FakeGAF Episode 5: The Thirst Awakens

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Guys are really dumb sometimes, smh. It's not that fucking complicated.

Unrelated. Borrowed a coworkers external HDD to copy some movies and TV shows to get me through this long period out to sea.

Buried several layers deep I found his porn stash. It's fucking MASSIVE. 667GB. Meticulous organized by category: Amateur, Arab, Asian, BBW, Ebony, Extreme, Hairy Cunts, Hentai, Japanese, Latina, Parody, White. Within each category there are subcategories: Cuckold, Creampie, Classic, Lesbian, Gangbang, Bukakke, Masturbation, 3D, etc. And there is just SO. MUCH.

Just, jesus fuck.
 
Ceallach said:
Guys are really dumb sometimes, smh. It's not that fucking complicated.

Unrelated. Borrowed a coworkers external HDD to copy some movies and TV shows to get me through this long period out to sea.

Buried several layers deep I found his porn stash. It's fucking MASSIVE. 667GB. Meticulous organized by category: Amateur, Arab, Asian, BBW, Ebony, Extreme, Hairy Cunts, Hentai, Japanese, Latina, Parody, White. Within each category there are subcategories: Cuckold, Creampie, Classic, Lesbian, Gangbang, Bukakke, Masturbation, 3D, etc. And there is just SO. MUCH.

Just, jesus fuck.
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Such dedication I suppose.
 
Ceallach said:
Unrelated. Borrowed a coworkers external HDD to copy some movies and TV shows to get me through this long period out to sea.

Buried several layers deep I found his porn stash. It's fucking MASSIVE. 667GB. Meticulous organized by category: Amateur, Arab, Asian, BBW, Ebony, Extreme, Hairy Cunts, Hentai, Japanese, Latina, Parody, White. Within each category there are subcategories: Cuckold, Creampie, Classic, Lesbian, Gangbang, Bukakke, Masturbation, 3D, etc. And there is just SO. MUCH.

Just, jesus fuck.
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I'm screaming.

And I thought all my bookmarks were bad. lmao
 
liliththepale said:
aw shit I'm slipping. I hope there aren't any other multiply where I got it wrong.

also I'm curious if that dollarydoos thing will stimulate the economy somehow or if it's just a publicity stunt
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Brilliant.

They seem to be doing a super limited run (only 1000 at this point, they're considering doing a nationwide limited run) and selling it on the Mint site.
I've heard of a collectible coin but note? What an age we live in.

So probably just a publicity stunt

Edit : I just remembered that weird stunt that Labor did when a bunch of politicians went head deep into the Inanimate Carbon Rod gag. Australian politics are strange
Double-Choc Edit : Found it!
 
Ceallach said:
Guys are really dumb sometimes, smh. It's not that fucking complicated.

Unrelated. Borrowed a coworkers external HDD to copy some movies and TV shows to get me through this long period out to sea.

Buried several layers deep I found his porn stash. It's fucking MASSIVE. 667GB. Meticulous organized by category: Amateur, Arab, Asian, BBW, Ebony, Extreme, Hairy Cunts, Hentai, Japanese, Latina, Parody, White. Within each category there are subcategories: Cuckold, Creampie, Classic, Lesbian, Gangbang, Bukakke, Masturbation, 3D, etc. And there is just SO. MUCH.

Just, jesus fuck.
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Who the hell needs a porn stash these days?

And it goes both ways, had more than one woman who has no idea what to do with a dick, who obviously think of their body as the prize and just lay there.
 
Professor Beef said:
Forgot about Christine, her too.
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Some reason I thought her name wasn't red anymore. No idea where that idea came from. The other two I drew a blank on for some reason. I think I see them more often on gaming side and I haven't done a ton over there recently so that might be why
 
Dudes the Alison Rapp thing drives me nuts, I can't even look at the thread.

I tweeted something about Alison's firing being bullshit, trying to be kinda plain and brief so as not to cause too much of a debate, but I soon learned that even my own little fans that I thought were my friends had some of these weirdo tendencies. I started having it explained to me that she was fired for child porn or whatever it is these fuckers are saying.

I actually blocked my first two people on twitter -- ever! Since I can't afford to lose fans, I probably should get out of the tweeting about stuff like this business so I don't have to learn ugly truths about who some of these people actually are.
 
Jobbs said:
Dudes the Alison Rapp thing drives me nuts, I can't even look at the thread.

I tweeted something about Alison's firing being bullshit, trying to be kinda plain and brief so as not to cause too much of a debate, but I soon learned that even my own little fans that I thought were my friends had some of these weirdo tendencies. I started having it explained to me that she was fired for child porn or whatever it is these fuckers are saying.

I actually blocked my first two people on twitter -- ever! Since I can't afford to lose fans, I probably should get out of the tweeting about stuff like this business so I don't have to learn ugly truths about who some of these people actually are.
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Most are probably uninformed. I thought Zoë Quinn was in the wrong at first because my sources were unreliable. I figured it out within a week fortunately
 
I for one am appalled at Jobbs for twattering about all willy-nilly.

I have unsubscribed to future YouTube playthroughs of Ghort Song and I am retracting all the kickstarter money that I didn't donate.

#jobbsgate
 
Still not sure if that's referring to FakeGAF topics or the fiasco in off topic. ¯_(ツ)_/¯
 
fengshuifever said:
The last couple of days I haven't been able to go into Gaming or Offtopic without getting superbly angry or just shaking my head for 10 minutes.

FakeGAF is the last bastion
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If I venture outside my subscription list I'm afraid I'll get banned again. It's a wasteland out there.
 
Misha I demand a tag when you have the pull.


Also i hate and despise neogaf and I wish unspeakable harm to all that wantonly post here.

Sort of.
 
You Know Nothing said:
With great power comes great responsibility blah blah blah.

Just perma ban all the shitlords.
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They dont stand a chance

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CrudeDiatribe said:
Make Devo a mod for a day. Boom.
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I never really saw her post but I can very much appreciate the fear she inflicted on some men around here

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I wonder if Pau knows we moved over here. She posted in spurts mostly and I don't think she was around when February ended
 
The only thing cool about being a mod seems to be red names.

Admins should have blue names. So that we know they're REALLY different.
 
liliththepale said:
Are you admitting to using the horrid dark theme? Or am I missing that this is a joke?
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Are you badmouthing the awesome dark theme? Or am I missing that this is a joke?
 
liliththepale said:
April Fools is a choice. I choose not to lie to people except about NeoGAF Gold.



Hell yeah I am. I don't live in some squalid dark basement so the light doesn't blind me.
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Embrace your darkness.

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Also GAF Gold is real
 
I don't like the dark theme. the glowing white letters fucks with my eyes. plus I have backlighting behind my screen by way of desk lamp
 
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