I think this thread needs to be nuked from orbitThe sand lines are only really guilty of being lame. Like, it does at least make sense. Every line of dialogue in the fireplace scene should have been nuked from orbit.
But in that case, your "losing faith in that makes little sense" observation was pretty redundant, yar?Faith has nothing to do with logic, really. That's why it's faith.
As somebody who could suddenly get really hyped for a birthday party a month away just by seeing balloons, I can safely say that what builds and diminishes my anticipation of something could be really illogical.And regardless, it's not like the quality of a 16 year old movie made by completely different people should have any effect on your anticipation for a completely different movie coming out in two months.
Every Star Wars fan needs to see the Holiday Special once. It's a right of passage. It will change your view on life and this universe.
Every Star Wars fan needs to see the Holiday Special once. It's a right of passage. It will change your view on life and this universe.
Real fans of Star Wars like all of the movies. If you don't like the special, you're not a true fan.Every Star Wars fan needs to see the Holiday Special once. It's a right of passage. It will change your view on life and this universe.
But in that case, your "losing faith in that makes little sense" observation was pretty redundant, yar?
Real fans of Star Wars like all of the movies. If you don't like the special, you're not a true fan.
Every Star Wars fan needs to see the Holiday Special once. It's a right of passage. It will change your view on life and this universe.
The best part is that the old EU actually decided it was a good idea to respect all the stuff the special added to the universe.
"Lumpy huh? I´ll put him in my novels, but with his full name Lumpawarrump! MAN NERDS ARE GONNA LOVE MY BOOKS!!"
I can imagine. Every franchise has those type of fans and it's so irritating. The concept of a "true fan" and trying to define other people's interests is so odd to me.There are podcasts I listen to that sound JUST like this.
Well, maybe not JUST like that. But close.
There's no call for this, man.
YOU DIDN'T NEED TO DO THIS
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God, Harrison Ford's line delivery really bums me out. I just want to give him a hug.
It's the worst thing since bagpipes.Episode II isn't just the worst SW movie, it's one of the worst big-budget films ever made.
It's the worst thing since bagpipes.
Jawas are cuter.All this fighting and we aint even talked Ewoks
What do you think the Ewoks were smoking in those pipes?
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Well to be fair everyone knew most of that anyway.Just saw this on Reddit, Episode 3 trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UnjrG_N8hU
It
gives
everything
away
And yet i was still excited
Just saw this on Reddit, Episode 3 trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UnjrG_N8hU
It
gives
everything
away
And yet i was still excited
AT-STs are so sexy though*Ewoks and the ground battle of Endor SUCK
I'm watching all the old lightsaber battles and the Ep 1 and 2 ones... are just terrible. There's no tension, the camera is dead still the entire time, and there's no sense that someone is getting the upper hand in the fight. It's just dudes wailing sticks at each other until someone uncharacteristically leaves themself wide open for a killing blow.
This thread made me rewatch AOTC for shits and giggles. You know what was worst? Anakin Force geeding Padme a slice of aplle. Evwrything about that scene is complete shit. Just how Lucas? What in the fuck?
Pear. Cgi pear, might I add. That cutting it and bitting it.
Fake fucking eating. Jesus.
To the left of his faceWait what
Who has a slug where
Yeah, looks like he's using the audio only version of the trailer music this time. Pretty awesome.The guy who made the Han's Flashback remix knocked out something called Luke's Vision. Same general idea, different twist. Editing's better on this one than it was on the Flashback one, actually.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvkwMBsD1p4
To the left of his face
Unlimited Powaaaaah is definitely not a high.
The Order 66 montage
The wordless moment between Anakin & Padme
The Opera Scene
The Opening Assault
The Padme's Funeral/Vader's Birth montage
Granted, there's some really mediocre shit inbetween, but those moments feature solid filmmaking from Lucas, solid enough to make you remember he was the guy who helped edit The Godfather and made THX 1138.
Jedi's got:
The Space Battle
The Throne Room
The speeder bike chase
...and that's it, really. Jabba's Palace takes too goddamn long. The ewoks aren't good. The ground battle isn't good. Han Solo's character is neutered and kneecapped. Chewie is a punchline. Fisher's performance is almost as bad as Christensen's in Sith, and in the brother/sister reveal, she's actually WORSE than he is in that movie.
Williams' music elevates the throne room like crazy - that fight isn't as good as Empire. The music is better than the fight is.