What are some of the weirdest things you've done or had happen to you during sex?

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Haloid1177 said:
This is being severely overlooked.
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She also had a boyfriend, who had dinner with us the day I got up there before leaving for the weekend. I still often wonder if he had any clue that I was there pretty much 100% to do for her what he wasn't.

I think he worked for that site TheGIA, come to think of it, as I remember it being the weekend they shut down, but everyone thought it was a joke because they announced it on April Fool's Day or something like that.
 
Messofanego said:
Choking is pretty common, though. Set you off in that you'd deck him one?
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Honestly, he was a fucking stalker, and got near/around me through an equally scummy roommate. He forced involvement with me when I was vulnerable, and being forced to live somewhere so men could have access to abusing/basically raping me, because of the horrendous conditions I was living under. He chirped about "protecting people's privacy" who did not deserve any protection and was part of a quiet network of human traffickers and handlers that were part of the local metal scene, etc.

He was just better than most at putting up the "everything is good, happy and fine from the outside" front like I've been abused and forced to my entire life, without having any choice or free agency of my own.

He worked out a lot and knew what he was doing better than most in his approach of me, but it still doesn't change what he did or what he is part of.

I don't know what I would have done if he set me off. I've been abused/forced to do things by enough people that if someone falls under "red flag" category, I don't know what I'd do if they set me off.

He was part of a human trafficking/fraud network forum that was used to cover up and hide a lot of stuff.

inmycolon.forumatic.com

Nothing there should be taken at face value. His scummy friend that I was forced to live with was part of it too.
 
Trying to choke me is an instant end of night, probably end of relationship.

Uh, weirdest...probably the guy who wanted me to try and put my beer bottle in his ass when I sucked his dick.
 
crappy Ikea bed made of the world's weakest wood had wooden planks at the bottom of the wooden box spring as a base

crack!!!!....... awkward
 
The Wall said:
Honestly, he was a fucking stalker, and got near/around me through an equally scummy roommate. He forced involvement with me when I was vulnerable, and being forced to live somewhere so men could have access to abusing/basically raping me, because of the horrendous conditions I was living under. He chirped about "protecting people's privacy" who did not deserve any protection and was part of a quiet network of human traffickers and handlers that were part of the local metal scene, etc.

He was just better than most at putting up the "everything is good, happy and fine from the outside" front like I've been abused and forced to my entire life, without having any choice or free agency of my own.

He worked out a lot and knew what he was doing better than most in his approach of me, but it still doesn't change what he did or what he is part of.

I don't know what I would have done if he set me off. I've been abused/forced to do things by enough people that if someone falls under "red flag" category, I don't know what I'd do if they set me off.

He was part of a human trafficking/fraud network forum that was used to cover up and hide a lot of stuff.

inmycolon.forumatic.com

Nothing there should be taken at face value. His scummy friend that I was forced to live with was part of it too.
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Jeez, I'm glad you escaped from all of that.
 
at around 19 i was going for it with my first gee eff and all of a sudden had shit making its way, so i had to pull out, get up and run for the toilet. after about 20 agonising minutes on the toilet i came back and resumed

hogtied my ex and had my way with every hole lol
 
The Wall said:
Honestly, he was a fucking stalker, and got near/around me through an equally scummy roommate. He forced involvement with me when I was vulnerable, and being forced to live somewhere so men could have access to abusing/basically raping me, because of the horrendous conditions I was living under. He chirped about "protecting people's privacy" who did not deserve any protection and was part of a quiet network of human traffickers and handlers that were part of the local metal scene, etc.

He was just better than most at putting up the "everything is good, happy and fine from the outside" front like I've been abused and forced to my entire life, without having any choice or free agency of my own.

He worked out a lot and knew what he was doing better than most in his approach of me, but it still doesn't change what he did or what he is part of.

I don't know what I would have done if he set me off. I've been abused/forced to do things by enough people that if someone falls under "red flag" category, I don't know what I'd do if they set me off.

He was part of a human trafficking/fraud network forum that was used to cover up and hide a lot of stuff.

inmycolon.forumatic.com

Nothing there should be taken at face value. His scummy friend that I was forced to live with was part of it too.
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Holy shit. Well I'm glad that you're not there anymore. I hope you're alright now. As for the weird sex etc. I haven't even had enough normal vanilla ones, sadly.
 
Accidentally peed all over her. Felt like cumming at first, but when we realized what was happening it was too late.

Worst one-night stand ever.
 
I don't think any of this is too strange, but one of my girlfriends was into being tied up. So I learned some basic shibari techniques and invested in different items to tie her up with - like a spreader bar and a hog tie. She also liked the feeling of being double penetrated so we used a few different plugs or ben wa balls... She was pretty much into trying anything.

Also I slept through sex once. The girl woke up in the middle of the night and had her way with me while I was asleep. Apparently I was snoring.
 
I was a somewhat awkward 20 year old in college, and I was on a the third date with this new girl, and things were going good. We had Mexican food for dinner, and were at my place just talking and watching movies and stuff. Things become a little heated, and things move to the bedroom. She starts to go down on me, and it feels great. I start to relax and enjoy it thoroughly, but unfortunately I get too relaxed. I get a gassy pain in my gut, and I know what's coming. I figured I'd just hold it in and let it subside, but this is some deep pain. I didn't want to say anything or excuse myself, because she's going HAM on the johnson. I subtly and expertly reposition myself(and my butt) while she's focusing on the balls to try and suppress the sound, and gently let the gas free.

It was a mistake.

She knew instantly.

You can't suppress Mexican food smell.

Fuck.

She stops, and I can tell she's pissed. Everything stops, and we just cuddle for a bit and we both fall asleep. She left the next morning, and she never responded to my texts or calls again.

Now I refuse to Mexican food on dates.
 
Her7yn said:
I've recently started slapping my girl during missionary position while my other hand chokes her.
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It can be very good if the girl is into it.

I don't know why some of y'all are including rough sex(aside from throatfuck to vomit dude, that one is definitely noteworthy). Rough sex, as much as oral and the glorious act of booty eating, has become mainline as far as sex acts go. Not everybody is into it, but enough do it that I don't feel it should raise enough eye brows.

I will say that I knew a girl who really liked to be slapped and spit on. I realized that spitting on someone wasn't exactly my thing. Slapping is very occasional for me as well. Wouldn't want to do that to a person on a regular basis.

If I can find someone as bipolar as me in bed I'll be set.
 
The girl produced a razor out of fucking nowhere and cut her wrist in the middle of things, not in a kill yourself kind of way, just enough to graze and bleed.
 
weirdest for me was when she all of a sudden took off her underwear...

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Herbspiceguy said:
Sex with a woman who liked hard throatfucking, untill she started puking all over. Quickly grabbed a towel to clean up a little. Then continue to throatfuck and she would still occasionaly throw up. It was a mess, but somehow it turned me on.
I haven't met another woman who's fine with that.
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This I may try now. The girl I've been with for a little over a month isn't opposed to anything. Including throat fucking but I haven't tried it to the point where she throws up lol interesting.
 
After the sex, I discovered I had blood all over my knees, but we never discovered the source.

That's pretty tame I guess.
 
Exodust said:
It can be very good if the girl is into it.

I don't know why some of y'all are including rough sex(aside from throatfuck to vomit dude, that one is definitely noteworthy). Rough sex, as much as oral and the glorious act of booty eating, has become mainline as far as sex acts go. Not everybody is into it, but enough do it that I don't feel it should raise enough eye brows.

I will say that I knew a girl who really liked to be slapped and spit on. I realized that spitting on someone wasn't exactly my thing. Slapping is very occasional for me as well. Wouldn't want to do that to a person on a regular basis.

If I can find someone as bipolar as me in bed I'll be set.
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Yeah she's into alright.

I guess rough sex isn't common to mostly people. I've recently started the slapping and been choking for about a year now. Aside from that booty eating has become the norm for me but only right after a shower otherwise I stay away 😅 hair pulling/gripping, slapping,choking is where I'm at right now, nothing to extreme just yet.
 
Pulled a girl in a club, walked back to her house but her parents were still awake, we had sex in a park behind the house. She knelt and blew me to finish, choked then puked over me. I jizzed over the top and back of her head as she was still being sick. She looked a fucking mess so I said nothing, waited until she let herself in and legged it.
 
Shredderi said:
Holy shit. Well I'm glad that you're not there anymore. I hope you're alright now. As for the weird sex etc. I haven't even had enough normal vanilla ones, sadly.
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My family and even the Canadian Forces participated in it, and abused/tortured me for trying to leave the pathetic shit show. I'm adjusting and recovering from PTSD basically, and trying to not be too utterly ashamed/disappointed by it all.

It's sad, because you get lonely, isolated men (and, well, women too) and they wanted to tap into that "resource", and assumed anything that was going on or that I was doing, was done willing. Hence why I got pulled into a marriage with a man that the Canadian Forces allowed to "play military officer" now that maybe he's approved to target women, or be a handler for "1st class escorts" or something, for all I know. He was a living hoax and a child (and made weird comments about basically wanting to breed with me and have lots of children, or spread his genetics around, for all I know). He assumed I was an escort/prostitute or something. When I was around other military personnel, someone made a stripper comment.

Stupid fuckers. You had a reason to be afraid of the swedes.

There were good people too (they may have been the quiet/rare ones that weren't allowed around me much, so they wouldn't know the truth of the situation). They get right whiney when you escape their system and abuses, and try to say you "can't" join the military to keep you in the trafficking.
 
Her7yn said:
😂😂 If anything it was by request and I've never done it before until her (the slapping) lol
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This brings up a good point. While some behaviors may seem gross, humiliating, dehumanizing, degrading or whatever to an outside observer, not everyone likes the same stuff and as long as it is consensual, there is nothing really to justify or defend. The "worst" stuff I have ever done to women has all been by request. In fact, an ex told her BFF about something particularly "awful" that I did, and so when she and I broke up, the BFF came along looking for similar treatment. Life is short, people are weird.
 
I was 23 and fucking this 37 yo doctor. She wanted to wrap a chain around my dick and put it up her ass like that.

I didn't do it and I think I was wrong
 
drugstore_cowboy said:
Pulled a girl in a club, walked back to her house but her parents were still awake, we had sex in a park behind the house. She knelt and blew me to finish, choked then puked over me. I jizzed over the top and back of her head as she was still being sick. She looked a fucking mess so I said nothing, waited until she let herself in and legged it.
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See, the whole 'cum-covered slut' thing turns me on so much.
 
Weirdest thing I can think of were me and a friend were going at it and then my little brother knocked on my door and asked me a complicated question. I was answering but my friend wasn't done with my dick and kept going at it with more vigor and here I was trying to answer without moaning or sounding weird.
 
I have drawn things that have directly lead to sexual encounters.

I guess it's the same for music/ tattooing/ anything else that involves a passionate fandoms and conventions. It just feels weird/ mutually exploitative when I step outside of myself and think about just how much a thing this actually is.
 
Count Dookkake said:
This brings up a good point. While some behaviors may seem gross, humiliating, dehumanizing, degrading or whatever to an outside observer, not everyone likes the same stuff and as long as it is consensual, there is nothing really to justify or defend. The "worst" stuff I have ever done to women has all been by request. In fact, an ex told her BFF about something particularly "awful" that I did, and so when she and I broke up, the BFF came along looking for similar treatment. Life is short, people are weird.
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Women will surprise you that's for sure. I know I can be aggressive and I'm open to try anything I've never tried before. Sex during a girl having her period and then having her suck you off right before cumming is something that turns me on a lot while it may seem too extreme for others.

Life is short indeed, try everything at least once I'd say.
 
In college in the mid-90s, we were driving around the Mississippi countryside, looking for a place to park and get intimate. We found an old, secluded dirt road and parked along the side to begin doin' our thing. About 20 minutes into it, we felt the truck began to shake a tiny bit, and he cracked a joke about the Earth moving. About 5 minutes later, the truck began to slide - hard into a ditch. The dirt on the roadside we'd parked on was apparently not as packed as we'd estimated.

We didn't have a winch on the truck, and this was the pre-cell phone era, so we had to walk ~8 miles back into town. And we were still closeted, so to reduce suspicion I returned to my dorm room while he set-off to find a tow truck.

To this day, and for the rest of our lives, that night will always be known as "The Night We Made the Earth Move."
 
Don't have one myself, but my sister found out her bf cheated on her. He happened to like eating ass so she took a dump right before having sex. I believe he went in blind lol.
 
Rasko said:
I was 23 and fucking this 37 yo doctor. She wanted to wrap a chain around my dick and put it up her ass like that.

I didn't do it and I think I was wrong
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How big was the chain? Just some small necklace type thing or something strong you could hook something heavy onto?
 
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