the right secret book in the bowels of world's temple of hidden knowledge in order to discover it. That approach would be the first thing to occur to anyone who can count to potato.

Look dude, it's too dangerous okay?

Understood. ;)
 

jett

D-Member
Yeah. I'm pretty sure Doran was signed up for 4 episodes in season 6, but they clearly just wanted to get their plot line over with. We're also just supposed to believe everyone's cool with them killing off Doran and Trystane.
It's so obvious they haven't thought it through nor do they care.
Maybe it depends on what the ointment is made of?

Ah yes, finally realized the point of the montage in the first episode.

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SummitAve

Banned
Speaking of lazy: the secret, forbidden, super high-level, Citadel-only cure for advanced Greyscale is cutting it off with a scalpel and putting some ointment on it? Srsly? Nobody outside of one maester ever thought to try such a thing?

I'm shocked that humanity has survived at all on Planetos if its inhabitants are truly this stupid.

Do we know that it has even worked though? I think you also need to remember the enhanced magic now vs. other times.
 
Do we know that it has even worked though?

Do you honestly think they would have had Jorah show up at the Citadel and that they would have staged last night's scene if it wasn't going to work? It's 100% going to work. If the show runners wanted rid of Jorah, they would have written him out by now.
 
if i start reading the first book now or after season 7, will i be able to finish the series before season 8?

Depends on how fast/often you read. If you can get through a ~1,000 page book every month-and-a-half or so, then yes. If you're like me, you'll tear through the first three books pretty fast, but the next couple will be more of a chore.
 
Depends on how fast/often you read. If you can get through a ~1,000 page book every month-and-a-half or so, then yes. If you're like me, you'll tear through the first three books pretty fast, but the next couple will be more of a chore.

i'm a lot older now but when i was a kid, i finished some of the harry potter books in like 3 days.

harry potter, for lack of a better term, "literally" is easier to read than asoiaf, also. just the way it's written, but i can't think of the right word for it.
 

Iksenpets

Banned
Look dude, it's too dangerous okay?

It's so dangerous it killed the archmaester who invented it, but Sam nailed it even though it's his first time performing surgery ever, on an unrestrained, unanaesthetized patient. (Again, I'm totally willing to forgive this if Sam saves Jorah but kills everyone else because of his poor handling of live greyscale cultures)
 
Speaking of lazy: the secret, forbidden, super high-level, Citadel-only cure for advanced Greyscale is cutting it off with a scalpel and putting some ointment on it? Srsly? Nobody outside of one maester ever thought to try such a thing?

I'm shocked that humanity has survived at all on Planetos if its inhabitants are truly this stupid.
Planetos is officially the world? It's not just another Earth somewhere?
 
What was the point of even given Jorah Grayscale if they are just going to cure it? Presumably in the books Connington is going to spread it to the population of Westeros in some way (maybe King's Landing?) making his love of Aegon the undoing of Aegon's short rule (assuming he gets that far). In the show...they just give it to him and cure it?
 
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