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[tcrunch]

This reminds me of the time I went to my local grocery store for a video-game related cake, one with Rosalina on it. It was for me (yes, I buy cakes for myself on my birthday, it's not weird lots of people do it I bet), and I got the weirdest looks when I asked them to do it. To add insult to injury, they didn't even know who Rosalina was. Yes, believe it or not, there are people who are employed to create children cakes who don't know who Rosalina is. Please, don't face-palm all at once. One of them at least knew what Mario was, but pointed to one of the stock cakes they have with Princess Peach on it. I had to hold back my laughter so I didn't offend them.

To make a long story short, I actually had to go home and print some pictures of Rosalina off to show them---just to be safe, I went with five good pictures, some official renders, some of it really high quality Rosalina fan art (choosing which ones to use was a difficult matter in itself) just to make sure they got her good side.

As you can see, I was NOT satisfied with it and complained to the manager. This got me the cake for free and, hey, I was happy. I felt guilty getting it for totally free though, I just wanted a discount, so I bought some cupcakes along with it. Light blue and yellow like Rosalina, of course.

I felt bad eating the cake so I kind of just let it sit on my kitchen counter for awhile, and when it started to melt, put it in my freezer. It's still in there---I don't have the heart to eat it.

When I put the text in google nothing comes up.
Help...

Help...

 

[liliththepale]

Yeah, for a grocery store, that's not too bad. There have been stranger Mario cakes.

OMG I don't even like cake and I want this for my birthday! ♥

 

[Dash Kappei]

Yeah, for a grocery store, that's not too bad. There have been stranger Mario cakes.

Poor Tony.
And Mario's impossible pose irks me more than it should, he's giving his back but then his head's straight and not just turned and the fuck is wring with those arms

edit: ok apparantely he's using the classic "whore flirting with cars near a street lamp" pose but that still looks like his butt instead of waist and pack wtf

 

[Huevos de Oro]

I only want to eat the nipple in that Mario cake.

 

[Falk]

What do you think?

The more I look at the picture, the sadder Mario looks

(

 

[Caddywompus]

Doesn't look like it would taste good but I would love a cake like that on my 30th birthday.

 

[Labrys]

last year my mom drew an off model pangoro on my birthday cake using frosting and i loved it all the same

 

[Zolo]

I don't see how he can look sad with that smile under/on his moustache.

 

[Moonkid]

For a local grocery store, that's a lot more effort than I'd expect. Good stuff.

 

[Yrael]

"We asked our local grocery store to make a Mario Kart birthday cake"

Well if you were going for a professional finish that was your first mistake.

However, for a supermarket cake that's not the worst I've ever seen. Behold Cake Wrecks and tremble.

Oh my god.

 

[Unison]

 

[jetsetrez]

This reminds me of the time I went to my local grocery store for a video-game related cake, one with Rosalina on it. It was for me (yes, I buy cakes for myself on my birthday, it's not weird lots of people do it I bet), and I got the weirdest looks when I asked them to do it. To add insult to injury, they didn't even know who Rosalina was. Yes, believe it or not, there are people who are employed to create children cakes who don't know who Rosalina is. Please, don't face-palm all at once. One of them at least knew what Mario was, but pointed to one of the stock cakes they have with Princess Peach on it. I had to hold back my laughter so I didn't offend them.

To make a long story short, I actually had to go home and print some pictures of Rosalina off to show them---just to be safe, I went with five good pictures, some official renders, some of it really high quality Rosalina fan art (choosing which ones to use was a difficult matter in itself) just to make sure they got her good side.

As you can see, I was NOT satisfied with it and complained to the manager. This got me the cake for free and, hey, I was happy. I felt guilty getting it for totally free though, I just wanted a discount, so I bought some cupcakes along with it. Light blue and yellow like Rosalina, of course. Consumer her into your being.

I felt bad eating the cake so I kind of just let it sit on my kitchen counter for awhile, and when it started to melt, put it in my freezer. It's still in there---I don't have the heart to eat it.

You need to put her inside of you. Quickly, before she loses all of her moisture.

 

[NewGame]

OP was probably expecting

 

[MattyG]

This reminds me of the time I went to my local grocery store for a video-game related cake, one with Rosalina on it. It was for me (yes, I buy cakes for myself on my birthday, it's not weird lots of people do it I bet), and I got the weirdest looks when I asked them to do it. To add insult to injury, they didn't even know who Rosalina was. Yes, believe it or not, there are people who are employed to create children cakes who don't know who Rosalina is. Please, don't face-palm all at once. One of them at least knew what Mario was, but pointed to one of the stock cakes they have with Princess Peach on it. I had to hold back my laughter so I didn't offend them.

To make a long story short, I actually had to go home and print some pictures of Rosalina off to show them---just to be safe, I went with five good pictures, some official renders, some of it really high quality Rosalina fan art (choosing which ones to use was a difficult matter in itself) just to make sure they got her good side.

As you can see, I was NOT satisfied with it and complained to the manager. This got me the cake for free and, hey, I was happy. I felt guilty getting it for totally free though, I just wanted a discount, so I bought some cupcakes along with it. Light blue and yellow like Rosalina, of course.

I felt bad eating the cake so I kind of just let it sit on my kitchen counter for awhile, and when it started to melt, put it in my freezer. It's still in there---I don't have the heart to eat it.

 

[adamsappel]

OP was probably expecting

What is going on here?

Also, look up all the threads started by Watch Da Birdie. He's an interesting fellow.

 

[fernoca]

Oh my god.

Hahaha. That's amazing!

 

[Komo]

This reminds me of the time I went to my local grocery store for a video-game related cake, one with Rosalina on it. It was for me (yes, I buy cakes for myself on my birthday, it's not weird lots of people do it I bet), and I got the weirdest looks when I asked them to do it. To add insult to injury, they didn't even know who Rosalina was. Yes, believe it or not, there are people who are employed to create children cakes who don't know who Rosalina is. Please, don't face-palm all at once. One of them at least knew what Mario was, but pointed to one of the stock cakes they have with Princess Peach on it. I had to hold back my laughter so I didn't offend them.

To make a long story short, I actually had to go home and print some pictures of Rosalina off to show them---just to be safe, I went with five good pictures, some official renders, some of it really high quality Rosalina fan art (choosing which ones to use was a difficult matter in itself) just to make sure they got her good side.

As you can see, I was NOT satisfied with it and complained to the manager. This got me the cake for free and, hey, I was happy. I felt guilty getting it for totally free though, I just wanted a discount, so I bought some cupcakes along with it. Light blue and yellow like Rosalina, of course.

I felt bad eating the cake so I kind of just let it sit on my kitchen counter for awhile, and when it started to melt, put it in my freezer. It's still in there---I don't have the heart to eat it.

Joke post?

... Please?

 

[Richie]

This reminds me of the time I went to my local grocery store for a video-game related cake, one with Rosalina on it. It was for me (yes, I buy cakes for myself on my birthday, it's not weird lots of people do it I bet), and I got the weirdest looks when I asked them to do it. To add insult to injury, they didn't even know who Rosalina was. Yes, believe it or not, there are people who are employed to create children cakes who don't know who Rosalina is. Please, don't face-palm all at once. One of them at least knew what Mario was, but pointed to one of the stock cakes they have with Princess Peach on it. I had to hold back my laughter so I didn't offend them.

To make a long story short, I actually had to go home and print some pictures of Rosalina off to show them---just to be safe, I went with five good pictures, some official renders, some of it really high quality Rosalina fan art (choosing which ones to use was a difficult matter in itself) just to make sure they got her good side.

As you can see, I was NOT satisfied with it and complained to the manager. This got me the cake for free and, hey, I was happy. I felt guilty getting it for totally free though, I just wanted a discount, so I bought some cupcakes along with it. Light blue and yellow like Rosalina, of course.

I felt bad eating the cake so I kind of just let it sit on my kitchen counter for awhile, and when it started to melt, put it in my freezer. It's still in there---I don't have the heart to eat it.

That's...a perfectly decent Rosalina, especially if they had never seen the character before.

 

[Watch Da Birdie]

I was hope people would realize that's out of character for me. :<

'Course it's a joke (but I bet someone has really done that though), the cake's from gogle. I just cut off the "Julia" name.

 

[SatoAilDarko]

This reminds me of the time I went to my local grocery store for a video-game related cake, one with Rosalina on it.

Honestly that's a really good cake for a grocery store going off of pictures. It's more accurate but less creative than the fine one in the op.

As for the rest I really don't know what to say...

Nothing wrong with that cake.

Looks awesome but that visor makes me not want to take a bite. The color is so sickly.

Yeah, for a grocery store, that's not too bad. There have been stranger Mario cakes.

This can't be real. Not that such a cake could be made and given but that it's for a five year-old.

 

[CaptainSlow]

For a basic grocery store cake that's pretty damn good. If you wanted something extremely nice you should have gone to a bakery.

 

[Huevos de Oro]

That's the much coveted Blue Oyster Bar Mario.

 

[Trey]

What do you think?

You can just tell this was made by a doting but sweet older lady who has to work into her golden years because her savings and mom&pop bakery were lost in the recession.

 

[Remark]

30?

WHAT THE FUCK

Would be highkey embarrassed if I got that cake.

 

[Revolutionary]

This reminds me of the time I went to my local grocery store for a video-game related cake, one with Rosalina on it. It was for me (yes, I buy cakes for myself on my birthday, it's not weird lots of people do it I bet), and I got the weirdest looks when I asked them to do it. To add insult to injury, they didn't even know who Rosalina was. Yes, believe it or not, there are people who are employed to create children cakes who don't know who Rosalina is. Please, don't face-palm all at once. One of them at least knew what Mario was, but pointed to one of the stock cakes they have with Princess Peach on it. I had to hold back my laughter so I didn't offend them.

To make a long story short, I actually had to go home and print some pictures of Rosalina off to show them---just to be safe, I went with five good pictures, some official renders, some of it really high quality Rosalina fan art (choosing which ones to use was a difficult matter in itself) just to make sure they got her good side.

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As you can see, I was NOT satisfied with it and complained to the manager. This got me the cake for free and, hey, I was happy. I felt guilty getting it for totally free though, I just wanted a discount, so I bought some cupcakes along with it. Light blue and yellow like Rosalina, of course.

I felt bad eating the cake so I kind of just let it sit on my kitchen counter for awhile, and when it started to melt, put it in my freezer. It's still in there---I don't have the heart to eat it.

I really want to believe this is a joke. But there's a Mario cake for a 30 year old in the OP so.. I have no idea.

Edit: Just saw the followup post. It's hard to tell sometimes.

 

[Orniletter]

Thats cute.

Really not bad at all imo.

 

[TripOpt55]

Kind of hoping this is a late birthday cake for me! Honestly I think they did a pretty good job. Though the close-up of Mario does make me a bit sad :|

 

[D1AMONDDOGS]

This thread is nuts, man.

That Rosalina story is wild & I'm still waiting for someone to say it's actually a joke.

 

[liliththepale]

30?

WHAT THE FUCK

Would be highkey embarrassed if I got that cake.

You're wearing a Sonic avatar. Own up to it!

 

[RM8]

30?

WHAT THE FUCK

Would be highkey embarrassed if I got that cake.

Aren't you the guy who often says you don't like handhelds because you don't want people to see you playing on them?

 

[Nickle]

We just witnessed the birth of a meme.

 

[Cynn]

30?

WHAT THE FUCK

Would be highkey embarrassed if I got that cake.

Dude you are so cool.

 

[inky]

You're wearing a Sonic avatar. Own up to it!

He's probably 14 so it's OK for him.

 

[Deleted member 309291]

It looks like Ron Jeremy in Mario costume.

 

[thekonamicode]

This cake is fine, it's from a grocery store for cripes sake. Now if it came from a true bakery, I'd be asking for a refund.

 

[specialK]

this one looks legit

 

[GamerJM]

This reminds me of the time I went to my local grocery store for a video-game related cake, one with Rosalina on it. It was for me (yes, I buy cakes for myself on my birthday, it's not weird lots of people do it I bet), and I got the weirdest looks when I asked them to do it. To add insult to injury, they didn't even know who Rosalina was. Yes, believe it or not, there are people who are employed to create children cakes who don't know who Rosalina is. Please, don't face-palm all at once. One of them at least knew what Mario was, but pointed to one of the stock cakes they have with Princess Peach on it. I had to hold back my laughter so I didn't offend them.

To make a long story short, I actually had to go home and print some pictures of Rosalina off to show them---just to be safe, I went with five good pictures, some official renders, some of it really high quality Rosalina fan art (choosing which ones to use was a difficult matter in itself) just to make sure they got her good side.

As you can see, I was NOT satisfied with it and complained to the manager. This got me the cake for free and, hey, I was happy. I felt guilty getting it for totally free though, I just wanted a discount, so I bought some cupcakes along with it. Light blue and yellow like Rosalina, of course.

I felt bad eating the cake so I kind of just let it sit on my kitchen counter for awhile, and when it started to melt, put it in my freezer. It's still in there---I don't have the heart to eat it.

I'm betting that this all actually happened but you wrote it in the style of a silly copypasta hoping to get attention
>_>

 

[liliththepale]

He's probably 14 so it's OK for him.

Bah, you're never too old. &#9829;

 

[wanders]

It looks good

 

[Caddywompus]

What is going on here?

Also, look up all the threads started by Watch Da Birdie. He's an interesting fellow.

Looks like they pulled off a perfect cosplay

...Or they both fainted at the site of Miyamoto

 

[balohna]

It's definitely solid considering the person that decorated it was likely hired at minimum wage at some point, and may still make minimum wage.

 

[Jotamide]

Man, if I see cake I just eat it. I don't ponder its artistic integrity. WTF

 

[Dad]

I was hope people would realize that's out of character for me. :<

'Course it's a joke (but I bet someone has really done that though), the cake's from gogle. I just cut off the "Julia" name.

It's too late. Embrace your new tag.

 

[Huevos de Oro]

It's too late. Embrace your new tag.

lol

 

[Freshmaker]

This can't be real. Not that such a cake could be made and given but that it's for a five year-old.

It's from the custom bakery, Ass Backwards

 

[Lagamorph]

I'd be perfectly happy to receive that as a birthday cake.

 

[Akainu]

A cake fit for a wizard.

 

[Triggerhappytel]

Could probably be better, but I find it acceptable. Still better than Balloon Snake

Oh Lord, that is amazing! Do you have any context?

 

[andrerobot]

I was hope people would realize that's out of character for me. :<

'Course it's a joke (but I bet someone has really done that though), the cake's from gogle. I just cut off the "Julia" name.

I fell for you post, well done!!

It's too late. Embrace your new tag.

Holy shit, it's amazing.

 

[IndieJones]