It's that time of the month again!
PREDICTION TIME!
This year Survivor Series has a very interesting theme. Instead of the classic Survivor Series elimination tag-team matches or the more recent interesting cards that saw, for instance, THE ROCK returning. WWE has opted for a unique concept, this years SURVIVOR SERIES is all about SURVIVING the show until the end without falling asleep out of boredom. That's right, what a novel concept that surely will rake in the buys.
WWE have done their upmost to accomplish this impressive new concept, by, for instance, not announcing more than 3 matches until less than ONE WEEK before the actual PPV. Thus ensuring you care absolutely nothing about any of the matches that didn't get any build at all. Moreso, they teased a great twelve-man tag-team match that would see The Wyatts and The Shield team up and then COMPLETELY DROPPED IT OUTTA NOWHERE to give us a Raw-level tag-match between Bryan and Punk vs. Harper and Rowan. It should be a fun match, but it's a Raw main-event, not a PPV match. Also, they've given us the real gem of Del Rio (nobody gives a single fuck about this guy) vs. John Cena (has the same match over and over and over and over again), yes, that's right, a match with two boring stale guys that have a stale match with a predictable stale outcome... And to cap this absolutely craptastic PPV off, I will ask you to name the two most boring upper midcarders in WWE right now: If your answers were Big Show and Randy Orton, congratulation, YOU WIN! These two will no doubt have a boring ass match that will undoubtedly end with TRIPLE H AND SHIELD SHENANIGANS, to give us our SIXTH CONSECUTIVE pay-per-view with a bullshit ending. Maybe Vince Russo is consulting their creative team, who the fuck knows.
So, lets get to it.
Pre-show: The Miz. vs.
Kofi Kingston.
IC Title:
Big E Langston (c) vs. Curtis Axel
Traditional Survivor Series Elimination Tag Team Match:
Natalya, The Bellas, The Funkadactyls, JoJo & Eva Marie vs. Divas Champion AJ Lee, Tamina Snuka, Kaitlyn, Rosa Mendes, Summer Rae, Aksana & Alicia Fox (Natalya, Bellas, Naomi survive after hitting all of their finishers on sole surviving AJ on other team. Must bury the champion in a non-title match after all. Five minutes of this match will involve any combination of Eva Marie, JoJo, Aksana and Rosa Mendes)
Traditional Survivor Series Elimination Tag Team Match:
Cody Rhodes & Goldust, The Usos & Rey Mysterio vs. The Shield & The Real Americans (Rey Mysterio and Cody Rhodes survive)
CM Punk & Daniel Bryan vs. Erick Rowan & Luke Harper
World Heavyweight Title:
John Cena (c) vs. Alberto Del Rio
WWE Title:
Randy Orton (c) vs. Big Show (This match will all be about Triple H)
If you buy this PPV you are an idiot.
