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[Rygar 8 Bit]

http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-604

 

[Maledict]

Folks, the supposed event that happened in Britain didn't happen.

The trial collapsed. The two men accused were awarded large sums of money for false arrest. There were numerous issues with the case and how evidence was gathered and what was made up.

 

[Pennywise]

Link?

 

[Princess Viola]

Recommend us some nice restaurants to sample test this good good.

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Please don't.

Restaurants? Psh, you gotta do it home made.

Spoiler

don't cook and eat people unless you're gonna starve and they're already dead or something

 

[ElTopo]

And here I thought I was the only one who was going to make an Untold Story/Ebola Syndrome reference.

 

[Raab]

But how many stars did the restaurant have?

 

[Aeternus Malum]

Am I the only one not shocked at all about this? After I found out that Burger King was selling horse meat and Chinese stores were selling cat (some good fucking cat, btw), I assumed that there were a good chuck of places selling human.

 

[Currygan]

Am I the only one not shocked at all about this? After I found out that Burger King was selling horse meat and Chinese stores were selling cat (some good fucking cat, btw), I assumed that there were a good chuck of places selling human.

horse meat is awesome, if anything I'd be there every day

 

[wildfire]

"The attendant noticed my reaction and told me it was the small piece of meat I had eaten that made the bill scale that high," he said. "I did not know I had been served with human meat, and that it was that expensive."

Even though the story is in question the expense shouldn't be your concern after you discover what it actually was... *facepalms*

Update 5/15; 11:24 p.m. EST: Though the BBC reported this story locally on Wednesday, 5/13, upon further review, another source suggests the story may be two years old or from a disputed source.

Well you taking the BBC as a credible source is easy to understand why you didn't think to fact check it more carefully.

 

[Herbspiceguy]

I expected the logic behind this to serve it as an exclusive and expensive dish, maybe with some added superstition.
So I did a quick google, the priest is lying:

Human flesh was apparently being sold as an expensive treat at the restaurant, with authorities saying that roasted human head was even on the menu.

 

[collige]

Am I the only one not shocked at all about this? After I found out that Burger King was selling horse meat and Chinese stores were selling cat (some good fucking cat, btw), I assumed that there were a good chuck of places selling human.

The difference is that while no one gives a fuck about cats and horses, actually obtaining human meat would be a nightmare since there's usually a funeral when people die. How would one go about finding a reliable source of edible corpses?

 

[Lucumo]

 

[Kinyou]

Is it one of those things where you taste it and you just know???

I heard human tastes like pig

 

[Slayer-33]

I heard human tastes like pig

And what are the nutritional values?

 

[BumblebeeCody]

I'd be pissed too, human meat is fa to expensive.

 

[Kinyou]

And what are the nutritional values?

For some weird reason my diet app isn't listing it.

 

[Hypemaster]

I'm in complete shock.

 

[Black_Stride]

This movie poster is now too real.

Edit out the H and this win would be even winner.

 

[rjc571]

So are we all going to ignore the fact that this story is two years old, questionably sourced and probably fake?

 

[ipitydatfu]

 

[fanboi]

 

[truly101]

But space dust tho

 

[duckroll]

"Update 5/15; 11:24 p.m. EST: Though the BBC reported this story locally on Wednesday, 5/13, upon further review, another source suggests the story may be two years old or from a disputed source."

Uh huh. How about doing your jobs better?