NHL October 2015 |OT| Dan Cleary was re-signed

That's some hot stinky bullski Schuey. Layoffs are pure communist nonsense and you're better than something like that holding you down. Get yourself a crispy new pair of socks, listen to some Bob Seger, and watch Bridge on the River Kwai. Tomorrow's a new day and you can also nap tomorrow.
 
Move to OTT, get a government job and get paid like a dirty hoe.

Maybe i will, lol

That's some hot stinky bullski Schuey. Layoffs are pure communist nonsense and you're better than something like that holding you down. Get yourself a crispy new pair of socks, listen to some Bob Seger, and watch Bridge on the River Kwai. Tomorrow's a new day and you can also nap tomorrow.

Tomorrow, naps and Halo.
 
That's some hot stinky bullski Schuey. Layoffs are pure communist nonsense and you're better than something like that holding you down. Get yourself a crispy new pair of socks, listen to some Bob Seger, and watch Bridge on the River Kwai. Tomorrow's a new day and you can also nap tomorrow.

lol
 
.@NicholsOnHockey: Dreger's sources tell him #NHLDucks players don't want Bruce Boudreau fired.

Boudreau seems like a likeable guy, and it's just such a 180 if the team suddenly wants him gone after their success last year. I'd understand if we were in December or January, and the team's basically tuned him out. I don't think this is the case just yet.
 
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=183310463&postcount=1144

someone rewrote it and made it TUSR friendly, so it could help ya out lol

:lol I actually gave it another go and I think I finally have a handle on it.

Although, the twist with the guy with the dreads and the pants getting caught on the balcony are some serious bullshit red flags. Still, not a bad way to pass 10 minutes.

Edit: wait shit, apparently it displays prejudice and classism to not understand the story. I apologize.
 
Please tell me someone here read the story in the OP. Fucking crazy as shit.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1130829

One of the few times to actually go into OT. story is fucking worth it lol


Got my days mixed up and thought the Flyers played tonight :( am sad now

Story is amazing. Have been laughing about this all day.

Yep. Amazing story. I wanna see a movie adaptation.

Get Bay to do this like Pain and Gain, I'd be so in. The Rock as Z.
 
Z has to be a proper black dude tho.

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At least Dougie and his bro can be on the same team! Gotta have your priorities straight.

edit: that stripper story is amazing. I think the Twitter format helped the storytelling. It's like a cliffhanger every 140 characters.

Yeah but I don't understand it Macattack-chan. Is there a proper English version?
 
Yeah but I don't understand it Macattack-chan. Is there a proper English version?

I can't deny it was frustrating to not understand one of the abbreviations that was bugging me, 'rn'.

Being the literary scholar I am, I used context clues to figure it out.

I'll use it in a sentence to prove it:

"lol, those people need to take the stick out of their asses rn."
 
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